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2nd stage interview at 1pm 11:57 - Feb 23 with 2719 views

What have you got for me so that I can seal the deal?

Poll:	Who has performed the worst but oddly loved the most?
Blog:	[Blog] Long Live King George

2nd stage interview at 1pm on 12:01 - Feb 23 with 2683 views

footers

Efficiency is my number one priority, which is why you should stop wasting valuable company time and hire me now.

	Dear old footers KC - Private Counsel to Big Farmer - Liberator of Vichy TWTD
Poll:	Battle of the breakfast potato... who wins?

2nd stage interview at 1pm on 12:03 - Feb 23 with 2662 views

hype313

Tell them that you will be a great asset to them and that your work will be exemplary, but it will have to fit outside your TWTD's commitments, which is between 9-5.

Poll:

Should Muric be dropped?

Just tell them that.... on 12:06 - Feb 23 with 2642 views

Bloots

....you are going to try and stick to 442, to give us move of an attacking threat.

You would also consider wing backs if we have the right players available.

But mainly tell them that you are going to work on team morale and win back the dressing room.

Everyone starts with a clean slate and you are confident that we can still reach the play offs this year.

[Post edited 23 Feb 2021 12:07]

"The sooner he comes back the better, this place has been a disaster without him" - TWTD User (July 2025)

2nd stage interview at 1pm on 12:09 - Feb 23 with 2622 views

unstableblue

Just walk in (or enter video call)... head bowed

Then slowly, whispering at first, start a rhythmic almost tribal chant - don’t look at them...

‘Lambert out’, ‘Lambert out’.... and repeat

Now take it up a level

‘Lambert out, Lambert out’

Start moving the arms and hands now ... LOUDER, more tribal, shaman like

‘LAMBERT OUT LAMBERT OUT LAMBERT OUT’

Dancing, screaming, tear off your top, write ‘LAMBERT OUT’ in permanent marker across your chest beat your chest

SCREAMING WILDLY NOW - ‘LAMBERT OUT LAMBERT OUT... mwaaaaaaaa’

And then kill the video call or run out of the room

Guaranteed to get the job - as they always say in interview ‘be yourself’

Poll:

How do you rate the new home kit out of 5?

2nd stage interview at 1pm on 12:10 - Feb 23 with 2610 views

Bluefish

2nd stage interview at 1pm on 12:09 - Feb 23 by unstableblue

But I did that in the 1st stage interview

Poll:	Who has performed the worst but oddly loved the most?
Blog:	[Blog] Long Live King George

(No subject) (n/t) on 12:12 - Feb 23 with 2597 views

usm

2nd stage interview at 1pm on 12:09 - Feb 23 by unstableblue

[Post edited 23 Feb 2021 12:12]

	FOYSC
Poll:	Did Broad just get a hat trick without realising ?

2nd stage interview at 1pm on 12:13 - Feb 23 with 2577 views

usm

Say fcuk off to Marcus for me

	FOYSC
Poll:	Did Broad just get a hat trick without realising ?

2nd stage interview at 1pm on 12:14 - Feb 23 with 2567 views

vapour_trail

Give it your very best super size upsell and the namebadge will be yours.

	Trailing vapour since 1999.
Poll:	Should Gav and Phil limiti the number of polls?

2nd stage interview at 1pm on 12:14 - Feb 23 with 2567 views

mo_itfc

I like to ensure that the interviewer knows I'm a very decisive person, but I'm not really sure if I am...

Poll:

Now that The Athletic has an article, is this takeover actually happening?

2nd stage interview at 1pm on 12:22 - Feb 23 with 2523 views

jeera

Just don't be yourself.

That will give you an edge.

Poll:

Xmas dinner: Yorkshires or not?

2nd stage interview at 1pm on 12:23 - Feb 23 with 2517 views

clive_baker

Don't mention spending all day on TWTD

Poll:	Will Boris Johnson be PM this time next week?
Blog:	[Blog] Team Spirit Holds the Key

2nd stage interview at 1pm on 12:23 - Feb 23 with 2526 views

GavTWTD

Light a flare

Will you be posting less on here? Asking for 1000 friends

	If you liked my post, please take the time to upvote it. It's very much appreciated.
Poll:	Will you watch the Championship Play-Off Final?
Blog:	Man v Fat Football - A Personal Blog

2nd stage interview at 1pm on 12:27 - Feb 23 with 2467 views

Fixed_It

Tell them that you wash your hands after having a dump, especially when you're serving customers or wiping down the tables. They'll like that.

