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Self embarrassment amnesty 14:50 - May 3 with 15862 viewsartsbossbeard

What have you done that you look back upon and slap yourself on the forehead?

When I first got my PS4 I didn't read the packaging (of course), so I had no idea that the controllers were both rechargeable & wireless, I simply attached them to the USB sockets on the device.

I wrote an email to Sony UK to complain that I had to sit too close to the TV and that it was spoiling my gaming experience and received a very polite email back informing me that they should be disconnected when playing and they didn't call me stupid.

Beat that, fellow blues.

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Self embarrassment amnesty on 15:40 - May 3 with 4735 viewswkj

Self embarrassment amnesty on 15:38 - May 3 by Lord_Lucan

ABB and I were part of a large crowd of mates in Amsterdam. There was a long blonde haired person only a few feet away and our mate said "Cor, I wouldn't mind smashing the back doors off that"

Yes, it was a bloke, quite an obvious one too. We nicknamed him Harold and our mate gets stick to this day. In fact for the rest of the time we were there I don't think I have ever seen anyone get as much stick in such a short space of time.


Wait harold as in harold, or harold as in Bluebell

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Self embarrassment amnesty on 15:41 - May 3 with 4728 viewswkj

Self embarrassment amnesty on 15:39 - May 3 by Reuser_is_God

I was watching porn once.

The girl on screen was a mates sister.


Where does the embarrassment come in?

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Self embarrassment amnesty on 15:42 - May 3 with 4715 viewsSpruceMoose

Self embarrassment amnesty on 15:41 - May 3 by wkj

Where does the embarrassment come in?


The mate was his uncle?

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Self embarrassment amnesty on 15:43 - May 3 with 4705 viewsLord_Lucan

Self embarrassment amnesty on 15:40 - May 3 by wkj

Wait harold as in harold, or harold as in Bluebell


Harold as in Harold Cropper, Roys wife.

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Self embarrassment amnesty on 15:45 - May 3 with 4684 viewswkj

Self embarrassment amnesty on 15:43 - May 3 by Lord_Lucan

Harold as in Harold Cropper, Roys wife.


that is not good, that's not good at all

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Self embarrassment amnesty on 15:54 - May 3 with 4660 viewsThe_Romford_Blue

I once asked a bunch of people on the internet whether I should wear a coat.

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Self embarrassment amnesty on 15:56 - May 3 with 4647 viewsBackToRussia

Self embarrassment amnesty on 15:24 - May 3 by J2BLUE

He put it on for some reason. He had subscribed to some random adult channel. This was about 10 years ago.


So he invited you over to watch porn, then he complimented a bloke's arse in front of you? I think all that could have been very intentional.

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Self embarrassment amnesty on 15:56 - May 3 with 4649 viewsSpruceMoose

Self embarrassment amnesty on 15:54 - May 3 by The_Romford_Blue

I once asked a bunch of people on the internet whether I should wear a coat.


Was that worse than the time you fell in love with that photo of a cow? I think I'm remembering that correctly.

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Self embarrassment amnesty on 15:58 - May 3 with 4635 viewswkj

Self embarrassment amnesty on 15:56 - May 3 by SpruceMoose

Was that worse than the time you fell in love with that photo of a cow? I think I'm remembering that correctly.


I was gonna say i can think of a few more embarassing than the coat

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Self embarrassment amnesty on 15:59 - May 3 with 4633 viewsThe_Romford_Blue

Self embarrassment amnesty on 15:39 - May 3 by Reuser_is_God

I was watching porn once.

The girl on screen was a mates sister.


Wow. Just wow.

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Self embarrassment amnesty on 16:00 - May 3 with 4621 viewsThe_Romford_Blue

Self embarrassment amnesty on 15:58 - May 3 by wkj

I was gonna say i can think of a few more embarassing than the coat


I was takin the piss. I’m not embarrassed by anything I’ve said on here. Even if I’ve said saink dopey.

No time for regrets innit.

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Self embarrassment amnesty on 16:01 - May 3 with 4611 viewswkj

Self embarrassment amnesty on 16:00 - May 3 by The_Romford_Blue

I was takin the piss. I’m not embarrassed by anything I’ve said on here. Even if I’ve said saink dopey.

No time for regrets innit.


its alright, we were embarassed for you :'D
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Self embarrassment amnesty on 16:05 - May 3 with 4593 viewsJ2BLUE

Self embarrassment amnesty on 15:56 - May 3 by BackToRussia

So he invited you over to watch porn, then he complimented a bloke's arse in front of you? I think all that could have been very intentional.


