| Notes from the underclass (for your amusement) 14:17 - Nov 24 with 3872 views | giant_stow |
Some may remember my neighbour calling me a see you next tues (not the one selling his house0?
Well last Friday, my son had a meltdown which resulted in said neighbor bellowing through the walls at my son that we're a 'fcking p*ikey family... a f'king bunch of Shysters'.
Nice.
The boy was clearly scared but didn;t admit it - me and mrs ullaa shocked.
I've been knocking on his door a couple of times a day since to both apologise for the noise, but also more importantly, to tell him how much he scared my son and to tell him that musn't happen again. He won't open the door though, even though I can hear him in there.
Next steps? Ignore? Wait for another blowup? Call the police (but say what?)?
Anyway, a bit self-obsessed, but though it might make some chuckle.
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| Notes from the underclass (for your amusement) on 14:21 - Nov 24 with 2914 views | XYZ |
Sounds awful. Not sure who would chuckle.
Maybe an old-fashioned letter (keep a copy) just to put it on the record. |  | | |
| Notes from the underclass (for your amusement) on 14:25 - Nov 24 with 2893 views | giant_stow |
| Notes from the underclass (for your amusement) on 14:21 - Nov 24 by XYZ |
Sounds awful. Not sure who would chuckle.
Maybe an old-fashioned letter (keep a copy) just to put it on the record. |
I'm laughing at myself really - I can't believe i'm having this sort of dispute with a neighbor like some of sort of crap channel 5 show.
Tbh, I'm both furious and bemused, but if he's only happy shouting and swearing at a 9 year old, then what can I do?
I did think about a letter, but if this gets all legal, I'd have to word it very carefully. I don't want to be at war and want peace, but part of any peace would be for him to apologise and assure me that this will never happen again. | |
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| Notes from the underclass (for your amusement) on 14:32 - Nov 24 with 2852 views | XYZ |
| Notes from the underclass (for your amusement) on 14:25 - Nov 24 by giant_stow |
I'm laughing at myself really - I can't believe i'm having this sort of dispute with a neighbor like some of sort of crap channel 5 show.
Tbh, I'm both furious and bemused, but if he's only happy shouting and swearing at a 9 year old, then what can I do?
I did think about a letter, but if this gets all legal, I'd have to word it very carefully. I don't want to be at war and want peace, but part of any peace would be for him to apologise and assure me that this will never happen again. |
Yes, having good (acceptable) relations with neighbours is vital to a peaceful life.
Every household will, on occasion, "create a scene" and an awkward moment for the neighbours. I know mine has and that each of our neighbours has too.
It's not always easy and there's always the chance that they really are a nutter! | | | |
| Notes from the underclass (for your amusement) on 14:36 - Nov 24 with 2823 views | giant_stow |
| Notes from the underclass (for your amusement) on 14:32 - Nov 24 by XYZ |
Yes, having good (acceptable) relations with neighbours is vital to a peaceful life.
Every household will, on occasion, "create a scene" and an awkward moment for the neighbours. I know mine has and that each of our neighbours has too.
It's not always easy and there's always the chance that they really are a nutter! |
I think he's bonkers mr - possibly dangerously so.
Hey ho - thanks for listenning - appreciate it. | |
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| Notes from the underclass (for your amusement) on 14:51 - Nov 24 with 2786 views | blueasfook |
Are your walls that thin that you can hear your neighbours? Get a better built property. |  |
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| Notes from the underclass (for your amusement) on 14:57 - Nov 24 with 2753 views | giant_stow |
| Notes from the underclass (for your amusement) on 14:51 - Nov 24 by blueasfook |
Are your walls that thin that you can hear your neighbours? Get a better built property. |
The walls are thin yeah - 100+ year old terrace housing. | |
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| Notes from the underclass (for your amusement) on 14:59 - Nov 24 with 2758 views | Coastalblue |
I lived for a short time in Basildon before I was married, did my time and all forgotten now, but I used to sit on the loo some mornings and listen to the couple next door go at it hammer and tongs.
The swear filter on here won't allow me to type what I used to hear, but basically he was a fat person of little worth who played with himself a lot while she was rather promiscuous I think.
To see them you would have thought he was punching miles above his weight, I bet he couldn't believe his luck, until they moved in together. |  |
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| Notes from the underclass (for your amusement) on 14:59 - Nov 24 with 2743 views | blueasfook |
| Notes from the underclass (for your amusement) on 14:57 - Nov 24 by giant_stow |
The walls are thin yeah - 100+ year old terrace housing. |
Ah right. I dont hear my neighbours much. I used to occasionally hear the dad of the family next door shouting loudly but all is quiet now since she kicked him out! | |
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| Notes from the underclass (for your amusement) on 15:01 - Nov 24 with 2736 views | GeoffSentence |
| Notes from the underclass (for your amusement) on 14:57 - Nov 24 by giant_stow |
The walls are thin yeah - 100+ year old terrace housing. |
Consider moving to the country, you can get decent houses much cheaper than in That London.
