Who cuts the grass on a Sunday 08:39 - May 30 with 6187 views | BlueBlueBluex2 | 08:30 on a BH Sunday morning and I can hear someone in my village cutting the grass. Is there some old law which means I can hit him with a pitchfork? |  | | |  |
Who cuts the grass on a Sunday on 08:42 - May 30 with 4053 views | bluelagos | Someone who wants to do it before it warms up too much. Was just about to do mine but now you got me feeling guilty! |  |
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Who cuts the grass on a Sunday on 08:51 - May 30 with 4024 views | BlueBlueBluex2 |
Who cuts the grass on a Sunday on 08:42 - May 30 by bluelagos | Someone who wants to do it before it warms up too much. Was just about to do mine but now you got me feeling guilty! |
I am a little old fashioned. I would not consider cutting my grass on a Sunday (or a BH Monday of course) but I appreciate that people do not always time in the week. Would not mind but the chap doing it is retired.... |  | |  |
Who cuts the grass on a Sunday on 08:52 - May 30 with 4014 views | bluelagos |
Who cuts the grass on a Sunday on 08:51 - May 30 by BlueBlueBluex2 | I am a little old fashioned. I would not consider cutting my grass on a Sunday (or a BH Monday of course) but I appreciate that people do not always time in the week. Would not mind but the chap doing it is retired.... |
Because you have better things to do? Or because you wouldn't want to disturb the neighbours? |  |
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Who cuts the grass on a Sunday on 08:55 - May 30 with 4009 views | fabian_illness | I just like to go out and start the mower early, leave it running for half an hour while I have breakfast. |  | |  |
Who cuts the grass on a Sunday on 09:03 - May 30 with 3985 views | BlueBlueBluex2 |
Who cuts the grass on a Sunday on 08:52 - May 30 by bluelagos | Because you have better things to do? Or because you wouldn't want to disturb the neighbours? |
I would not want to disturb my neighbours, that’s the only reason. |  | |  |
Who cuts the grass on a Sunday on 09:24 - May 30 with 3945 views | Leaky | I will be cutting my grass today, however will till mid-morning. |  | |  |
Who cuts the grass on a Sunday on 09:39 - May 30 with 3882 views | Swansea_Blue |
Who cuts the grass on a Sunday on 08:52 - May 30 by bluelagos | Because you have better things to do? Or because you wouldn't want to disturb the neighbours? |
Would rather get the chainsawing out of the way before the mowing I expect |  |
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Who cuts the grass on a Sunday on 09:41 - May 30 with 3868 views | BanksterDebtSlave |
Who cuts the grass on a Sunday on 08:42 - May 30 by bluelagos | Someone who wants to do it before it warms up too much. Was just about to do mine but now you got me feeling guilty! |
How are those pigeons getting along with your grass seed? |  |
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Who cuts the grass on a Sunday on 09:52 - May 30 with 3835 views | Swansea_Blue |
Who cuts the grass on a Sunday on 09:41 - May 30 by BanksterDebtSlave | How are those pigeons getting along with your grass seed? |
Tuning in with internet now as I'm hoping to overseed my lawn this weekend, unless the mrs has other plans for me. My cunning plan is to use foil milk bottle tops on twine strung between garden canes. No idea if it'll work. |  |
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Who cuts the grass on a Sunday on 10:03 - May 30 with 3811 views | bluelagos |
Who cuts the grass on a Sunday on 09:41 - May 30 by BanksterDebtSlave | How are those pigeons getting along with your grass seed? |
So some success (On my part - not the pigeons) I put some fertiliser over the seed - trampled it down - and bits seem to be taking now. So mixed some fertiliser and seed together and did the same on some other patches - before running out of seed. Now got big new bag of seed and fertiilser so ready to go again. But figured I wait until the forecast had some likely showers ahead - so maybe later in the week. So lawn is now a mix of bare patches, fertiliser patches, new grass and old grass :-) Also bought some fleece so may try some of that if any bits don't take. Cheers |  |
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Who cuts the grass on a Sunday on 10:06 - May 30 with 3799 views | Swansea_Blue |
