| What did Adam say 07:49 - Dec 24 with 3051 views | bluelagos |
to his wife the day before christmas?
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It's Christmas Eve 😀
*If that doesn't when me a nomination for Twtd funniest poster, nothing will. [Post edited 24 Dec 2020 7:50]
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| What did Adam say on 09:43 - Dec 24 with 2536 views | WD19 |
Sounds like the recipe for a classic domestic argument on Christmas day.
"Its Christmas Eve"
"No its not"
"Yes it is you stupid cow...." |  | | |
| What did Adam say on 09:52 - Dec 24 with 2514 views | Meadowlark |
It's Christmas Eve, Eve. |  | | |
| What did Adam say on 09:55 - Dec 24 with 2510 views | Keno |
ok, if you want Christmas related humour
What pet parasite did Jesus's family have?
A flea
The Angel told Joseph to take the family and flea to Egypt
BL pass me award then |  |
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| What did Adam say on 09:56 - Dec 24 with 2503 views | factual_blue |
| What did Adam say on 09:43 - Dec 24 by WD19 |
Sounds like the recipe for a classic domestic argument on Christmas day.
"Its Christmas Eve"
"No its not"
"Yes it is you stupid cow...." |
And they weren't even married. |  |
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| What did Adam say on 10:03 - Dec 24 with 2489 views | bluelagos |
| What did Adam say on 09:55 - Dec 24 by Keno |
ok, if you want Christmas related humour
What pet parasite did Jesus's family have?
A flea
The Angel told Joseph to take the family and flea to Egypt
BL pass me award then |
Mate, I don't want to sound harsh, but that's proper non league compared to my premiership standard joke ;-) | |
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| What did Adam say on 10:11 - Dec 24 with 2477 views | Keno |
| What did Adam say on 10:03 - Dec 24 by bluelagos |
Mate, I don't want to sound harsh, but that's proper non league compared to my premiership standard joke ;-) |
pah!!
That joke is like a joke trained and coached by Paul Lambert and obviously is best told in German | |
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| What did Adam say on 10:19 - Dec 24 with 2463 views | WD19 |
| What did Adam say on 10:11 - Dec 24 by Keno |
pah!!
That joke is like a joke trained and coached by Paul Lambert and obviously is best told in German |
You have both done incredible. Fantastic. We couldnae asked for a pair of better jokes for Christmas. Great. | | | |
| What did Adam say on 11:15 - Dec 24 with 2382 views | hoppy |
| What did Adam say on 10:19 - Dec 24 by WD19 |
You have both done incredible. Fantastic. We couldnae asked for a pair of better jokes for Christmas. Great. |
Really, really good. Listen, I've done some great jokes in my time... there was even one I said in Germany once, so I know what it's all about, but the lads, given how many crackers have gone missing at the moment, have done really really well there. I'm really really proud of them. |  |
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| What did Adam say on 11:35 - Dec 24 with 2340 views | BanksterDebtSlave |
Sir Lagos I can only assume that this is a test of my supportive poster accolade (kind words btw)...so have a reluctant uppie! |  |
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| What did Adam say on 11:48 - Dec 24 with 2317 views | WD19 |
| What did Adam say on 11:35 - Dec 24 by BanksterDebtSlave |
Sir Lagos I can only assume that this is a test of my supportive poster accolade (kind words btw)...so have a reluctant uppie! |
In other news, I popped to Tesco this morning and the security guard couldn't resist taking a peek in my bag on the way out.
I had only bought a Christmas Pudding, but I think he thought it might have been Stollen. | | | |
| What did Adam say on 11:55 - Dec 24 with 2307 views | vapour_trail |
Why did Santa give up smoking?
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It was bad for his elf. |  |
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| What did Adam say on 12:14 - Dec 24 with 2284 views | factual_blue |
1 slice of apple pie will cost you £2.45 in Jamaica. A slice of apple pie costs £3.75 in Trinidad and the same slice costs £4.45 in Barbados.
And those are the Pie-Rates of the Caribbean | |
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| I would never, ever put a hood on a horse on 12:29 - Dec 24 with 2262 views | factual_blue |
| What did Adam say on 11:48 - Dec 24 by WD19 |
In other news, I popped to Tesco this morning and the security guard couldn't resist taking a peek in my bag on the way out.
I had only bought a Christmas Pudding, but I think he thought it might have been Stollen. |
...but I would mascarpone. | |
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| What did Adam say on 12:31 - Dec 24 with 2253 views | solemio |
| What did Adam say on 12:14 - Dec 24 by factual_blue |
1 slice of apple pie will cost you £2.45 in Jamaica. A slice of apple pie costs £3.75 in Trinidad and the same slice costs £4.45 in Barbados.
And those are the Pie-Rates of the Caribbean |
That is truly dreadful. I love it. |  | | |
| What did Adam say on 12:33 - Dec 24 with 2250 views | factual_blue |
| What did Adam say on 12:31 - Dec 24 by solemio |
That is truly dreadful. I love it. |
You should see my mascarpone' joke' then. | |
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| What did Adam say on 12:35 - Dec 24 with 2245 views | footers |
Phil, Gav, can someone please lock this thread? Terrible stuff from all concerned. |  |
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| What did Adam say on 12:56 - Dec 24 with 2208 views | Timefliesbyintheblue |
| What did Adam say on 11:48 - Dec 24 by WD19 |
In other news, I popped to Tesco this morning and the security guard couldn't resist taking a peek in my bag on the way out.
I had only bought a Christmas Pudding, but I think he thought it might have been Stollen. |
So it was the security guard who stollen your Mrs Peeks? | | | |
| What did Adam say on 13:04 - Dec 24 with 2190 views | BloomBlue |
That's rib-tickling |  | | |
| What did Adam say on 13:06 - Dec 24 with 2184 views | The_Flashing_Smile |
Where does Santa like to put his handsies?
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In his big ball sacks. |  |
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| What did Adam say on 13:17 - Dec 24 with 2159 views | bluelagos |
| What did Adam say on 12:14 - Dec 24 by factual_blue |
1 slice of apple pie will cost you £2.45 in Jamaica. A slice of apple pie costs £3.75 in Trinidad and the same slice costs £4.45 in Barbados.
And those are the Pie-Rates of the Caribbean |
Now we're talking. | |
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| What did Adam say on 13:53 - Dec 24 with 2124 views | Deano69 |
Don't eat those sweets/chocolates/snacks/anything, they are for Christmas!
Or is that just my house? |  |
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| What did Adam say on 15:14 - Dec 24 with 2049 views | hoppy |
"What's this delivery from the Apple Store? You shouldn't have..." | |
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| What did Adam say on 18:08 - Dec 24 with 1964 views | jeera |
Eve, what are you doing with that snake?
I can't leave you alone for two minutes. |  |
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| What did Adam say on 18:43 - Dec 24 with 1923 views | Keno |
| What did Adam say on 18:08 - Dec 24 by jeera |
Eve, what are you doing with that snake?
I can't leave you alone for two minutes. |
Eve You have a nice asp | |
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| What did Adam say on 08:17 - Dec 25 with 1785 views | Crawfordsboot |
And What was Eve’s reply ?
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I don’t give. A dam
Boom boom |  | | |
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