| OFFICIAL TWTD AWARDS 2018 09:35 - Dec 18 with 51934 views | tractordownsouth |
Might be an idea if we can keep the conversation in here just to people' voting, if we can. Closing date- midnight January 1st 2019. If anyone has any other ideas for categories, then let me know.
Phil, would it be alright to pin this thread?
1) Best overall poster of the year
2) Thread of the year
3) News story of the year
4) Most missed poster of the year
5) Best new poster of the year
6) Most improved poster of the year
7) Best Admin of the year
8) Chef of the year
9) Argument of the year
10) Busiest c**t of the year
11) Funniest poster of the year
12) Ultimate WTF moment
13) Best blub
14) Underappreciated Poster of the Year
15) Post of the year
16) Football post of the year [Post edited 18 Dec 2018 13:03]
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| OFFICIAL TWTD AWARDS 2018 on 19:59 - Dec 18 with 6829 views | SpruceMoose |
| OFFICIAL TWTD AWARDS 2018 on 19:53 - Dec 18 by J2BLUE |
It's just a lot less fun on here than it used to be. Unfunny gobsh1tes making the same crap jokes which went stale years ago. |
If the egg jokes are getting to you, say so. Don't just flounce off like some kind of Jonno. |  |
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"Imagine being a heterosexual white male in Britain at this moment. How bad is that. Everything you say is racist, everything you say is homophobic. The Woke community have really f****d this country." | | Poll: | Selectamod |
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| OFFICIAL TWTD AWARDS 2018 on 20:18 - Dec 18 with 6820 views | Superblue95 |
1. Best Poster: I'm convinced Guthrum is some kind of human encyclopaedia so I'll go for him.
2. Thread of the Year: Town players as foot disorders was quite amusing.
3. News Story of Year: Bart signs new contract
4. Most missed poster: Oh 12th Man, where art thou?!
5. Best new poster: Me, obvs
6. Most improved poster: Cobbler is improving like a fine wine.
7. Best Admin: Gav
8. Chef of the year: J2 sympathy vote
9. Argument of the year: The staunch Mick Inners vs the staunch Mick outers
10. Busiest c*nt: Harry
11. Funniest Poster: The Spruce/wkj double act
12. Ultimate WTF: Brentford to win the league was mind boggling
13. Best Blub: Everyone who started flouncing 2 games in that we were f*cked. (Admittedly they haven't been far off, but the idea we were relegated 2 games in was quality blubbing)
14. Under appreciated poster: Keno
15. Post of the year: The Chas n Dave comment from Reuser
16. Football post of the year: Special mention to all the def infos that for one reason or another never came to fruition. I look forward to us signing Joe Allen in the coming weeks |  |
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| OFFICIAL TWTD AWARDS 2018 on 20:39 - Dec 18 with 6778 views | SpruceMoose |
| OFFICIAL TWTD AWARDS 2018 on 20:18 - Dec 18 by Superblue95 |
1. Best Poster: I'm convinced Guthrum is some kind of human encyclopaedia so I'll go for him.
2. Thread of the Year: Town players as foot disorders was quite amusing.
3. News Story of Year: Bart signs new contract
4. Most missed poster: Oh 12th Man, where art thou?!
5. Best new poster: Me, obvs
6. Most improved poster: Cobbler is improving like a fine wine.
7. Best Admin: Gav
8. Chef of the year: J2 sympathy vote
9. Argument of the year: The staunch Mick Inners vs the staunch Mick outers
10. Busiest c*nt: Harry
11. Funniest Poster: The Spruce/wkj double act
12. Ultimate WTF: Brentford to win the league was mind boggling
13. Best Blub: Everyone who started flouncing 2 games in that we were f*cked. (Admittedly they haven't been far off, but the idea we were relegated 2 games in was quality blubbing)
14. Under appreciated poster: Keno
15. Post of the year: The Chas n Dave comment from Reuser
16. Football post of the year: Special mention to all the def infos that for one reason or another never came to fruition. I look forward to us signing Joe Allen in the coming weeks |
Someone dropped that vintage bottle of Cobbler and he smashed all over the cellar floor.