	Ready! Steady! Cook!
Poll:	Club v. Country - which comes first for you?

2nd stage interview at 1pm on 12:30 - Feb 23 with 2447 views

Bluefish

2nd stage interview at 1pm on 12:23 - Feb 23 by GavTWTD
Light a flare Will you be posting less on here? Asking for 1000 friends

Brutal, I always thought Phil was the bitchy one and me and you had a connection

Definitely team Phil now

Poll:	Who has performed the worst but oddly loved the most?
Blog:	[Blog] Long Live King George

2nd stage interview at 1pm on 12:31 - Feb 23 with 2434 views

GavTWTD

2nd stage interview at 1pm on 12:30 - Feb 23 by Bluefish
Brutal, I always thought Phil was the bitchy one and me and you had a connection Definitely team Phil now

He has more friends asking

	If you liked my post, please take the time to upvote it. It's very much appreciated.
Poll:	Will you watch the Championship Play-Off Final?
Blog:	Man v Fat Football - A Personal Blog

2nd stage interview at 1pm on 12:37 - Feb 23 with 2380 views

ParisBlue

Ask them how they are you fitting into their team, and what the first 2 weeks, 6 weeks, 6 months will look like for you.

Psychologically you're asking them in their mind to fit you in their team.

	Libraries gave us power
Poll:	Which position in the table will we be after Saturday?

2nd stage interview at 1pm on 13:44 - Feb 23 with 2243 views

SuperKieranMcKenna

If they ask you what your weaknesses are...reply 'eczema'

2nd stage interview at 1pm on 13:54 - Feb 23 with 2202 views

Coastalblue

Don't let Paul know your login on here.

	No idea when I began here, was a very long time ago. Previously known as Spirit_of_81. Love cheese, hate the colour of it, this is why it requires some blue in it.
Poll:	If someone promised you promotion next season, would you think

2nd stage interview at 1pm on 14:02 - Feb 23 with 2182 views

Churchman

Don’t crack one off. If you do, just look accusingly at the weakest member of the interview panel.

BRILLIANT - POST OF THE DAY (n/t) on 20:34 - Feb 23 with 2015 views

unstableblue

2nd stage interview at 1pm on 12:10 - Feb 23 by Bluefish
But I did that in the 1st stage interview

Poll:

How do you rate the new home kit out of 5?

2nd stage interview at 1pm on 19:01 - Feb 25 with 1825 views

Bluefish

Through to the next round

[Post edited 25 Feb 2021 19:01]

Poll:	Who has performed the worst but oddly loved the most?
Blog:	[Blog] Long Live King George

Just tell them that.... on 19:18 - Feb 25 with 1765 views

Bad_Boy_Mark

Just tell them that.... on 12:06 - Feb 23 by Bloots
....you are going to try and stick to 442, to give us move of an attacking threat. You would also consider wing backs if we have the right players available. But mainly tell them that you are going to work on team morale and win back the dressing room. Everyone starts with a clean slate and you are confident that we can still reach the play offs this year. [Post edited 23 Feb 2021 12:07]

This actually made me laugh out loud!

2nd stage interview at 1pm on 19:28 - Feb 25 with 1741 views

snudge27

2nd stage interview at 1pm on 19:01 - Feb 25 by Bluefish
Through to the next round [Post edited 25 Feb 2021 19:01]

How many rounds are there to this thing?!

Whatever happened to a job interview being a one-off thing, rather than a drawn-out process?

Poll:

Who is the best Lord?

2nd stage interview at 1pm on 19:31 - Feb 25 with 1729 views

Bluefish

2nd stage interview at 1pm on 19:28 - Feb 25 by snudge27
How many rounds are there to this thing?! Whatever happened to a job interview being a one-off thing, rather than a drawn-out process?

This is the final one thankfully. Without lockdown there would have been a full day assessment

Poll:	Who has performed the worst but oddly loved the most?
Blog:	[Blog] Long Live King George

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