Maybe try Norfolk, there are some nice places and you would fit in there too. |  |
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| Notes from the underclass (for your amusement) on 15:04 - Nov 24 with 2704 views | giant_stow |
| Notes from the underclass (for your amusement) on 15:01 - Nov 24 by GeoffSentence |
Consider moving to the country, you can get decent houses much cheaper than in That London.
Maybe try Norfolk, there are some nice places and you would fit in there too. |
I'm not quite ready for that move yet and mrs ullaa would never have it. I just want this prick next door to leave us in peace and no threaten my boy (indirectly). | |
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| Notes from the underclass (for your amusement) on 15:06 - Nov 24 with 2679 views | clive_baker |
Stick a big steaming pile of sh1t through his letterbox, or an old Norwich shirt.
Nah sorry to hear that Ulls, he sounds like an ar5e of a bloke. I think you're right to try and chat to him face to face, sounds like the coward prefers to hide away though. Maybe if you see him leave his house you could pop out and have a word. |  |
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| Notes from the underclass (for your amusement) on 15:11 - Nov 24 with 2655 views | giant_stow |
| Notes from the underclass (for your amusement) on 15:06 - Nov 24 by clive_baker |
Stick a big steaming pile of sh1t through his letterbox, or an old Norwich shirt.
Nah sorry to hear that Ulls, he sounds like an ar5e of a bloke. I think you're right to try and chat to him face to face, sounds like the coward prefers to hide away though. Maybe if you see him leave his house you could pop out and have a word. |
Yeah thats basically what I'm reduced to - waiting for him to come out. Or i could shout through the walls like him I spose, but that's not me. Poo is a tempting fallback! | |
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| Notes from the underclass (for your amusement) on 15:22 - Nov 24 with 2617 views | blueasfook |
| Notes from the underclass (for your amusement) on 14:59 - Nov 24 by Coastalblue |
I lived for a short time in Basildon before I was married, did my time and all forgotten now, but I used to sit on the loo some mornings and listen to the couple next door go at it hammer and tongs.
The swear filter on here won't allow me to type what I used to hear, but basically he was a fat person of little worth who played with himself a lot while she was rather promiscuous I think.
To see them you would have thought he was punching miles above his weight, I bet he couldn't believe his luck, until they moved in together. |
He obvs had never studied the Hot/Crazy matrix
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| Notes from the underclass (for your amusement) on 15:27 - Nov 24 with 2615 views | clive_baker |
| Notes from the underclass (for your amusement) on 14:59 - Nov 24 by Coastalblue |
I lived for a short time in Basildon before I was married, did my time and all forgotten now, but I used to sit on the loo some mornings and listen to the couple next door go at it hammer and tongs.
The swear filter on here won't allow me to type what I used to hear, but basically he was a fat person of little worth who played with himself a lot while she was rather promiscuous I think.
To see them you would have thought he was punching miles above his weight, I bet he couldn't believe his luck, until they moved in together. |
On a slightly different note when I lived in that there London I was dating a girl who was living with her friend in Brixton. Nice modern flat, but the walls were paper thin and we regularly used to hear her neighbours sh@gging away. The lady was incredibly vocal for want of a better word, so much so that we would have to turn the music or TV up very loud to drown it out. I saw her once in the lift and felt so awkward. | |
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| Notes from the underclass (for your amusement) on 15:30 - Nov 24 with 2577 views | blueasfook |
| Notes from the underclass (for your amusement) on 15:27 - Nov 24 by clive_baker |
On a slightly different note when I lived in that there London I was dating a girl who was living with her friend in Brixton. Nice modern flat, but the walls were paper thin and we regularly used to hear her neighbours sh@gging away. The lady was incredibly vocal for want of a better word, so much so that we would have to turn the music or TV up very loud to drown it out. I saw her once in the lift and felt so awkward. |
My best loud shagging story...
Stayed at a B&B in Norwich, there was some rooms on the ground floor opposite the breakfast room. There was a couple at it loudly in one of those rooms and the whole breakfast room was treated to "ooohhh oooohhh YES YES YES!!!" for a good 20 mins! | |
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| Notes from the underclass (for your amusement) on 15:30 - Nov 24 with 2582 views | giant_stow |
| Notes from the underclass (for your amusement) on 15:27 - Nov 24 by clive_baker |
On a slightly different note when I lived in that there London I was dating a girl who was living with her friend in Brixton. Nice modern flat, but the walls were paper thin and we regularly used to hear her neighbours sh@gging away. The lady was incredibly vocal for want of a better word, so much so that we would have to turn the music or TV up very loud to drown it out. I saw her once in the lift and felt so awkward. |
Yeah very awkward. When I lived in Norwich, we had a neighbour who's mrs liked to bark when they were at it! Surreal when we used to hear her yapping (she was a small dog, not a big throaty one) | |
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| Notes from the underclass (for your amusement) on 15:45 - Nov 24 with 2533 views | Chondzoresk |
Sorry to hear this mate.
Doesn’t make me chuckle.