RIP. He won't be improving any further. | |
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"Imagine being a heterosexual white male in Britain at this moment. How bad is that. Everything you say is racist, everything you say is homophobic. The Woke community have really f****d this country." | | Poll: | Selectamod |
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| OFFICIAL TWTD AWARDS 2018 on 20:40 - Dec 18 with 6773 views | BanksterDebtSlave |
| OFFICIAL TWTD AWARDS 2018 on 18:38 - Dec 18 by Dubtractor |
1) Best overall poster of the year - Guthers or Steve M. Maybe Bloots for football only posts.
2) Thread of the year - No vote cast as I tend not to bother reading any thread over 5 or 6 pages as assume it will be a waste of my time!
3) News story of the year - Hurst sacked.
4) Most missed poster of the year - Joe Soap
5) Best new poster of the year - No idea, I don't pay enough attention, plus most are probably just reappearances of previous posters.
6) Most improved poster of the year - Sitters? I dunno that I've paid enough attention for this one either.
7) Best Admin of the year - Phavin
8) Chef of the year - Lucan for eating 4000% of his daily allowance of bacon in a bap.
9) Argument of the year - Probably something about veganism, or brexit, ot the London metropolitan elite.
10) Busiest c**t of the year - Glasgow for his ability to drop Corbyn and anti semitism into threads at will.
11) Funniest poster of the year - Eric Clacton
12) Ultimate WTF moment - Fergal Sharkey's moped trip to Middlesborough and the fact that so many on here actually believed it was a real thing.
13) Best blub - Something about brexit probably. Lefty BBC bias probably a part of it.
14) Underappreciated Poster of the Year - Me. No, probably Geoff Sentence.
15) Post of the year - Reuser's one about Callis being Chas and Dave.
16) Football post of the year - cbower has done a couple of good def info posts, claiming def info on Lambert before the pack stands out. [Post edited 18 Dec 2018 18:43]
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| OFFICIAL TWTD AWARDS 2018 on 20:43 - Dec 18 with 6770 views | Superblue95 |
| OFFICIAL TWTD AWARDS 2018 on 20:39 - Dec 18 by SpruceMoose |
Someone dropped that vintage bottle of Cobbler and he smashed all over the cellar floor.
RIP. He won't be improving any further. |
How unfortunate. I looked forward to hearing what insults he'd hurl your way next. They often made me chuckle | |
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| OFFICIAL TWTD AWARDS 2018 on 20:51 - Dec 18 with 6744 views | SpruceMoose |
| OFFICIAL TWTD AWARDS 2018 on 20:43 - Dec 18 by Superblue95 |
How unfortunate. I looked forward to hearing what insults he'd hurl your way next. They often made me chuckle |
I'm sure he'll be back. For as much as these losers love to slag us all off, they can't seem to stay away. | |
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"Imagine being a heterosexual white male in Britain at this moment. How bad is that. Everything you say is racist, everything you say is homophobic. The Woke community have really f****d this country." | | Poll: | Selectamod |
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| OFFICIAL TWTD AWARDS 2018 on 21:15 - Dec 18 with 6726 views | Keno |
