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OFFICIAL TWTD AWARDS 2018 09:35 - Dec 18 with 51939 viewstractordownsouth

Might be an idea if we can keep the conversation in here just to people' voting, if we can. Closing date- midnight January 1st 2019. If anyone has any other ideas for categories, then let me know.

Phil, would it be alright to pin this thread?


1) Best overall poster of the year
2) Thread of the year
3) News story of the year
4) Most missed poster of the year
5) Best new poster of the year
6) Most improved poster of the year
7) Best Admin of the year
8) Chef of the year
9) Argument of the year
10) Busiest c**t of the year
11) Funniest poster of the year
12) Ultimate WTF moment
13) Best blub
14) Underappreciated Poster of the Year
15) Post of the year
16) Football post of the year
[Post edited 18 Dec 2018 13:03]

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OFFICIAL TWTD AWARDS 2018 on 11:30 - Dec 20 with 3312 viewsGlasgowBlue

OFFICIAL TWTD AWARDS 2018 on 09:59 - Dec 20 by DanTheMan

Crikey, a vote for me.

1) Best overall poster of the year - SteveM or Stokie for me.
2) Thread of the year - Any of the ones that get quickly deleted for being even too stupid for some of the nonsense on here.
3) News story of the year - Hurst gone (hooray!)
4) Most missed poster of the year - Mariner. I liked Mariner.
5) Best new poster of the year - I legit can't remember who's new anymore. I've been here too look and I'm basically new at over a decade.
6) Most improved poster of the year - wkj for me.
7) Best Admin of the year - Gav
8) Chef of the year - J2 of course.
9) Argument of the year - This whole place is an argument. If scientists were to study arguments, they'd come here.
10) Busiest c**t of the year - I think Harry should be excluded as basically this is his own award, like he presents it. Glasgow gets it for me for his tireless antisemitism work (even if I don't always agree with his findings!)
11) Funniest poster of the year - Bloots always makes me laugh.
12) Ultimate WTF moment - I had no idea Lucan could eat so much.
13) Best blub - Anyone still bringing up MM.
14) Underappreciated Poster of the Year - Keno.


May I take this opportunity to thank everyone for their nominations this year.

I'd also l like to thank Jeremy Corbyn and Dolly.8, without whom none of this would have been possible.

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OFFICIAL TWTD AWARDS 2018 on 12:26 - Dec 20 with 3240 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

OFFICIAL TWTD AWARDS 2018 on 11:17 - Dec 20 by SitfcB

It did, but that was in 2017!


Another believer! The boat stuff, nonsense....the scooter though, stuff of legend!

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OFFICIAL TWTD AWARDS 2018 on 14:57 - Dec 20 with 3178 viewsBrixtonBlue

OFFICIAL TWTD AWARDS 2018 on 11:30 - Dec 20 by GlasgowBlue

May I take this opportunity to thank everyone for their nominations this year.

I'd also l like to thank Jeremy Corbyn and Dolly.8, without whom none of this would have been possible.


Are you calling me an 8 year old AGAIN?!

I bet Bloots will downarrow this.
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OFFICIAL TWTD AWARDS 2018 on 15:01 - Dec 20 with 3167 viewsSpruceMoose

OFFICIAL TWTD AWARDS 2018 on 14:57 - Dec 20 by BrixtonBlue

Are you calling me an 8 year old AGAIN?!


He just can't help sniping at other posters! You can sure tell he has a political background. No wonder politics in the UK is in the state it is.

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OFFICIAL TWTD AWARDS 2018 on 15:11 - Dec 20 with 3156 viewsJ2BLUE

OFFICIAL TWTD AWARDS 2018 on 14:57 - Dec 20 by BrixtonBlue

Are you calling me an 8 year old AGAIN?!


I took it as a play on Dolly2.0 as you've then changed username again. Light hearted joke rather than a dig.

