| How about some stupid jokes to pass the afternoon ..... 15:09 - Aug 31 with 1548 views | Keno |
Elton John has just bought a home gym for his pet rabbit
Its a little fit bunny |  |
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| How about some stupid jokes to pass the afternoon ..... on 15:18 - Aug 31 with 1479 views | hoppy |
He also bought some bargain denim clothing to wear when looking out of the window in his loft room. It was a good buy dormer jean. |  |
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| How about some stupid jokes to pass the afternoon ..... on 15:24 - Aug 31 with 1435 views | EdwardStone |
Apparently he ate a huge quantity of lentil stew for lunch early last weekend
The effects were dreadful and David Furnish was not best pleased because they were going to a posh do later that evening
But as Elt said
Saturday Night's Alright for Farting |  | | |
| How about some stupid jokes to pass the afternoon ..... on 15:28 - Aug 31 with 1417 views | clive_baker |
| How about some stupid jokes to pass the afternoon ..... on 15:18 - Aug 31 by hoppy |
He also bought some bargain denim clothing to wear when looking out of the window in his loft room. It was a good buy dormer jean. |
He then went to the salad bar and they asked him if he wanted some Romaine lettuce. "No thanks", he said. "I'm a Rocket man". |  |
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| How about some stupid jokes to pass the afternoon ..... on 15:35 - Aug 31 with 1375 views | Tractor_Buck |
When he was a younger man he used to go to the disco having lashed his legs together with a length of rope.
Tie-knee Dancer |  | | |
| How about some stupid jokes to pass the afternoon ..... on 15:37 - Aug 31 with 1360 views | homer_123 |
I've got a terrible habit of quoting Elton John lyrics....I hope you don't mind. |  |
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| How about some stupid jokes to pass the afternoon ..... on 15:40 - Aug 31 with 1334 views | Tractor_Buck |
Used to put a football acca on every week, but only because his friend Jennifer worked in a local bookmakers.
Jenny and the Bets. | | | |
| How about some stupid jokes to pass the afternoon ..... on 15:40 - Aug 31 with 1329 views | Keno |
| How about some stupid jokes to pass the afternoon ..... on 15:37 - Aug 31 by homer_123 |
I've got a terrible habit of quoting Elton John lyrics....I hope you don't mind. |
he has a new habit of waiting on the ledges on the first floor windows, David asked him what it was doing and he replied "I'm Sill Standing" | |
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| How about some stupid jokes to pass the afternoon ..... on 15:43 - Aug 31 with 1318 views | Tractor_Buck |
Last one for now I promise:
Did you know how bad he was at Scrabble? One time, all he had left on his rack was RYRSO, but he couldn't think of anything and passed to David.
Sorry seemed to be the hardest word.... | | | |
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| How about some stupid jokes to pass the afternoon ..... on 15:59 - Aug 31 with 1254 views | Keno |
| How about some stupid jokes to pass the afternoon ..... on 15:43 - Aug 31 by Tractor_Buck |
Last one for now I promise:
Did you know how bad he was at Scrabble? One time, all he had left on his rack was RYRSO, but he couldn't think of anything and passed to David.
Sorry seemed to be the hardest word.... |
Poor old Elton and David were struggling for eat last night, all they had in the cupboard was a tin of fish and some old spuds, mind you there is nothing wrong with a tuna potato | |
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| How about some stupid jokes to pass the afternoon ..... on 16:44 - Aug 31 with 1157 views | BlueBoots |
Elton was making bangers and mash for dinner the previous night but was running a bit late, so he asked David "Can you peel the spuds tonight?" [Post edited 31 Aug 2022 16:46]
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| How about some stupid jokes to pass the afternoon ..... on 17:15 - Aug 31 with 1082 views | WicklowBlue |
This thread, It's a little bit funny. |  | | |
| How about some stupid jokes to pass the afternoon ..... on 18:48 - Aug 31 with 991 views | BlueandTruesince82 |
He does a lot of charity work you know, it's no sacrifice at all. |  |
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| How about some stupid jokes to pass the afternoon ..... on 18:53 - Aug 31 with 977 views | Ewan_Oozami |
That's grim(sby) |  |
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| How about some stupid jokes to pass the afternoon ..... on 20:23 - Aug 31 with 862 views | factual_blue |
| How about some stupid jokes to pass the afternoon ..... on 18:53 - Aug 31 by Ewan_Oozami |
That's grim(sby) |
Like all of Keno's jokes, that one is so hoary it's clearly connected to this:
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| How about some stupid jokes to pass the afternoon ..... on 20:27 - Aug 31 with 857 views | factual_blue |
He recently bought a highly-coloured street. When asked why, he tapped the side of his nose and simply said 'Good buy, yellow brick road'. | |
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