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If there were a Newspaper which was released once per 100 years 16:48 - Nov 15 with 928 views

And it came out tomorrow, what would the headline be?

That the average life expectancy has doubled in the past 100 years?
Global warming?
Inventions? Eg TV & Internet?
Wars?
Other?

Pretty sure ITFC winning the UEFA cup would get a mention on the sports pages, Shirley?

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If there were a Newspaper which was released once per 100 years on 16:55 - Nov 15 with 895 views

WD19

Something about going to the moon.

Or if it is an Archant rag, an exclusive interview with Jeremy Goss.

If there were a Newspaper which was released once per 100 years on 17:08 - Nov 15 with 860 views

factual_blue

'UK Destroys Its Own Future'

	Ta neige, Acadie, fait des larmes au soleil
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If there were a Newspaper which was released once per 100 years on 17:15 - Nov 15 with 845 views

gordon

'Paper finally published again'

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If there were a Newspaper which was released once per 100 years on 17:19 - Nov 15 with 825 views

BanksterDebtSlave

"Queen in dodgy back sensation."

	"They break our legs and tell us to be grateful when they offer us crutches."
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If there were a Newspaper which was released once per 100 years on 17:20 - Nov 15 with 830 views

factual_blue

'Cow Rescued From Ditch'

	Ta neige, Acadie, fait des larmes au soleil
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If there were a Newspaper which was released once per 100 years on 17:28 - Nov 15 with 811 views

WeWereZombies

'Turns out that wasn't the war to end all wars'

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What was in Wes Burns' imaginary cup of tea ?

If there were a Newspaper which was released once per 100 years on 17:36 - Nov 15 with 787 views

noggin

Jeremy Corbyn in not wearing tie shocker.

Poll:

If KM goes now, will you applaud him when he returns with his new club?

If there were a Newspaper which was released once per 100 years on 17:39 - Nov 15 with 781 views

Clapham_Junction

H. L. Mencken prediction comes true.

For context, he said this in 1920: https://www.goodreads.com/quotes/27042-as-democracy-is-perfected-the-office-of-p

If there were a Newspaper which was released once per 100 years on 17:42 - Nov 15 with 770 views

Illinoisblue

Freddie Starr Ate My Hamster. And then got Covid.

	62 - 78 - 81
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If there were a Newspaper which was released once per 100 years on 17:49 - Nov 15 with 750 views

NthQldITFC

"Brigadoon Times: Your daily newspaper brings you the latest up-to-date information on everything.

SPANISH COMMUNIST PARTY FOUNDED YESTERDAY"

	⚔ Long live the Duke of Punuar ⚔
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If there were a Newspaper which was released once per 100 years on 17:58 - Nov 15 with 730 views

StochesStotasBlewe

World population quadruples in a century.

Britain has its first female Prime Minister.

U.S.A. humiliated in Vietnam War.

Ipswich Town stun the football world by winning three major trophies.

Norwich City participate in European tournament. Whole City celebrates with an open top bus parade every year.

We have no village green, or a shop. It's very, very quiet. I can walk to the pub.

If there were a Newspaper which was released once per 100 years on 18:06 - Nov 15 with 710 views

Keno

Have Norwich actually won anything yet?

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If there were a Newspaper which was released once per 100 years on 18:25 - Nov 15 with 655 views

Darth_Koont

Interesting challenge. I’ll go for ...

“Mankind Has Answers to Make Life Better for All – Questions Remain About Mankind’s Will”

Sports pages will be “BSkyB Launches New Sport ‘Feet Balls’”

Pronouns: He/Him

If there were a Newspaper which was released once per 100 years on 18:27 - Nov 15 with 643 views

Darth_Koont

If there were a Newspaper which was released once per 100 years on 17:28 - Nov 15 by WeWereZombies
'Turns out that wasn't the war to end all wars'

We Go Again

Too soon?

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If there were a Newspaper which was released once per 100 years on 18:29 - Nov 15 with 629 views

Oldboy

I know, I can't believe it either

If there were a Newspaper which was released once per 100 years on 18:34 - Nov 15 with 608 views

Darth_Koont

If there were a Newspaper which was released once per 100 years on 17:39 - Nov 15 by Clapham_Junction
H. L. Mencken prediction comes true. For context, he said this in 1920: https://www.goodreads.com/quotes/27042-as-democracy-is-perfected-the-office-of-p

Ooof! Mencken with the KO.

Pronouns: He/Him

If there were a Newspaper which was released once per 100 years on 19:26 - Nov 15 with 527 views

footers

If there were a Newspaper which was released once per 100 years on 18:25 - Nov 15 by Darth_Koont
Interesting challenge. I’ll go for ... “Mankind Has Answers to Make Life Better for All – Questions Remain About Mankind’s Will” Sports pages will be “BSkyB Launches New Sport ‘Feet Balls’”

I don't think you can really question Mankind's will after that huge Hell in a Cell bump he took.

	Dear old footers KC - Private Counsel to Big Farmer - Liberator of Vichy TWTD
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