Self embarrassment amnesty 14:50 - May 3 with 15862 views | artsbossbeard | What have you done that you look back upon and slap yourself on the forehead? When I first got my PS4 I didn't read the packaging (of course), so I had no idea that the controllers were both rechargeable & wireless, I simply attached them to the USB sockets on the device. I wrote an email to Sony UK to complain that I had to sit too close to the TV and that it was spoiling my gaming experience and received a very polite email back informing me that they should be disconnected when playing and they didn't call me stupid. Beat that, fellow blues. | |
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Self embarrassment amnesty on 15:40 - May 3 with 4735 views | wkj |
Self embarrassment amnesty on 15:38 - May 3 by Lord_Lucan | ABB and I were part of a large crowd of mates in Amsterdam. There was a long blonde haired person only a few feet away and our mate said "Cor, I wouldn't mind smashing the back doors off that" Yes, it was a bloke, quite an obvious one too. We nicknamed him Harold and our mate gets stick to this day. In fact for the rest of the time we were there I don't think I have ever seen anyone get as much stick in such a short space of time. |
Wait harold as in harold, or harold as in Bluebell | |
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Self embarrassment amnesty on 15:41 - May 3 with 4728 views | wkj |
Self embarrassment amnesty on 15:39 - May 3 by Reuser_is_God | I was watching porn once. The girl on screen was a mates sister. |
Where does the embarrassment come in? | |
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Self embarrassment amnesty on 15:42 - May 3 with 4715 views | SpruceMoose |
Self embarrassment amnesty on 15:41 - May 3 by wkj | Where does the embarrassment come in? |
The mate was his uncle? | |
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Self embarrassment amnesty on 15:43 - May 3 with 4705 views | Lord_Lucan |
Self embarrassment amnesty on 15:40 - May 3 by wkj | Wait harold as in harold, or harold as in Bluebell |
Harold as in Harold Cropper, Roys wife. | |
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Self embarrassment amnesty on 15:45 - May 3 with 4684 views | wkj |
Self embarrassment amnesty on 15:43 - May 3 by Lord_Lucan | Harold as in Harold Cropper, Roys wife. |
that is not good, that's not good at all | |
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Self embarrassment amnesty on 15:54 - May 3 with 4660 views | The_Romford_Blue | I once asked a bunch of people on the internet whether I should wear a coat. | |
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Self embarrassment amnesty on 15:56 - May 3 with 4647 views | BackToRussia |
Self embarrassment amnesty on 15:24 - May 3 by J2BLUE | He put it on for some reason. He had subscribed to some random adult channel. This was about 10 years ago. |
So he invited you over to watch porn, then he complimented a bloke's arse in front of you? I think all that could have been very intentional. | |
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Self embarrassment amnesty on 15:56 - May 3 with 4649 views | SpruceMoose |
Self embarrassment amnesty on 15:54 - May 3 by The_Romford_Blue | I once asked a bunch of people on the internet whether I should wear a coat. |
Was that worse than the time you fell in love with that photo of a cow? I think I'm remembering that correctly. | |
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Self embarrassment amnesty on 15:58 - May 3 with 4635 views | wkj |
Self embarrassment amnesty on 15:56 - May 3 by SpruceMoose | Was that worse than the time you fell in love with that photo of a cow? I think I'm remembering that correctly. |
I was gonna say i can think of a few more embarassing than the coat | |
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Self embarrassment amnesty on 15:59 - May 3 with 4633 views | The_Romford_Blue |
Self embarrassment amnesty on 15:39 - May 3 by Reuser_is_God | I was watching porn once. The girl on screen was a mates sister. |
Wow. Just wow. | |
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Self embarrassment amnesty on 16:00 - May 3 with 4621 views | The_Romford_Blue |
Self embarrassment amnesty on 15:58 - May 3 by wkj | I was gonna say i can think of a few more embarassing than the coat |
I was takin the piss. I’m not embarrassed by anything I’ve said on here. Even if I’ve said saink dopey. No time for regrets innit. | |
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Self embarrassment amnesty on 16:01 - May 3 with 4611 views | wkj |
Self embarrassment amnesty on 16:00 - May 3 by The_Romford_Blue | I was takin the piss. I’m not embarrassed by anything I’ve said on here. Even if I’ve said saink dopey. No time for regrets innit. |
its alright, we were embarassed for you :'D [Post edited 3 May 2018 16:01]
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Self embarrassment amnesty on 16:05 - May 3 with 4593 views | J2BLUE |
