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Loo roll should be hung.... 09:03 - May 2 with 1703 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

Loo roll should be hung....


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Loo roll should be hung.... on 09:21 - May 2 with 1416 viewsPinewoodblue

I’d like to think Brixton was referring to spare rolls.

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Loo roll should be hung.... on 09:25 - May 2 with 1408 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

Loo roll should be hung.... on 09:21 - May 2 by Pinewoodblue

I’d like to think Brixton was referring to spare rolls.


Nope, he keeps them in the bread bin!

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Loo roll should be hung.... on 09:25 - May 2 with 1410 viewsStokieBlue



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Loo roll should be hung.... on 09:41 - May 2 with 1385 viewsLord_Lucan

The correct etiquette is to have the paper hanging away from the wall so it is neater however I prefer mine the other way round.

More importantly - Why can't people pick up the used centre tube when finished and put it in the bin. It drives me mad, I am convinced my family just leave it there to wind me up.

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Loo roll should be hung.... on 10:02 - May 2 with 1355 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

Loo roll should be hung.... on 09:41 - May 2 by Lord_Lucan

The correct etiquette is to have the paper hanging away from the wall so it is neater however I prefer mine the other way round.

More importantly - Why can't people pick up the used centre tube when finished and put it in the bin. It drives me mad, I am convinced my family just leave it there to wind me up.


Correct on all fronts!

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Loo roll should be hung.... on 10:02 - May 2 with 1353 viewsfooters

Democracy simply doesn't work. The paper hangs next to the wall.

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Loo roll should be hung.... on 10:03 - May 2 with 1350 viewsfactual_blue

You forgot the 'reused several times in this difficult period for us all' option.

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Loo roll should be hung.... on 10:04 - May 2 with 1349 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

Loo roll should be hung.... on 10:03 - May 2 by factual_blue

You forgot the 'reused several times in this difficult period for us all' option.


Shop early and shop hard you crazy fool!

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Loo roll should be hung.... on 10:06 - May 2 with 1339 viewsBrixtonBlue

You forgot "in Bully's house, with the rest."

I bet Bloots will downarrow this.
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Loo roll should be hung.... on 10:08 - May 2 with 1333 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

Loo roll should be hung.... on 10:06 - May 2 by BrixtonBlue

You forgot "in Bully's house, with the rest."


You sh1t in Bully's house!

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Loo roll should be hung.... on 10:15 - May 2 with 1316 viewsfactual_blue

Loo roll should be hung.... on 10:04 - May 2 by BanksterDebtSlave

Shop early and shop hard you crazy fool!


We do have a copious supply in the utility room.

A healthy supply of essentials will be part of the 'new normal'.

A crossbow might also be a prudent investment for self-defence.

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Loo roll should be hung.... on 11:52 - May 2 with 1260 viewsdickie

Loo roll should be hung.... on 10:02 - May 2 by BanksterDebtSlave

Correct on all fronts!


Except the brown card in the centre should be disposed of in a compost bin
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Loo roll should be hung.... on 12:05 - May 2 with 1240 viewsEwan_Oozami

This is the only way to store and dispense toilet roll - paper hanging outwards - suitable for both left and right handed wipers - portable so can be transported to alternative locations if required

Used cardboard centres removed promptly to to the recycling - minimum stock level = 1 roll.



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You are the obsolete SRN4 to my Fairey Rotodyne....
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Loo roll should be hung.... on 12:51 - May 2 with 1206 viewsWeWereZombies

Loo roll should be hung.... on 10:02 - May 2 by footers

Democracy simply doesn't work. The paper hangs next to the wall.


Finally, the opportunity arrives to repay you for that down vote you gave me when I, very reasonably, suggested that Liam Gallagher would be a better front man should The Smiths reform...

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Loo roll should be hung.... on 16:10 - May 2 with 1142 viewsjeera

Loo Rolls is innocent!

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Loo roll should be hung.... on 16:15 - May 2 with 1137 viewsfooters

Loo roll should be hung.... on 12:51 - May 2 by WeWereZombies

Finally, the opportunity arrives to repay you for that down vote you gave me when I, very reasonably, suggested that Liam Gallagher would be a better front man should The Smiths reform...


That was a very silly suggestion and you know it, little scamp.

Once again, it seems us lot have won the argument so to speak but not the popular vote. Quelle surprise.

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Loo roll should be hung.... on 16:20 - May 2 with 1130 viewsWeWereZombies

Loo roll should be hung.... on 16:15 - May 2 by footers

That was a very silly suggestion and you know it, little scamp.

Once again, it seems us lot have won the argument so to speak but not the popular vote. Quelle surprise.


Not only that, you have let slip who you also post as...

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Loo roll should be hung.... on 16:31 - May 2 with 1115 viewsfooters

Loo roll should be hung.... on 16:20 - May 2 by WeWereZombies

Not only that, you have let slip who you also post as...


The WeWereZombies account took some work, but I think people are believing it now.

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Loo roll should be hung.... on 16:40 - May 2 with 1106 viewsWeWereZombies

Loo roll should be hung.... on 16:31 - May 2 by footers

The WeWereZombies account took some work, but I think people are believing it now.


yeh, yeh, whatever you say Brixton...

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Loo roll should be hung.... on 16:45 - May 2 with 1101 viewsfooters

Loo roll should be hung.... on 16:40 - May 2 by WeWereZombies

yeh, yeh, whatever you say Brixton...


South of the river terribly infra dig, dear chap.

But it helped that I also like semolina. Not very fashionable these days but very comforting.


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Loo roll should be hung.... on 18:24 - May 2 with 1067 viewsEwan_Oozami

Loo roll should be hung.... on 16:10 - May 2 by jeera

Loo Rolls is innocent!


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Loo roll should be hung.... on 18:26 - May 2 with 1064 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

Loo roll should be hung.... on 11:52 - May 2 by dickie

Except the brown card in the centre should be disposed of in a compost bin


Or even better potting on a tomato seedling or such.

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Loo roll should be hung.... on 18:33 - May 2 with 1053 viewsjeera

Loo roll should be hung.... on 18:26 - May 2 by BanksterDebtSlave

Or even better potting on a tomato seedling or such.


They are useful for that aren't they.

Although they don't protect the things slugs like.

For those, like runners etc, I start the seedlings off in mini yogurt pots and cut around the tops with scissors to make them jagged.

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Loo roll should be hung.... on 19:05 - May 2 with 1042 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

Loo roll should be hung.... on 18:33 - May 2 by jeera

They are useful for that aren't they.

Although they don't protect the things slugs like.

For those, like runners etc, I start the seedlings off in mini yogurt pots and cut around the tops with scissors to make them jagged.


Top tip....I assume it works?

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Loo roll should be hung.... on 19:07 - May 2 with 1038 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

Loo roll should be hung.... on 16:15 - May 2 by footers

That was a very silly suggestion and you know it, little scamp.

Once again, it seems us lot have won the argument so to speak but not the popular vote. Quelle surprise.


Madness Footers....so many confused individuals on this forum.

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