| 2nd stage interview at 1pm 11:57 - Feb 23 with 2418 views | Bluefish |
What have you got for me so that I can seal the deal? |  |
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| 2nd stage interview at 1pm on 12:01 - Feb 23 with 2382 views | footers |
Efficiency is my number one priority, which is why you should stop wasting valuable company time and hire me now. |  |
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| 2nd stage interview at 1pm on 12:03 - Feb 23 with 2361 views | hype313 |
Tell them that you will be a great asset to them and that your work will be exemplary, but it will have to fit outside your TWTD's commitments, which is between 9-5. |  |
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| Just tell them that.... on 12:06 - Feb 23 with 2341 views | Bloots |
....you are going to try and stick to 442, to give us move of an attacking threat.
You would also consider wing backs if we have the right players available.
But mainly tell them that you are going to work on team morale and win back the dressing room.
Everyone starts with a clean slate and you are confident that we can still reach the play offs this year. [Post edited 23 Feb 2021 12:07]
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| 2nd stage interview at 1pm on 12:09 - Feb 23 with 2321 views | unstableblue |
Just walk in (or enter video call)... head bowed
Then slowly, whispering at first, start a rhythmic almost tribal chant - don’t look at them...
‘Lambert out’, ‘Lambert out’.... and repeat
Now take it up a level
‘Lambert out, Lambert out’
Start moving the arms and hands now ... LOUDER, more tribal, shaman like
‘LAMBERT OUT LAMBERT OUT LAMBERT OUT’
Dancing, screaming, tear off your top, write ‘LAMBERT OUT’ in permanent marker across your chest beat your chest
SCREAMING WILDLY NOW - ‘LAMBERT OUT LAMBERT OUT... mwaaaaaaaa’
And then kill the video call or run out of the room
Guaranteed to get the job - as they always say in interview ‘be yourself’ |  |
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| 2nd stage interview at 1pm on 12:10 - Feb 23 with 2309 views | Bluefish |
| 2nd stage interview at 1pm on 12:09 - Feb 23 by unstableblue |
Just walk in (or enter video call)... head bowed
Then slowly, whispering at first, start a rhythmic almost tribal chant - don’t look at them...
‘Lambert out’, ‘Lambert out’.... and repeat
Now take it up a level
‘Lambert out, Lambert out’
Start moving the arms and hands now ... LOUDER, more tribal, shaman like
‘LAMBERT OUT LAMBERT OUT LAMBERT OUT’
Dancing, screaming, tear off your top, write ‘LAMBERT OUT’ in permanent marker across your chest beat your chest
SCREAMING WILDLY NOW - ‘LAMBERT OUT LAMBERT OUT... mwaaaaaaaa’
And then kill the video call or run out of the room
Guaranteed to get the job - as they always say in interview ‘be yourself’ |
But I did that in the 1st stage interview | |
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| (No subject) (n/t) on 12:12 - Feb 23 with 2296 views | usm |
| 2nd stage interview at 1pm on 12:09 - Feb 23 by unstableblue |
Just walk in (or enter video call)... head bowed
Then slowly, whispering at first, start a rhythmic almost tribal chant - don’t look at them...
‘Lambert out’, ‘Lambert out’.... and repeat
Now take it up a level
‘Lambert out, Lambert out’
Start moving the arms and hands now ... LOUDER, more tribal, shaman like
‘LAMBERT OUT LAMBERT OUT LAMBERT OUT’
Dancing, screaming, tear off your top, write ‘LAMBERT OUT’ in permanent marker across your chest beat your chest
SCREAMING WILDLY NOW - ‘LAMBERT OUT LAMBERT OUT... mwaaaaaaaa’
And then kill the video call or run out of the room
Guaranteed to get the job - as they always say in interview ‘be yourself’ |
[Post edited 23 Feb 2021 12:12]
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| 2nd stage interview at 1pm on 12:13 - Feb 23 with 2276 views | usm |
Say fcuk off to Marcus for me | |
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| 2nd stage interview at 1pm on 12:14 - Feb 23 with 2266 views | vapour_trail |
Give it your very best super size upsell and the namebadge will be yours. |  |
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| 2nd stage interview at 1pm on 12:14 - Feb 23 with 2266 views | mo_itfc |
I like to ensure that the interviewer knows I'm a very decisive person, but I'm not really sure if I am... |  |
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| 2nd stage interview at 1pm on 12:22 - Feb 23 with 2222 views | jeera |
Just don't be yourself.
That will give you an edge. |  |
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| 2nd stage interview at 1pm on 12:23 - Feb 23 with 2216 views | clive_baker |
Don't mention spending all day on TWTD |  |
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| 2nd stage interview at 1pm on 12:23 - Feb 23 with 2225 views | GavTWTD |
Light a flare
Will you be posting less on here? Asking for 1000 friends |  |
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| 2nd stage interview at 1pm on 12:27 - Feb 23 with 2166 views | Fixed_It |
Tell them that you wash your hands after having a dump, especially when you're serving customers or wiping down the tables. They'll like that. |  |
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| 2nd stage interview at 1pm on 12:30 - Feb 23 with 2146 views | Bluefish |
| 2nd stage interview at 1pm on 12:23 - Feb 23 by GavTWTD |
Light a flare
Will you be posting less on here? Asking for 1000 friends |
Brutal, I always thought Phil was the bitchy one and me and you had a connection
Definitely team Phil now | |
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| 2nd stage interview at 1pm on 12:31 - Feb 23 with 2133 views | GavTWTD |
| 2nd stage interview at 1pm on 12:30 - Feb 23 by Bluefish |
Brutal, I always thought Phil was the bitchy one and me and you had a connection
Definitely team Phil now |
He has more friends asking | |
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| 2nd stage interview at 1pm on 12:37 - Feb 23 with 2079 views | ParisBlue |
Ask them how they are you fitting into their team, and what the first 2 weeks, 6 weeks, 6 months will look like for you.
Psychologically you're asking them in their mind to fit you in their team. |  |
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| 2nd stage interview at 1pm on 13:44 - Feb 23 with 1942 views | SuperKieranMcKenna |
If they ask you what your weaknesses are...reply 'eczema' | | | |
| 2nd stage interview at 1pm on 13:54 - Feb 23 with 1901 views | Coastalblue |
Don't let Paul know your login on here. |  |
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| 2nd stage interview at 1pm on 14:02 - Feb 23 with 1881 views | Churchman |
Don’t crack one off. If you do, just look accusingly at the weakest member of the interview panel. |  | | |
| BRILLIANT - POST OF THE DAY (n/t) on 20:34 - Feb 23 with 1714 views | unstableblue |
| 2nd stage interview at 1pm on 12:10 - Feb 23 by Bluefish |
But I did that in the 1st stage interview |
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| Just tell them that.... on 19:18 - Feb 25 with 1464 views | Bad_Boy_Mark |
| Just tell them that.... on 12:06 - Feb 23 by Bloots |
....you are going to try and stick to 442, to give us move of an attacking threat.
You would also consider wing backs if we have the right players available.
But mainly tell them that you are going to work on team morale and win back the dressing room.
Everyone starts with a clean slate and you are confident that we can still reach the play offs this year. [Post edited 23 Feb 2021 12:07]
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This actually made me laugh out loud! |  | | |
| 2nd stage interview at 1pm on 19:31 - Feb 25 with 1428 views | Bluefish |
| 2nd stage interview at 1pm on 19:28 - Feb 25 by snudge27 |
How many rounds are there to this thing?!
Whatever happened to a job interview being a one-off thing, rather than a drawn-out process? |
This is the final one thankfully. Without lockdown there would have been a full day assessment | |
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