| Kurt Zouma in the West Ham squad for tonight 14:03 - Jul 12 with 1323 views | Bobbychase |
Come on TWTD, surely we can come up with a decent cat chant. Here's a starter
There's only one Kurt Zouma
One Kurt Zouma
He kicked his cat
Cos he's a tw*t
Now he's not allowed to own a pet |  |
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| Kurt Zouma in the West Ham squad for tonight on 14:05 - Jul 12 with 1292 views | The_Flashing_Smile |
Meow, meow meow-meow meow meeeeow meow.
To the tune of Seven Nation Army. |  |
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| Kurt Zouma in the West Ham squad for tonight on 14:06 - Jul 12 with 1282 views | STYG |
I am reliably informed it will be the unoriginal 'Zouma, you're a ....', |  | | |
| Kurt Zouma in the West Ham squad for tonight on 14:09 - Jul 12 with 1230 views | J2BLUE |
To the tune of hey baby.
Heeeeyyyyyyyyyyy Kurt Zouma
I wannnnnaaa kkknnnnnoooowwwwww
Why you kicked that cat?
All credit to the Newcastle fans. |  |
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| Kurt Zouma in the West Ham squad for tonight on 14:10 - Jul 12 with 1208 views | STYG |
You're forever kicking Tiddles | | | |
| Kurt Zouma in the West Ham squad for tonight on 14:15 - Jul 12 with 1168 views | The_Flashing_Smile |
| Kurt Zouma in the West Ham squad for tonight on 14:10 - Jul 12 by STYG |
You're forever kicking Tiddles |
Kicking Tiddles in the air... | |
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| Kurt Zouma in the West Ham squad for tonight on 14:16 - Jul 12 with 1153 views | FrimleyBlue |
Using the Allez allez chant
Zouma wasn't worried, he's done it all before
Practising his football, on his kitchen floor
Zouma kicked a kitty, a little kitty cat
He'll carry on kicking kitty's, coz he's a fuken tw@t
Allez allez allez |  |
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| Kurt Zouma in the West Ham squad for tonight on 14:52 - Jul 12 with 1034 views | GeoffSentence |
Tyreece John-Jules will have to keep clear of Zouma if he gets on the pitch tonight. |  |
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| Kurt Zouma in the West Ham squad for tonight on 14:56 - Jul 12 with 1008 views | STYG |
| Kurt Zouma in the West Ham squad for tonight on 14:52 - Jul 12 by GeoffSentence |
Tyreece John-Jules will have to keep clear of Zouma if he gets on the pitch tonight. |
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| Kurt Zouma in the West Ham squad for tonight on 14:59 - Jul 12 with 983 views | Lord_Lucan |
I suggest a reworking of the 2nd verse of 5 Minutes by The Stranglers |  |
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| Kurt Zouma in the West Ham squad for tonight on 15:02 - Jul 12 with 958 views | clive_baker |
| Kurt Zouma in the West Ham squad for tonight on 14:52 - Jul 12 by GeoffSentence |
Tyreece John-Jules will have to keep clear of Zouma if he gets on the pitch tonight. |
His uncle would be brave to go and watch tonight. |  |
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| Kurt Zouma in the West Ham squad for tonight on 15:03 - Jul 12 with 952 views | Keno |
| Kurt Zouma in the West Ham squad for tonight on 14:15 - Jul 12 by The_Flashing_Smile |
Kicking Tiddles in the air... |
Tiddles flies so high, nearly reached the sky
and then your cred faded and died
Zouma your just a scum bag
in your claret and blue
and no one should a red card
if they came and kicked you to |  |
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| Kurt Zouma in the West Ham squad for tonight (n/t) on 12:12 - Jul 13 with 705 views | IP4_Blue |
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| Kurt Zouma in the West Ham squad for tonight on 12:16 - Jul 13 with 681 views | IP4_Blue |
I was in away end with West Ham with my mates I didn't hear any chant against Zouma
Some of their chants was quite funny like Ed Sheeran he's won more than you and Flyn Downes says your sh**
Good night last night and easier than what I thought sitting with West Ham fans good banter although some of their fans are proper tw*** abut suppose every club has them especially them twins in the curve before the game | | | |
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