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OFFICIAL TWTD AWARDS 2018 on 15:12 - Dec 20 with 3152 viewsSpruceMoose

OFFICIAL TWTD AWARDS 2018 on 15:11 - Dec 20 by J2BLUE

I took it as a play on Dolly2.0 as you've then changed username again. Light hearted joke rather than a dig.


A rather generous interpretation there J2!

I nominate you for the award of: Most Wholesome Poster

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OFFICIAL TWTD AWARDS 2018 on 15:14 - Dec 20 with 3148 viewsJ2BLUE

OFFICIAL TWTD AWARDS 2018 on 15:12 - Dec 20 by SpruceMoose

A rather generous interpretation there J2!

I nominate you for the award of: Most Wholesome Poster


Really? Dolly's name was Dolly2.0 and GB has put Dolly.8

Looks more likely to me than calling him an eight year old.

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OFFICIAL TWTD AWARDS 2018 on 15:17 - Dec 20 with 3143 viewsSpruceMoose

OFFICIAL TWTD AWARDS 2018 on 15:14 - Dec 20 by J2BLUE

Really? Dolly's name was Dolly2.0 and GB has put Dolly.8

Looks more likely to me than calling him an eight year old.


I think he's called him an 8 year old numerous times in the past. I'm sure using 8.0 rather than 3.0 or 7.0 isn't a coincidence. It's another little dig!

Anyhow, I have no skin in the game, just presenting some alternative facts
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OFFICIAL TWTD AWARDS 2018 on 15:20 - Dec 20 with 3134 viewsBrixtonBlue

OFFICIAL TWTD AWARDS 2018 on 15:11 - Dec 20 by J2BLUE

I took it as a play on Dolly2.0 as you've then changed username again. Light hearted joke rather than a dig.


Um, I was joking. I presumed it was a typo and tried to turn it into a faux indignation joke.

I guess the joke didn't work if I have to explain it.

I bet Bloots will downarrow this.
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OFFICIAL TWTD AWARDS 2018 on 15:21 - Dec 20 with 3132 viewsJ2BLUE

OFFICIAL TWTD AWARDS 2018 on 15:17 - Dec 20 by SpruceMoose

I think he's called him an 8 year old numerous times in the past. I'm sure using 8.0 rather than 3.0 or 7.0 isn't a coincidence. It's another little dig!

Anyhow, I have no skin in the game, just presenting some alternative facts
[Post edited 20 Dec 2018 15:32]


We'll await Glasser's defence.

I'm sure, like the speaker of the house accepting the word of Corbyn, we'll grant GB the same courtesy

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OFFICIAL TWTD AWARDS 2018 on 15:22 - Dec 20 with 3126 viewsSpruceMoose

OFFICIAL TWTD AWARDS 2018 on 15:21 - Dec 20 by J2BLUE

We'll await Glasser's defence.

I'm sure, like the speaker of the house accepting the word of Corbyn, we'll grant GB the same courtesy


In the meantime I'll start an outraged thread about it or something.

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OFFICIAL TWTD AWARDS 2018 on 15:23 - Dec 20 with 3122 viewsJ2BLUE

OFFICIAL TWTD AWARDS 2018 on 15:20 - Dec 20 by BrixtonBlue

Um, I was joking. I presumed it was a typo and tried to turn it into a faux indignation joke.

I guess the joke didn't work if I have to explain it.


Oh, my bad.

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OFFICIAL TWTD AWARDS 2018 on 15:30 - Dec 20 with 3114 viewswkj

OFFICIAL TWTD AWARDS 2018 on 15:23 - Dec 20 by J2BLUE

Oh, my bad.


FFS man, what are you like

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OFFICIAL TWTD AWARDS 2018 on 15:30 - Dec 20 with 3109 viewsfooters

OFFICIAL TWTD AWARDS 2018 on 11:30 - Dec 20 by GlasgowBlue

May I take this opportunity to thank everyone for their nominations this year.

