| Just reached for my diet coke and mistakenly 21:11 - Jul 31 with 1116 views | unbelievablue |
drank the dregs from the girlfriend's two day old non-alcoholic lager she had failed to clear away since Friday night (apparently).
Lesson - look at what you're picking up/put a light on. [Post edited 31 Jul 2022 21:11]
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| Just reached for my diet coke and mistakenly on 21:13 - Jul 31 with 1074 views | Mullet |
I sense this is her fault for not clearing away her mess. Might be worth feigning the sh1ts for a day or two for leverage I reckon. |  |
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| Just reached for my diet coke and mistakenly on 21:14 - Jul 31 with 1063 views | unbelievablue |
| Just reached for my diet coke and mistakenly on 21:13 - Jul 31 by Mullet |
I sense this is her fault for not clearing away her mess. Might be worth feigning the sh1ts for a day or two for leverage I reckon. |
I love her to bits and I genuinely think her only flaw is that she's messy as hell. | |
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| Just reached for my diet coke and mistakenly on 21:16 - Jul 31 with 1047 views | Mullet |
| Just reached for my diet coke and mistakenly on 21:14 - Jul 31 by unbelievablue |
I love her to bits and I genuinely think her only flaw is that she's messy as hell. |
And nearly poisoned you to death. Keep with the program my man. You've got manipulating to do here. | |
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| Just reached for my diet coke and mistakenly on 21:16 - Jul 31 with 1049 views | jeera |
| Just reached for my diet coke and mistakenly on 21:14 - Jul 31 by unbelievablue |
I love her to bits and I genuinely think her only flaw is that she's messy as hell. |
Not intending to defend your dear lady's untidiness.
But I'm assuming you've also walked past that same offending item yourself several times since Friday.
I am spotting a pattern in your household fella! |  |
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| Just reached for my diet coke and mistakenly on 21:16 - Jul 31 with 1051 views | Bent_double |
but surely even that tasted better than a diet coke? |  |
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| Just reached for my diet coke and mistakenly on 21:17 - Jul 31 with 1037 views | jeera |
| Just reached for my diet coke and mistakenly on 21:16 - Jul 31 by Mullet |
And nearly poisoned you to death. Keep with the program my man. You've got manipulating to do here. |
Well it's no good him using it for leverage with regards to cooking the meals all week.
He'd just have a pile of washing up to face by the end of it. [Post edited 31 Jul 2022 21:19]
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| Just reached for my diet coke and mistakenly on 21:19 - Jul 31 with 1026 views | unbelievablue |
| Just reached for my diet coke and mistakenly on 21:16 - Jul 31 by jeera |
Not intending to defend your dear lady's untidiness.
But I'm assuming you've also walked past that same offending item yourself several times since Friday.
I am spotting a pattern in your household fella! |
I've not been here since Friday lunch time, got back this afternoon. I actually assumed she'd opened it today. | |
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| Just reached for my diet coke and mistakenly on 21:21 - Jul 31 with 1014 views | jeera |
| Just reached for my diet coke and mistakenly on 21:19 - Jul 31 by unbelievablue |
I've not been here since Friday lunch time, got back this afternoon. I actually assumed she'd opened it today. |
Oh I see, sorry.
Too quick to judge there.
Oh well, she's unlikely to change mate. Untidy people tend to stay that way.
So I've found anyway. | |
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| Just reached for my diet coke and mistakenly on 21:21 - Jul 31 with 1009 views | Mullet |
| Just reached for my diet coke and mistakenly on 21:16 - Jul 31 by jeera |
Not intending to defend your dear lady's untidiness.
But I'm assuming you've also walked past that same offending item yourself several times since Friday.
I am spotting a pattern in your household fella! |
Don't derail this blame train fella! | |
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| Just reached for my diet coke and mistakenly on 21:23 - Jul 31 with 997 views | unbelievablue |
| Just reached for my diet coke and mistakenly on 21:21 - Jul 31 by jeera |
Oh I see, sorry.
Too quick to judge there.
Oh well, she's unlikely to change mate. Untidy people tend to stay that way.
So I've found anyway. |
Yeah I've made my peace with it. I don't mind cleaning up, generally speaking, as I find it cathartic. But this was unfortunate.
It happened at uni once when I reached for a stella in my mate's flat, but picked up a bottle he'd been using as an ash tray. That was worse. | |
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| Just reached for my diet coke and mistakenly on 23:13 - Jul 31 with 780 views | GlasgowBlue |
I went out with a girl years ago who was picking at the nut bowl in a bar we were in with a group of friends. It was very late at night and she was so pissed that she fell asleep.
About an hour later she woke up and continued to pick up what she thought were nuts from the bowl, but instead she started eating the dog ends from an ashtray.
Took her a few nibbles before realising her mistake. |  |
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| Just reached for my diet coke and mistakenly on 07:40 - Aug 1 with 618 views | homer_123 |
Obviously, if this were true, there would be a discarded fag butt in the can as well. |  |
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| Just reached for my diet coke and mistakenly on 08:58 - Aug 1 with 568 views | The_Flashing_Smile |
| Just reached for my diet coke and mistakenly on 23:13 - Jul 31 by GlasgowBlue |
I went out with a girl years ago who was picking at the nut bowl in a bar we were in with a group of friends. It was very late at night and she was so pissed that she fell asleep.
About an hour later she woke up and continued to pick up what she thought were nuts from the bowl, but instead she started eating the dog ends from an ashtray.
Took her a few nibbles before realising her mistake. |
How is Mrs. Glassers these days? |  |
| Trust the process. Trust Phil. |
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| Just reached for my diet coke and mistakenly on 09:22 - Aug 1 with 534 views | GlasgowBlue |
| Just reached for my diet coke and mistakenly on 08:58 - Aug 1 by The_Flashing_Smile |
How is Mrs. Glassers these days? |
She’s given up smoking peanuts. | |
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| Just reached for my diet coke and mistakenly on 09:40 - Aug 1 with 508 views | giant_stow |
At least she didn't leave fag butts in it (been there, done that, spat it out and then pondered about life in the underclass).
Edit: oops, I've doubled up on GB's fag take. [Post edited 1 Aug 2022 9:41]
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