That looks interesting cheers. Must admit I hadn't looked into it, but I've spent plenty of effort already moss killing, raking, scarifying. So £30 to guarantee a job well done would be well worth it. (although I'd probably need 3 lol, but still cheaper than all the seeds, fertiliser, etc). [Post edited 30 May 2021 10:09]
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Who cuts the grass on a Sunday on 10:15 - May 30 with 3775 views | bluelagos |
Who cuts the grass on a Sunday on 09:52 - May 30 by Swansea_Blue | Tuning in with internet now as I'm hoping to overseed my lawn this weekend, unless the mrs has other plans for me. My cunning plan is to use foil milk bottle tops on twine strung between garden canes. No idea if it'll work. |
Shot gun. I reckon before 9am on a Sunday is the best time to shoot the fckers, they are still half asleep. During the week they are more on their toes due to traffic. Sunday is defo the best day. Or a bank hol for similar reasons. |  |
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Who cuts the grass on a Sunday on 10:18 - May 30 with 3762 views | factual_blue |
Who cuts the grass on a Sunday on 09:52 - May 30 by Swansea_Blue | Tuning in with internet now as I'm hoping to overseed my lawn this weekend, unless the mrs has other plans for me. My cunning plan is to use foil milk bottle tops on twine strung between garden canes. No idea if it'll work. |
You do realise if your neighbours see you 'overseeding your lawn' they'll call the police? |  |
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Who cuts the grass on a Sunday on 10:20 - May 30 with 3748 views | Swansea_Blue |
Who cuts the grass on a Sunday on 10:15 - May 30 by bluelagos | Shot gun. I reckon before 9am on a Sunday is the best time to shoot the fckers, they are still half asleep. During the week they are more on their toes due to traffic. Sunday is defo the best day. Or a bank hol for similar reasons. |
I've always fancied hunting with a hawk like a medieval lord. Obviously I'd need a few peasants to look after the thing and to serve my every whim, but I'm sure there's plenty of those knocking around in south Wales who'd be happy to be thrown a few pigeons for the pot every once in a while. |  |
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Who cuts the grass on a Sunday on 10:21 - May 30 with 3744 views | Swansea_Blue |
Who cuts the grass on a Sunday on 10:18 - May 30 by factual_blue | You do realise if your neighbours see you 'overseeding your lawn' they'll call the police? |
They're fine. We've had pampas grass in the front garden for years, so they know what to expect. |  |
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Who cuts the grass on a Sunday on 10:54 - May 30 with 3695 views | factual_blue | The correct time to cut your grass is during your neighbour's BBQ. |  |
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Who cuts the grass on a Sunday on 11:12 - May 30 with 3648 views | dyersdream | I was cutting grass at 4.30 am this morning |  | |  |
Who cuts the grass on a Sunday on 11:20 - May 30 with 3639 views | leitrimblue |
Who cuts the grass on a Sunday on 11:12 - May 30 by dyersdream | I was cutting grass at 4.30 am this morning |
Nice harvest? |  | |  |
Who cuts the grass on a Sunday on 12:50 - May 30 with 3535 views | ronnyd |
Who cuts the grass on a Sunday on 10:54 - May 30 by factual_blue | The correct time to cut your grass is during your neighbour's BBQ. |
Nah, that's the time to burn all those old tyres. |  | |  |
Who cuts the grass on a Sunday on 12:51 - May 30 with 3533 views | solemio |
Who cuts the grass on a Sunday on 11:12 - May 30 by dyersdream | I was cutting grass at 4.30 am this morning |
I'd have been much more impressed if you had been mowing at 4.30 pm this morning. If Bully/Sparks still posted I would have said that you were in danger of hell fire because of your desecration of the Sabbath. However as that's nonsense and he's gone there's no point, so I won't even mention it. |  | |  |
Who cuts the grass on a Sunday on 12:53 - May 30 with 3532 views | WD19 | A grass snake has just gone head-to-head with my lawnmower and lost. Traumatic business. I’m going to have a good sit down to recover. |  | |  |
Who cuts the grass on a Sunday on 13:07 - May 30 with 3507 views | Ryorry |
Who cuts the grass on a Sunday on 12:53 - May 30 by WD19 | A grass snake has just gone head-to-head with my lawnmower and lost. Traumatic business. I’m going to have a good sit down to recover. |
This calls for a "best excuses to sit down & have a beer" true stories thread of its own. |  |
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