I'd also l like to thank Jeremy Corbyn and Dolly.8, without whom none of this would have been possible.


Here's to another year! Hear hear!

Happy Hanukkah you grumpy Thatcherite sod xx


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OFFICIAL TWTD AWARDS 2018 on 15:30 - Dec 20 with 3108 viewsJ2BLUE

OFFICIAL TWTD AWARDS 2018 on 15:30 - Dec 20 by wkj

FFS man, what are you like


What about your boy Spruce?

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OFFICIAL TWTD AWARDS 2018 on 15:31 - Dec 20 with 3106 viewsSpruceMoose

OFFICIAL TWTD AWARDS 2018 on 15:20 - Dec 20 by BrixtonBlue

Um, I was joking. I presumed it was a typo and tried to turn it into a faux indignation joke.

I guess the joke didn't work if I have to explain it.


Damn you to hell. Glassers is right about you!

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OFFICIAL TWTD AWARDS 2018 on 15:33 - Dec 20 with 3097 viewsSpruceMoose

OFFICIAL TWTD AWARDS 2018 on 15:30 - Dec 20 by J2BLUE

What about your boy Spruce?


I was the victim of online trolling. I don't see how I'm to blame here.

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OFFICIAL TWTD AWARDS 2018 on 15:34 - Dec 20 with 3090 viewsJ2BLUE

OFFICIAL TWTD AWARDS 2018 on 15:33 - Dec 20 by SpruceMoose

I was the victim of online trolling. I don't see how I'm to blame here.


Me too.

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OFFICIAL TWTD AWARDS 2018 on 15:34 - Dec 20 with 3088 viewsSpruceMoose

OFFICIAL TWTD AWARDS 2018 on 15:34 - Dec 20 by J2BLUE

Me too.


I never touched you.

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OFFICIAL TWTD AWARDS 2018 on 15:35 - Dec 20 with 3092 viewsBrixtonBlue

OFFICIAL TWTD AWARDS 2018 on 09:59 - Dec 20 by DanTheMan

Crikey, a vote for me.

1) Best overall poster of the year - SteveM or Stokie for me.
2) Thread of the year - Any of the ones that get quickly deleted for being even too stupid for some of the nonsense on here.
3) News story of the year - Hurst gone (hooray!)
4) Most missed poster of the year - Mariner. I liked Mariner.
5) Best new poster of the year - I legit can't remember who's new anymore. I've been here too look and I'm basically new at over a decade.
6) Most improved poster of the year - wkj for me.
7) Best Admin of the year - Gav
8) Chef of the year - J2 of course.
9) Argument of the year - This whole place is an argument. If scientists were to study arguments, they'd come here.
10) Busiest c**t of the year - I think Harry should be excluded as basically this is his own award, like he presents it. Glasgow gets it for me for his tireless antisemitism work (even if I don't always agree with his findings!)
11) Funniest poster of the year - Bloots always makes me laugh.
12) Ultimate WTF moment - I had no idea Lucan could eat so much.
13) Best blub - Anyone still bringing up MM.
14) Underappreciated Poster of the Year - Keno.


1) Best overall poster of the year - Guthers.
2) Thread of the year - Every time Phil does a 'cut out the abuse' thread... that ends up in abuse. He never learns, bless his shiny head.
3) News story of the year - Hurst gone.
4) Most missed poster of the year - Mariner.
5) Best new poster of the year - No idea who's new, can we have some nominations?
6) Most improved poster of the year - Rommers.
7) Best Admin of the year - Phil.
8) Chef of the year - J2 sympathy vote.
9) Argument of the year - Mach referring to a fellow supporter as cancer was a joy for those of you who witnessed it.
10) Busiest c**t of the year - Glassers finding every possible way to attack Corbyn. I bet no-one had "he's a spy" in the sweepstake.
11) Funniest poster of the year - Lucan.
12) Ultimate WTF moment - Mach's cancer routine.
13) Best blub - Hmm, think it's Mach again.
14) Underappreciated Poster of the Year - J2.

