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So todays wtaf moment comes from the Mormons 08:11 - May 21 with 1105 viewsbluelagos

https://thescarlet.org/17667/opinions/byu-students-are-soaking-up-loopholes/

Went down a rabbit hole the other day (blame twitter) and ended up stumbling on the world of soaking and shaking.

Was always happy to play wingman at college - but this is a whole new level.

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So todays wtaf moment comes from the Mormons on 08:35 - May 21 with 1009 viewsDanTheMan

I really like the idea that an omnipotent God would basically be OK with this because they'd get away with it on a bizarre technicality.

Mormons are proper wacky though when you start looking into them. I saw a few around Beeston not too long ago, they stand out like a sore thumb. American, overly friendly, dressed very strangely.

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So todays wtaf moment comes from the Mormons on 08:36 - May 21 with 999 viewsSwansea_Blue



And before you ask, no!

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So todays wtaf moment comes from the Mormons on 08:44 - May 21 with 980 viewsWhos_blue

For real?!?

You gotta love those god types!

Distortion becomes somehow pure in its wildness.

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So todays wtaf moment comes from the Mormons on 08:50 - May 21 with 953 viewsbluelagos

So todays wtaf moment comes from the Mormons on 08:44 - May 21 by Whos_blue

For real?!?

You gotta love those god types!


Although I've never been a fan of casual sex. Either put yer back into it or don't bother!

(I'll get me coat)
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So todays wtaf moment comes from the Mormons on 09:04 - May 21 with 895 viewsThe_Flashing_Smile

I wish I wasn't eating my breakfast when I read this.

Trust the process. Trust Phil.

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So todays wtaf moment comes from the Mormons on 09:06 - May 21 with 883 viewsWhos_blue

So todays wtaf moment comes from the Mormons on 09:04 - May 21 by The_Flashing_Smile

I wish I wasn't eating my breakfast when I read this.


Hope you didn't let your tea bag steep too long.


Distortion becomes somehow pure in its wildness.

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So todays wtaf moment comes from the Mormons on 09:15 - May 21 with 859 viewsThe_Flashing_Smile

So todays wtaf moment comes from the Mormons on 09:06 - May 21 by Whos_blue

Hope you didn't let your tea bag steep too long.



I was actually eating yogurt with nuts in it

Trust the process. Trust Phil.

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So todays wtaf moment comes from the Mormons on 09:23 - May 21 with 826 viewsKeno

So todays wtaf moment comes from the Mormons on 09:15 - May 21 by The_Flashing_Smile

I was actually eating yogurt with nuts in it


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So todays wtaf moment comes from the Mormons on 13:58 - May 21 with 608 viewsbaxterbasics

By "The Mormons" I think you might mean Latter-Day Saints, as they like to be known.

Mostly wonderful people, with two diverse congregations meeting in Ipswich. (One of them a Portuguese speaking branch). All local leaders are 'lay clergy' with regular jobs outside of the church. Most of them are not the American badge-wearing suited young men (and sometimes women) you see in the musicals. Just regular local folk. And all only married to one Spouse, if at all, believe it or not.

Come along and say hi one Sunday morning. Opposite Northgate High School.

Though not surprised about the BYU thing. There's a joke I've heard, popular among Utah-based non-members along the lines of "what did the mormon teens do when they found out there was alcohol at the party? Put their clothes back on and called their parents."

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So todays wtaf moment comes from the Mormons on 14:25 - May 21 with 557 viewsredrickstuhaart

So todays wtaf moment comes from the Mormons on 13:58 - May 21 by baxterbasics

By "The Mormons" I think you might mean Latter-Day Saints, as they like to be known.

Mostly wonderful people, with two diverse congregations meeting in Ipswich. (One of them a Portuguese speaking branch). All local leaders are 'lay clergy' with regular jobs outside of the church. Most of them are not the American badge-wearing suited young men (and sometimes women) you see in the musicals. Just regular local folk. And all only married to one Spouse, if at all, believe it or not.

Come along and say hi one Sunday morning. Opposite Northgate High School.

Though not surprised about the BYU thing. There's a joke I've heard, popular among Utah-based non-members along the lines of "what did the mormon teens do when they found out there was alcohol at the party? Put their clothes back on and called their parents."


Its a cult. With often some really quite disturbing practices.
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So todays wtaf moment comes from the Mormons on 14:44 - May 21 with 528 viewsbluelagos

So todays wtaf moment comes from the Mormons on 13:58 - May 21 by baxterbasics

By "The Mormons" I think you might mean Latter-Day Saints, as they like to be known.

Mostly wonderful people, with two diverse congregations meeting in Ipswich. (One of them a Portuguese speaking branch). All local leaders are 'lay clergy' with regular jobs outside of the church. Most of them are not the American badge-wearing suited young men (and sometimes women) you see in the musicals. Just regular local folk. And all only married to one Spouse, if at all, believe it or not.

Come along and say hi one Sunday morning. Opposite Northgate High School.

Though not surprised about the BYU thing. There's a joke I've heard, popular among Utah-based non-members along the lines of "what did the mormon teens do when they found out there was alcohol at the party? Put their clothes back on and called their parents."


Twtd - full of movers and shakers eh

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So todays wtaf moment comes from the Mormons on 17:46 - May 21 with 441 viewsPendejo

I just read 2 paragraphs... It's good to learn new things

This clearly comes from Bill Clinton "I did not have sexual relations with that woman'" school of thought.
I'm just trying to think of who I'd have asked to jump up and down on the bed for me; someone athletic or on the heavier side, also mattress / bed type very important

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So todays wtaf moment comes from the Mormons on 18:08 - May 21 with 415 viewsronnyd

So todays wtaf moment comes from the Mormons on 17:46 - May 21 by Pendejo

I just read 2 paragraphs... It's good to learn new things

This clearly comes from Bill Clinton "I did not have sexual relations with that woman'" school of thought.
I'm just trying to think of who I'd have asked to jump up and down on the bed for me; someone athletic or on the heavier side, also mattress / bed type very important


You'd need a memory foam mattress for the perfectly constant experience.
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So todays wtaf moment comes from the Mormons on 18:52 - May 21 with 364 viewsFoD_Blue

So todays wtaf moment comes from the Mormons on 14:25 - May 21 by redrickstuhaart

Its a cult. With often some really quite disturbing practices.


Any organisation who thinks it's OK for grown men to question children about their sexual habits is nothing but 100% a cult. Add in the homophobia and racism and you have a very dodgy organisation.

But keep paying them 10% of your wage to keep their 100 billion funds topped up and you're good for eternal life.
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So todays wtaf moment comes from the Mormons on 19:16 - May 21 with 339 viewsMattinLondon

“For those who do not know, soaking is when someone inserts their penis into their partner’s vagina without thrusting, “marinating” the penis in vaginal fluid without creating any friction”

Was the journalist watching ‘Masterchef’ when they were writing that article?
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So todays wtaf moment comes from the Mormons on 20:40 - May 21 with 250 viewsPendejo

So todays wtaf moment comes from the Mormons on 17:46 - May 21 by Pendejo

I just read 2 paragraphs... It's good to learn new things

This clearly comes from Bill Clinton "I did not have sexual relations with that woman'" school of thought.
I'm just trying to think of who I'd have asked to jump up and down on the bed for me; someone athletic or on the heavier side, also mattress / bed type very important


Wish I had read it all earlier

Oral is moral

I was right!

uberima fides
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