| The Zimbabwe squad for AFCON..... 21:12 - Dec 22 with 1304 views | Bloots |
....is an absolute goldmine of tremendously named players.
As well as the well known Macauley Bonne and Tawanda Chirewa other highlights include:
Prince Dube
Marvelous Nakamba
Teenage Hadebe
Godknows Murwira
Elvis Chipezeze
Prosper Padera
Divine Lunga
Knowledge Musona
And my absolute fave, Brendan Galloway.
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| The Zimbabwe squad for AFCON..... on 21:24 - Dec 22 with 1206 views | StNeotsBlue |
I used to work with a few guys from Zimbabwe Sunday, Blessing and Fortune. Sunday was a lovely guy but wasn't quite wired up correctly and could be a bit of a liability in social settings. |  | | |
| The Zimbabwe squad for AFCON..... on 21:27 - Dec 22 with 1179 views | TresBonne |
What's Murwira's first name? |  | | |
| Haven't got a clue. (n/t) on 21:29 - Dec 22 with 1149 views | Bloots |
| The Zimbabwe squad for AFCON..... on 21:27 - Dec 22 by TresBonne |
What's Murwira's first name? |
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| Haven't got a clue. (n/t) on 21:30 - Dec 22 with 1143 views | TresBonne |
| Haven't got a clue. (n/t) on 21:29 - Dec 22 by Bloots |
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No, Kalou retired years ago | | | |
| Haven't got a clue Murwira on 21:39 - Dec 22 with 1100 views | Keno |
| Haven't got a clue. (n/t) on 21:29 - Dec 22 by Bloots |
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Strange name indeed |  |
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| The Zimbabwe squad for AFCON..... on 21:49 - Dec 22 with 1062 views | Dubtractor |
Elvis Chipezeze has a particularly pleasing ring to it. |  |
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| The Zimbabwe squad for AFCON..... on 21:53 - Dec 22 with 1056 views | Mullet |
A lot of African kids I've taught have some brilliant names to our ears, Godstime, Friday, Goodluck are all fairly common and some so unique it'd reveal where I work! Usually though if they're called Blessing, Genius or somesuch name they generally aren't. |  |
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| The Zimbabwe squad for AFCON..... on 21:54 - Dec 22 with 1035 views | Axeldalai_lama |
Ironically Absolute Goldmine was in their last AFCON squad. |  | | |
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| They are largely fantastic.... on 21:56 - Dec 22 with 1020 views | Bloots |
| The Zimbabwe squad for AFCON..... on 21:53 - Dec 22 by Mullet |
A lot of African kids I've taught have some brilliant names to our ears, Godstime, Friday, Goodluck are all fairly common and some so unique it'd reveal where I work! Usually though if they're called Blessing, Genius or somesuch name they generally aren't. |
....but I'm struggling with "Teenage" to be honest.
How can you name a baby "Teenage"? It's very specific!
"This is my newborn, we are calling him "Late Thirties Smith" | |
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| Maybe it’s a bit like native Americans on 22:04 - Dec 22 with 965 views | Keno |
| They are largely fantastic.... on 21:56 - Dec 22 by Bloots |
....but I'm struggling with "Teenage" to be honest.
How can you name a baby "Teenage"? It's very specific!
"This is my newborn, we are calling him "Late Thirties Smith" |
The name is the first thing the parent see?
You could have Bedpan Overspill or Oxygen Mask | |
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| Maybe it’s a bit like native Americans on 22:11 - Dec 22 with 912 views | Miaow |
| Maybe it’s a bit like native Americans on 22:04 - Dec 22 by Keno |
The name is the first thing the parent see?
You could have Bedpan Overspill or Oxygen Mask |
Afterbirth Jones |  |
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| Maybe it’s a bit like native Americans on 22:31 - Dec 22 with 858 views | StNeotsBlue |
| Maybe it’s a bit like native Americans on 22:04 - Dec 22 by Keno |
The name is the first thing the parent see?
You could have Bedpan Overspill or Oxygen Mask |
Oops! You've just followed through( the ex wife). Isn't a name that my my daughter would have loved I'd imagine | | | |
| The Zimbabwe squad for AFCON..... on 00:04 - Dec 23 with 735 views | J2BLUE |
| The Zimbabwe squad for AFCON..... on 21:53 - Dec 22 by Mullet |
A lot of African kids I've taught have some brilliant names to our ears, Godstime, Friday, Goodluck are all fairly common and some so unique it'd reveal where I work! Usually though if they're called Blessing, Genius or somesuch name they generally aren't. |
We get a lot of enquiries from Nigeria where I work. It's almost always a classic English first name followed by something religious.
Jonathan Godpower or Christopher Godstorm etc.
Pretty cool to be fair. |  | | |
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