I bet Bloots will downarrow this.
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OFFICIAL TWTD AWARDS 2018 on 15:37 - Dec 20 with 3082 viewswkj

OFFICIAL TWTD AWARDS 2018 on 15:35 - Dec 20 by BrixtonBlue

1) Best overall poster of the year - Guthers.
2) Thread of the year - Every time Phil does a 'cut out the abuse' thread... that ends up in abuse. He never learns, bless his shiny head.
3) News story of the year - Hurst gone.
4) Most missed poster of the year - Mariner.
5) Best new poster of the year - No idea who's new, can we have some nominations?
6) Most improved poster of the year - Rommers.
7) Best Admin of the year - Phil.
8) Chef of the year - J2 sympathy vote.
9) Argument of the year - Mach referring to a fellow supporter as cancer was a joy for those of you who witnessed it.
10) Busiest c**t of the year - Glassers finding every possible way to attack Corbyn. I bet no-one had "he's a spy" in the sweepstake.
11) Funniest poster of the year - Lucan.
12) Ultimate WTF moment - Mach's cancer routine.
13) Best blub - Hmm, think it's Mach again.
14) Underappreciated Poster of the Year - J2.


There is an awful lot of love for J2 here- what with his bullying you about the rock and all.

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OFFICIAL TWTD AWARDS 2018 on 15:37 - Dec 20 with 3074 viewsJ2BLUE

OFFICIAL TWTD AWARDS 2018 on 15:35 - Dec 20 by BrixtonBlue

1) Best overall poster of the year - Guthers.
2) Thread of the year - Every time Phil does a 'cut out the abuse' thread... that ends up in abuse. He never learns, bless his shiny head.
3) News story of the year - Hurst gone.
4) Most missed poster of the year - Mariner.
5) Best new poster of the year - No idea who's new, can we have some nominations?
6) Most improved poster of the year - Rommers.
7) Best Admin of the year - Phil.
8) Chef of the year - J2 sympathy vote.
9) Argument of the year - Mach referring to a fellow supporter as cancer was a joy for those of you who witnessed it.
10) Busiest c**t of the year - Glassers finding every possible way to attack Corbyn. I bet no-one had "he's a spy" in the sweepstake.
11) Funniest poster of the year - Lucan.
12) Ultimate WTF moment - Mach's cancer routine.
13) Best blub - Hmm, think it's Mach again.
14) Underappreciated Poster of the Year - J2.


Cheers.

No one seems bothered about my post about possibly retiring if I win chef of the year.

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OFFICIAL TWTD AWARDS 2018 on 15:38 - Dec 20 with 3071 viewsSpruceMoose

OFFICIAL TWTD AWARDS 2018 on 15:37 - Dec 20 by wkj

There is an awful lot of love for J2 here- what with his bullying you about the rock and all.


J2 is a lot like U2. Massively over rated, no decent output in recent memory, pious and pompous all at the same time. Frankly, if you're a fan of J2 or U2, I automatically distrust you a little.

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OFFICIAL TWTD AWARDS 2018 on 15:40 - Dec 20 with 3071 viewsBrixtonBlue

OFFICIAL TWTD AWARDS 2018 on 15:31 - Dec 20 by SpruceMoose

Damn you to hell. Glassers is right about you!


What, that I'm 8?

I bet Bloots will downarrow this.
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OFFICIAL TWTD AWARDS 2018 on 15:42 - Dec 20 with 3056 viewswkj

OFFICIAL TWTD AWARDS 2018 on 15:38 - Dec 20 by SpruceMoose

J2 is a lot like U2. Massively over rated, no decent output in recent memory, pious and pompous all at the same time. Frankly, if you're a fan of J2 or U2, I automatically distrust you a little.


I heard Bono likes chips on toast too!

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