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I didn't get to pick for my last boxing match and had this
It wasn't very me to be honest.
If I go again any time soon it'll be this, because I reckon it sounds awesome over a PA with a sports hall full of all sorts and the buzz you get as you go in. Plus it sounds menacing like I might try and hump him if I don't have anything else left.
Given how uncreative they are with darts nicknames you'd probably be Phil 'The Meat' Ham or something equally crap.
I actually always wanted to be Phil 'Dart Vader' Ham and walk on to the Imperial March. Of course, if there was an evangelist darter he could be nicknamed 'The Lord of the Darts'.
I actually always wanted to be Phil 'Dart Vader' Ham and walk on to the Imperial March. Of course, if there was an evangelist darter he could be nicknamed 'The Lord of the Darts'.
A piece of old fashioned Russian communist dead dictator music.
Assumption is to make an ass out of you and me.
Those who assume they know you, when they don't are just guessing.
Those who assume and insist they know are daft and in denial.
Those who assume, insist, and deny the truth are plain stupid.
Those who assume, insist, deny the truth and tell YOU they know you (when they don't) have an IQ in the range of 35-49.