| I got Keiron's book for Christmas. 20:40 - Dec 29 with 3029 views | Melford |
About half-way through, very good read.
Does anybody on here know who the 'senior' unnamed player who took a massive turd on the dressing room floor for Keiron to clean up after Keiron had made him look foolish in training?
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| I got Keiron's book for Christmas. on 20:41 - Dec 29 with 2992 views | Nthsuffolkblue |
Why would Dyer have to clear it up?
Sounds rather far-fetched. |  |
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| I got Keiron's book for Christmas. on 20:51 - Dec 29 with 2938 views | Darth_Koont |
Not sure if we should say it on here. I heard who it was but still just a rumour. |  |
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| I got Keiron's book for Christmas. on 20:55 - Dec 29 with 2918 views | catch74 |
| I got Keiron's book for Christmas. on 20:41 - Dec 29 by Nthsuffolkblue |
Why would Dyer have to clear it up?
Sounds rather far-fetched. |
Good point, following the trouble Phil got in to for someone commenting on the shYt Lambert served up. |  |
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| I got Keiron's book for Christmas. on 20:57 - Dec 29 with 2917 views | Nthsuffolkblue |
| I got Keiron's book for Christmas. on 20:51 - Dec 29 by Darth_Koont |
Not sure if we should say it on here. I heard who it was but still just a rumour. |
It did remind of a joke that did the rounds - when I was told it the player was (very inaptly) Marcus Stewart.
The joke was around a player having discovered the same in the shower and asking who's **** on the floor to which Stewart (or whoever butt of joke is) says "I am but I am pretty good in the air". | |
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| I got Keiron's book for Christmas. on 21:18 - Dec 29 with 2867 views | rfretwell |
| I got Keiron's book for Christmas. on 20:57 - Dec 29 by Nthsuffolkblue |
It did remind of a joke that did the rounds - when I was told it the player was (very inaptly) Marcus Stewart.
The joke was around a player having discovered the same in the shower and asking who's **** on the floor to which Stewart (or whoever butt of joke is) says "I am but I am pretty good in the air". |
It is or was a pretty common dressing room thing according to various ex players on Undr the Cosh. A turd in the plunge pool was a favourite. |  | | |
| I got Keiron's book for Christmas. on 21:30 - Dec 29 with 2821 views | BryanPlug |
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| I got Keiron's book for Christmas. on 21:38 - Dec 29 with 2800 views | Melford |
| I got Keiron's book for Christmas. on 21:30 - Dec 29 by BryanPlug |
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Someone who used
To play for Spurs not
Everton or
Villa or
East Fife
Spurs and Wolves, definitely not
East Fife
Derby or
Gainsborough Trinity or
Liverpool or
Everton or
York City
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| I got Keiron's book for Christmas. on 21:58 - Dec 29 with 2717 views | DinnernotTea |
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| I got Keiron's book for Christmas. on 22:35 - Dec 29 with 2632 views | Radlett_blue |
| I got Keiron's book for Christmas. on 21:18 - Dec 29 by rfretwell |
It is or was a pretty common dressing room thing according to various ex players on Undr the Cosh. A turd in the plunge pool was a favourite. |
If that's the case, no wonder many people have a low opinion of pro footballers. |  |
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| I got Keiron's book for Christmas. on 22:44 - Dec 29 with 2617 views | Churchman |
| I got Keiron's book for Christmas. on 21:18 - Dec 29 by rfretwell |
It is or was a pretty common dressing room thing according to various ex players on Undr the Cosh. A turd in the plunge pool was a favourite. |
Not good. I gather a favourite Gazza ‘jest’ was to stir somebody’s pint when they nipped to the toilet - not with his finger. |  | | |
| I got Keiron's book for Christmas. on 22:49 - Dec 29 with 2583 views | jeera |
| I got Keiron's book for Christmas. on 22:44 - Dec 29 by Churchman |
Not good. I gather a favourite Gazza ‘jest’ was to stir somebody’s pint when they nipped to the toilet - not with his finger. |
Then he's a filthy ****. |  |
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| I got Keiron's book for Christmas. on 22:54 - Dec 29 with 2575 views | DinnernotTea |
| I got Keiron's book for Christmas. on 22:35 - Dec 29 by Radlett_blue |
If that's the case, no wonder many people have a low opinion of pro footballers. |
I guess you've never heard of what rugby players think banter is? | |
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| I got Keiron's book for Christmas. on 22:54 - Dec 29 with 2576 views | Churchman |
| I got Keiron's book for Christmas. on 22:49 - Dec 29 by jeera |
Then he's a filthy ****. |
My thoughts entirely. I always thought touching somebody’s pint was sacrosanct and touching it totally out of order, but I suspect ‘normal’ limits of behaviour is not something applicable to certain overpaid, thick, bored footballers | | | |
| I got Keiron's book for Christmas. on 22:54 - Dec 29 with 2575 views | jeera |
| I got Keiron's book for Christmas. on 22:54 - Dec 29 by DinnernotTea |
I guess you've never heard of what rugby players think banter is? |
Is that how it works?
You can only choose one or the other? | |
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| I got Keiron's book for Christmas. on 23:36 - Dec 29 with 2514 views | DinnernotTea |
| I got Keiron's book for Christmas. on 22:54 - Dec 29 by jeera |
Is that how it works?
You can only choose one or the other? |
What? | |
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| I got Keiron's book for Christmas. on 09:01 - Dec 30 with 2240 views | Meadowlark |
I read the book a couple of years back, and was intrigued, so I checked through the Town squads at the time and it's pretty obvious that there is a stand-out culprit. There are other reasons too why it can only be this particular person..... |  | | |
| I got Keiron's book for Christmas. on 16:49 - Dec 30 with 2013 views | farkenhell |
| I got Keiron's book for Christmas. on 09:01 - Dec 30 by Meadowlark |
I read the book a couple of years back, and was intrigued, so I checked through the Town squads at the time and it's pretty obvious that there is a stand-out culprit. There are other reasons too why it can only be this particular person..... |
I heard that the same player was on the receiving end of a turd-related incident whilst at a previous club. A teammate took a crap in his sock, apparently in revenge for something long-since forgotten. The incident was described in said teammate's autobiography, memorable for the fact that said player was so tight that he took the sock home for his wife to wash.
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| I got Keiron's book for Christmas. on 17:30 - Dec 30 with 1956 views | TractorCam |
| I got Keiron's book for Christmas. on 09:01 - Dec 30 by Meadowlark |
I read the book a couple of years back, and was intrigued, so I checked through the Town squads at the time and it's pretty obvious that there is a stand-out culprit. There are other reasons too why it can only be this particular person..... |
Who! I've also read the book but have no idea, although it's slightly before my time. |  |
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| I got Keiron's book for Christmas. on 18:19 - Dec 30 with 1888 views | Nthsuffolkblue |
| I got Keiron's book for Christmas. on 21:58 - Dec 29 by DinnernotTea |
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"Off the pitch he formed a frightening comedy duo with Paul Gascoigne, terrifying the rest of the squad with their pranks".
http://archive.mehstg.com/fact_sedgley.htm
Judging by the comments on here, terrifying is not an understatement. | |
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| I got Keiron's book for Christmas. on 19:50 - Dec 30 with 1816 views | Melford |
| I got Keiron's book for Christmas. on 21:18 - Dec 29 by rfretwell |
It is or was a pretty common dressing room thing according to various ex players on Undr the Cosh. A turd in the plunge pool was a favourite. |
Steve Harrison got sacked as an England coach by Graham Taylor for squatting on top of a wardrobe and sh!tting into a paper cup. | |
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