No he just said i've subscribed and recorded some and then he put it on.

I'd have found it weird if he had said come round and we'll watch porn together...

Truly impaired.
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Self embarrassment amnesty on 16:09 - May 3 with 4578 viewsBluebell

Self embarrassment amnesty on 15:38 - May 3 by Lord_Lucan

ABB and I were part of a large crowd of mates in Amsterdam. There was a long blonde haired person only a few feet away and our mate said "Cor, I wouldn't mind smashing the back doors off that"

Yes, it was a bloke, quite an obvious one too. We nicknamed him Harold and our mate gets stick to this day. In fact for the rest of the time we were there I don't think I have ever seen anyone get as much stick in such a short space of time.


Hmmm.......... so that's why you were so interested when I told you my real name is Harold.
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Self embarrassment amnesty on 16:10 - May 3 with 4573 viewsBluebell

Self embarrassment amnesty on 15:40 - May 3 by wkj

Wait harold as in harold, or harold as in Bluebell


Just replied to that.

Now I understand why he was making suggestions in the chat room last week.
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Self embarrassment amnesty on 16:14 - May 3 with 4571 viewsgiant_stow

Someone whatsapped my group with a close up photo of a plump belly wearing a football shirt with a caption of 'who's this?' I replied, 'it has to be a fat man as it has it has a beer belly and next to no titties, but no idea who.' He replied that it was his pregnant wife.

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Self embarrassment amnesty on 16:16 - May 3 with 4546 viewsAce_High1

Self embarrassment amnesty on 14:56 - May 3 by Lesta_Tractor

I moved back to the UK from Australia...

I am a fudging moron.


What made you come back?
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Self embarrassment amnesty on 16:17 - May 3 with 4543 viewsBluebell

Self embarrassment amnesty on 16:14 - May 3 by giant_stow

Someone whatsapped my group with a close up photo of a plump belly wearing a football shirt with a caption of 'who's this?' I replied, 'it has to be a fat man as it has it has a beer belly and next to no titties, but no idea who.' He replied that it was his pregnant wife.


I would guess the most embarrassing thing you have ever done is to support the team in yellow and green.
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Self embarrassment amnesty on 16:19 - May 3 with 4523 viewsBluebell

Self embarrassment amnesty on 15:56 - May 3 by SpruceMoose

Was that worse than the time you fell in love with that photo of a cow? I think I'm remembering that correctly.


Or when he told us potatoes aren't vegetables.
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Self embarrassment amnesty on 16:24 - May 3 with 4512 viewsgiant_stow

Self embarrassment amnesty on 16:17 - May 3 by Bluebell

I would guess the most embarrassing thing you have ever done is to support the team in yellow and green.


Proud to be different

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Self embarrassment amnesty on 16:25 - May 3 with 4510 viewsThe_Romford_Blue

Self embarrassment amnesty on 16:19 - May 3 by Bluebell

Or when he told us potatoes aren't vegetables.


Actually I never said that. I said I don’t think of them as a proper vegetable like a carrot type veg

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Self embarrassment amnesty on 16:29 - May 3 with 4492 viewswkj

Self embarrassment amnesty on 16:25 - May 3 by The_Romford_Blue

Actually I never said that. I said I don’t think of them as a proper vegetable like a carrot type veg


Potato = Root Vegetable
Carrot = Root Vegetable
As far as veggies go, carrots and potatos are very much from the same cloth

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Self embarrassment amnesty on 16:30 - May 3 with 4487 viewsLesta_Tractor

Self embarrassment amnesty on 16:16 - May 3 by Ace_High1

What made you come back?


Family... and the fact I’m an idiot

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Self embarrassment amnesty on 16:31 - May 3 with 4483 viewsLesta_Tractor

Self embarrassment amnesty on 16:29 - May 3 by wkj

Potato = Root Vegetable
Carrot = Root Vegetable
As far as veggies go, carrots and potatos are very much from the same cloth


But potatoes aren’t one of your five a day, perhaps this is where the confusion started?

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Self embarrassment amnesty on 16:35 - May 3 with 4465 viewsBluebell

Self embarrassment amnesty on 16:25 - May 3 by The_Romford_Blue

Actually I never said that. I said I don’t think of them as a proper vegetable like a carrot type veg


I seem to remember the conversation was about bangers and mash and you said it was a meal with no vegetables.
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