Sounds like your neighbour is an idiot. (Like one of my neighbours). My advice to you is that you have tried to apologise on several occasions. Walk away from it now. If he starts up, then start a diary of any further incidents of him threatening through the wall. If it gets worse dial 111. That will put him back in his box if he gets a knock on the door from the old bill.
Good luck. |  | | |
| Notes from the underclass (for your amusement) on 15:50 - Nov 24 with 2502 views | giant_stow |
| Notes from the underclass (for your amusement) on 15:45 - Nov 24 by Chondzoresk |
Sorry to hear this mate.
Doesn’t make me chuckle.
Sounds like your neighbour is an idiot. (Like one of my neighbours). My advice to you is that you have tried to apologise on several occasions. Walk away from it now. If he starts up, then start a diary of any further incidents of him threatening through the wall. If it gets worse dial 111. That will put him back in his box if he gets a knock on the door from the old bill.
Good luck. |
Cheers mr - appreciated.
Thinking about it, I'm going to leave the knocks on the door now - it just keeps me angry every time he blanks it. I'll see him eventually out and about. | |
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| Notes from the underclass (for your amusement) on 16:05 - Nov 24 with 2432 views | Chondzoresk |
| Notes from the underclass (for your amusement) on 15:30 - Nov 24 by giant_stow |
Yeah very awkward. When I lived in Norwich, we had a neighbour who's mrs liked to bark when they were at it! Surreal when we used to hear her yapping (she was a small dog, not a big throaty one) |
I shall relay my experience briefly.
I lived in a 17th century cottage with a flying freehold (part of the property was basically on my neighbours boundary and above one of her rooms. I lived there with my wife and as youngsters we were hmmm… “energetic”. Our bedroom was over our neighbours living area…..
Well, two months or so after we moved in our elderly female neighbour then complained to my wife is that all she can hear is (and this was her description) “a loud banging like furniture moving” and what sounded like “heavy panting like a dog”. Needless to say we moved bedrooms, we hadn’t realised the walls were so thin and directly above her.
Never buy a flying freehold property. | | | |
| Notes from the underclass (for your amusement) on 16:09 - Nov 24 with 2409 views | giant_stow |
| Notes from the underclass (for your amusement) on 16:05 - Nov 24 by Chondzoresk |
I shall relay my experience briefly.
I lived in a 17th century cottage with a flying freehold (part of the property was basically on my neighbours boundary and above one of her rooms. I lived there with my wife and as youngsters we were hmmm… “energetic”. Our bedroom was over our neighbours living area…..
Well, two months or so after we moved in our elderly female neighbour then complained to my wife is that all she can hear is (and this was her description) “a loud banging like furniture moving” and what sounded like “heavy panting like a dog”. Needless to say we moved bedrooms, we hadn’t realised the walls were so thin and directly above her.
Never buy a flying freehold property. |
chuckle, sounds like good advice! | |
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| Notes from the underclass (for your amusement) on 16:17 - Nov 24 with 2379 views | hoppy |
| Notes from the underclass (for your amusement) on 15:30 - Nov 24 by blueasfook |
My best loud shagging story...
Stayed at a B&B in Norwich, there was some rooms on the ground floor opposite the breakfast room. There was a couple at it loudly in one of those rooms and the whole breakfast room was treated to "ooohhh oooohhh YES YES YES!!!" for a good 20 mins! |
At least that wasn't followed up with "Have you forgotten how good they taste?" |  |
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| Notes from the underclass (for your amusement) on 16:58 - Nov 24 with 2296 views | Keno |
| Notes from the underclass (for your amusement) on 15:30 - Nov 24 by blueasfook |
My best loud shagging story...
Stayed at a B&B in Norwich, there was some rooms on the ground floor opposite the breakfast room. There was a couple at it loudly in one of those rooms and the whole breakfast room was treated to "ooohhh oooohhh YES YES YES!!!" for a good 20 mins! |
sorry about that, I'll try to be quieter next time I'm poaching eggs and get them just right |  |
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| Notes from the underclass (for your amusement) on 17:44 - Nov 24 with 2207 views | hoppy |
| Notes from the underclass (for your amusement) on 16:58 - Nov 24 by Keno |
sorry about that, I'll try to be quieter next time I'm poaching eggs and get them just right |
Poaching eggs for 20 minutes? You are J2 and I claim my £5. | |
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| Notes from the underclass (for your amusement) on 17:59 - Nov 24 with 2177 views | factual_blue |
He sounds like an astute judge of character.
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| Notes from the underclass (for your amusement) on 18:03 - Nov 24 with 2165 views | jeera |
You're a big fella and you've gone round to knock on his door.
He doesn't know you were there to apologise and the fact he didn't answer should tell you he was probably intimidated.
Good, maybe he'll think twice about the abuse next time.
On the other hand, it's pretty crap having to live next door to noisy neighbours.
I'm surprised that given your place is how you describe that there's much transference. I'd have thought an old brick Victorian place would be pretty solid. |  |
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