Self embarrassment amnesty on 15:56 - May 3 by BackToRussia | So he invited you over to watch porn, then he complimented a bloke's arse in front of you? I think all that could have been very intentional. |
No he just said i've subscribed and recorded some and then he put it on. I'd have found it weird if he had said come round and we'll watch porn together... | |
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Self embarrassment amnesty on 16:09 - May 3 with 4578 views | Bluebell |
Self embarrassment amnesty on 15:38 - May 3 by Lord_Lucan | ABB and I were part of a large crowd of mates in Amsterdam. There was a long blonde haired person only a few feet away and our mate said "Cor, I wouldn't mind smashing the back doors off that" Yes, it was a bloke, quite an obvious one too. We nicknamed him Harold and our mate gets stick to this day. In fact for the rest of the time we were there I don't think I have ever seen anyone get as much stick in such a short space of time. |
Hmmm.......... so that's why you were so interested when I told you my real name is Harold. | | | |
Self embarrassment amnesty on 16:10 - May 3 with 4573 views | Bluebell |
Self embarrassment amnesty on 15:40 - May 3 by wkj | Wait harold as in harold, or harold as in Bluebell |
Just replied to that. Now I understand why he was making suggestions in the chat room last week. | | | |
Self embarrassment amnesty on 16:14 - May 3 with 4571 views | giant_stow | Someone whatsapped my group with a close up photo of a plump belly wearing a football shirt with a caption of 'who's this?' I replied, 'it has to be a fat man as it has it has a beer belly and next to no titties, but no idea who.' He replied that it was his pregnant wife. | |
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Self embarrassment amnesty on 16:16 - May 3 with 4546 views | Ace_High1 |
Self embarrassment amnesty on 14:56 - May 3 by Lesta_Tractor | I moved back to the UK from Australia... I am a fudging moron. |
What made you come back? | | | |
Self embarrassment amnesty on 16:17 - May 3 with 4543 views | Bluebell |
Self embarrassment amnesty on 16:14 - May 3 by giant_stow | Someone whatsapped my group with a close up photo of a plump belly wearing a football shirt with a caption of 'who's this?' I replied, 'it has to be a fat man as it has it has a beer belly and next to no titties, but no idea who.' He replied that it was his pregnant wife. |
I would guess the most embarrassing thing you have ever done is to support the team in yellow and green. | | | |
Self embarrassment amnesty on 16:19 - May 3 with 4523 views | Bluebell |
Self embarrassment amnesty on 15:56 - May 3 by SpruceMoose | Was that worse than the time you fell in love with that photo of a cow? I think I'm remembering that correctly. |
Or when he told us potatoes aren't vegetables. | | | |
Self embarrassment amnesty on 16:24 - May 3 with 4512 views | giant_stow |
Self embarrassment amnesty on 16:17 - May 3 by Bluebell | I would guess the most embarrassing thing you have ever done is to support the team in yellow and green. |
Proud to be different | |
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Self embarrassment amnesty on 16:25 - May 3 with 4510 views | The_Romford_Blue |
Self embarrassment amnesty on 16:19 - May 3 by Bluebell | Or when he told us potatoes aren't vegetables. |
Actually I never said that. I said I don’t think of them as a proper vegetable like a carrot type veg | |
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Self embarrassment amnesty on 16:29 - May 3 with 4492 views | wkj |
Self embarrassment amnesty on 16:25 - May 3 by The_Romford_Blue | Actually I never said that. I said I don’t think of them as a proper vegetable like a carrot type veg |
Potato = Root Vegetable Carrot = Root Vegetable As far as veggies go, carrots and potatos are very much from the same cloth | |
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Self embarrassment amnesty on 16:30 - May 3 with 4487 views | Lesta_Tractor |
Self embarrassment amnesty on 16:16 - May 3 by Ace_High1 | What made you come back? |
Family... and the fact I’m an idiot | |
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Self embarrassment amnesty on 16:31 - May 3 with 4483 views | Lesta_Tractor |
Self embarrassment amnesty on 16:29 - May 3 by wkj | Potato = Root Vegetable Carrot = Root Vegetable As far as veggies go, carrots and potatos are very much from the same cloth |
But potatoes aren’t one of your five a day, perhaps this is where the confusion started? | |
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Self embarrassment amnesty on 16:35 - May 3 with 4465 views | Bluebell |
Self embarrassment amnesty on 16:25 - May 3 by The_Romford_Blue | Actually I never said that. I said I don’t think of them as a proper vegetable like a carrot type veg |
I seem to remember the conversation was about bangers and mash and you said it was a meal with no vegetables. | | | |
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