| A Morning diary 08:09 - Feb 26 with 1415 views | smithy69 |
A morning in the life of some posters currently
7.20am
Wake up to realise they are still alive and instantly punch their cat
7.24am
Log on to TWTD to post that Ipswich are the worst team In England, with statements to back this up
7.36am
Walk downstairs to make a coffee. The cat gets kicked on the way
7.45am
The poster sees a robin joyfully singing in his garden whilst the kettle is boiling. He shoots it
7.51am
He returns to bed - whilst encountering the cat on the landing, the cat gets a round house kick
7.56am
Returns to TWTD to reply to the messages
(Please copy and paste and add to it - can we get a complete 24 hours )
[Post edited 26 Feb 8:13]
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| A Morning diary on 08:11 - Feb 26 with 1384 views | TractorWood |
Hiding under the bed for 90 minutes might not be a bad plan for tonight. |  |
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| A Morning diary on 08:18 - Feb 26 with 1315 views | Bogblue |
You forgot shooting himself in the foot to escape the misery of monotonous mid-table mediocrity. | | | |
| A Morning diary on 08:28 - Feb 26 with 1278 views | NthQldITFC |
Certainly seems to be the scene, and I think the songbird reference might be pertinent in one or two less than obvious cases too. |  |
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| A Morning diary on 08:35 - Feb 26 with 1243 views | hoppy |
| A Morning diary on 08:11 - Feb 26 by TractorWood |
Hiding under the bed for 90 minutes might not be a bad plan for tonight. |
The cat? |  |
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| A Morning diary on 08:41 - Feb 26 with 1227 views | SaleAway |
7:55 am mistakenly identifies other half's morning flirting as a bit of indigestion, so jumps back out of bed instead of getting some... | |
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| A Morning diary on 09:20 - Feb 26 with 1111 views | SaffronWaldenBlues |
You are making a post having a pop at others, specifically me, at 8am, don't act like you have a life either pal ;)
Banter aside, some of us are up this early to go to work and stave off homelessness for another month, arguing whether or not we can finish above Leicester is a healthy distraction from what is, for me at least, a very terrible life. [Post edited 26 Feb 9:21]
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| A Morning diary on 09:25 - Feb 26 with 1080 views | NthQldITFC |
| A Morning diary on 08:11 - Feb 26 by TractorWood |
Hiding under the bed for 90 minutes might not be a bad plan for tonight. |
Anyone else read that as:
Hiding under the bed for 90 minutes might not be a bed pan for tonight.?
Hope we don't get caught short. | |
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| A Morning diary on 09:26 - Feb 26 with 1073 views | TractorWood |
| A Morning diary on 09:25 - Feb 26 by NthQldITFC |
Anyone else read that as:
Hiding under the bed for 90 minutes might not be a bed pan for tonight.?
Hope we don't get caught short. |
Thought the double down arrows was harsh on quite an oblique op.
I hate watching us on TV. | |
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| A Morning diary on 09:36 - Feb 26 with 1035 views | Dubtractor |
| A Morning diary on 09:26 - Feb 26 by TractorWood |
Thought the double down arrows was harsh on quite an oblique op.
I hate watching us on TV. |
I thought yours was gallows humour rather than negativity. |  |
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| A Morning diary on 09:49 - Feb 26 with 1007 views | TractorWood |
| A Morning diary on 09:36 - Feb 26 by Dubtractor |
I thought yours was gallows humour rather than negativity. |
Totally. I hate watching us on TV. I also hate that sensation that a global audience is watching. Just in case we get a kicking.
In reality we ar playing the worst United side in generations. We should be trying to win the game. 1 point would be great for those who travel and get some traction in the media maybe but it just doesn't help us enough. | |
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| A Morning diary on 09:58 - Feb 26 with 981 views | Keno |
You missed one very important activity ofd that list
7.26 - while typing with one hand on TWTD use other to ....... 'scratch an itch" |  |
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| A Morning diary on 10:05 - Feb 26 with 943 views | baxterbasics |
For me lately:
9am
log in at work and immediately check the latest news in TWTD and any updates to threads I have contributed to.
9:05 to 17:30
Repeat the above whilst shoehorning in minimal periods of actual work to ensure I retain my employment.
17:35
Head home.
18:30
Dinner with the fam.
19:00 to 23:00
Repeat step one as often as possible until the Mrs points out how much time I am spending on devices. Shoehorn in enough chores and spousal interaction to ensure I retain my relationship status.
Slight exaggeration of course, but does feel like this some days! |  |
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| A Morning diary on 10:10 - Feb 26 with 923 views | TractorWood |
| A Morning diary on 10:05 - Feb 26 by baxterbasics |
For me lately:
9am
log in at work and immediately check the latest news in TWTD and any updates to threads I have contributed to.
9:05 to 17:30
Repeat the above whilst shoehorning in minimal periods of actual work to ensure I retain my employment.
17:35
Head home.
18:30
Dinner with the fam.
19:00 to 23:00
Repeat step one as often as possible until the Mrs points out how much time I am spending on devices. Shoehorn in enough chores and spousal interaction to ensure I retain my relationship status.
Slight exaggeration of course, but does feel like this some days! |
Optimal bare minimum behaviour. Ideal. | |
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| A Morning diary on 10:13 - Feb 26 with 901 views | Guthrum |
To quote Allo Allo: "Good moaning". |  |
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| A Morning diary on 10:49 - Feb 26 with 817 views | MattinLondon |
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