| OFFICIAL TWTD AWARDS 2018 on 20:18 - Dec 18 by Superblue95 |
1. Best Poster: I'm convinced Guthrum is some kind of human encyclopaedia so I'll go for him.
2. Thread of the Year: Town players as foot disorders was quite amusing.
3. News Story of Year: Bart signs new contract
4. Most missed poster: Oh 12th Man, where art thou?!
5. Best new poster: Me, obvs
6. Most improved poster: Cobbler is improving like a fine wine.
7. Best Admin: Gav
8. Chef of the year: J2 sympathy vote
9. Argument of the year: The staunch Mick Inners vs the staunch Mick outers
10. Busiest c*nt: Harry
11. Funniest Poster: The Spruce/wkj double act
12. Ultimate WTF: Brentford to win the league was mind boggling
13. Best Blub: Everyone who started flouncing 2 games in that we were f*cked. (Admittedly they haven't been far off, but the idea we were relegated 2 games in was quality blubbing)
14. Under appreciated poster: Keno
15. Post of the year: The Chas n Dave comment from Reuser
16. Football post of the year: Special mention to all the def infos that for one reason or another never came to fruition. I look forward to us signing Joe Allen in the coming weeks |
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| OFFICIAL TWTD AWARDS 2018 on 21:23 - Dec 18 with 6713 views | Superblue95 |
| OFFICIAL TWTD AWARDS 2018 on 21:15 - Dec 18 by Keno |
I think I love Superblue |
You're welcome hun  | |
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| OFFICIAL TWTD AWARDS 2018 on 21:52 - Dec 18 with 6681 views | NoBru |
| OFFICIAL TWTD AWARDS 2018 on 19:30 - Dec 18 by SpruceMoose |
You're a talent, no doubt. But it is too early in your career right now. |
Perhaps 2019 will be my year 🤞🽠|  | | |
| OFFICIAL TWTD AWARDS 2018 on 22:13 - Dec 18 with 6652 views | C_HealyIsAPleasure |
| OFFICIAL TWTD AWARDS 2018 on 19:53 - Dec 18 by J2BLUE |
It's just a lot less fun on here than it used to be. Unfunny gobsh1tes making the same crap jokes which went stale years ago. |
You should probably try writing some new material tbf... |  |
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| OFFICIAL TWTD AWARDS 2018 on 22:18 - Dec 18 with 6640 views | J2BLUE |
| OFFICIAL TWTD AWARDS 2018 on 22:13 - Dec 18 by C_HealyIsAPleasure |
You should probably try writing some new material tbf... |
I'm too old and bitter now to mix with the likes of Rommers and TDS.
Bloody liberal mugs who haven't yet seen their dreams die. Bastards. |  |
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| OFFICIAL TWTD AWARDS 2018 on 22:38 - Dec 18 with 6638 views | bluelagos |
1. PoTY: Guthers with honourable mention to Connorscontract
2. Thread of the year: TLA tribute thread
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4. -Missed poster: Whatever happened to Chutulu?
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6. Improved. Defo Rommy (For getting a life :-) Well done, hope Uni is going well )
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9. Argument of the year: Callis running rings round the anti-vegan luddites.
10. BCoY: Too polite to say, but posters dragging up posts from more than a week old is pretty busyish.
11.Funniest:
12. Wtf: Posters paying money to help a poster (with his scooter) which was clearly one of the most bullsh1tty posts ever :-)
13. Best blub: Various posters moaning about being labelled racist.
14. Clearly me, not one fcking nomination you miserable twits
15. Poty:
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Best I can do / remember... |  |
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| OFFICIAL TWTD AWARDS 2018 on 07:23 - Dec 19 with 6504 views | hoppy |
| OFFICIAL TWTD AWARDS 2018 on 19:18 - Dec 18 by Dubtractor |
I did go knee height on Currie10 last night when I called him a tool, but I do try and play fair most of the time.
I think I've only been reported for abuse once in my lengthy twtd career. |
But you have been called an anus tart on this very thread, somewhat harshly I would say. |  |
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| OFFICIAL TWTD AWARDS 2018 on 08:04 - Dec 19 with 6486 views | BrixtonBlue |
| OFFICIAL TWTD AWARDS 2018 on 07:23 - Dec 19 by hoppy |
But you have been called an anus tart on this very thread, somewhat harshly I would say. |
"Anus tart" is a bit archaic these days. "Meat free penis flan" is the more modern equivalent. |  |
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| OFFICIAL TWTD AWARDS 2018 on 08:11 - Dec 19 with 6475 views | Keno |
| OFFICIAL TWTD AWARDS 2018 on 08:04 - Dec 19 by BrixtonBlue |
"Anus tart" is a bit archaic these days. "Meat free penis flan" is the more modern equivalent. |
surely it should be gender neutral?
Meat free genital flan | |
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| OFFICIAL TWTD AWARDS 2018 on 08:12 - Dec 19 with 6487 views | hampstead_blue |
1) Best overall poster of the year - BanksterDebt Slave and Stokie. Always good to have the left's view presented well.
2) Thread of the year - Anything bashing Corbyn
3) News story of the year - Lambert signs
4) Most missed poster of the year
5) Best new poster of the year
6) Most improved poster of the year
7) Best Admin of the year
8) Chef of the year - There are lots, but anyone who cooks with meat is good.
9) Argument of the year - Left v Right. Callis v meat eaters
10) Busiest c**t of the year - Jeremy Corbyn
11) Funniest poster of the year - Callis. The nibbles make me giggle
12) Ultimate WTF moment - When antisemetism creeps into a post.
13) Best blub - Corbyn supporters and vegans.
14) Underappreciated Poster of the Year
15) Post of the year
16) Football post of the year
Of course this is laced with a little humour.
I'm rubbish with names so forgive me if you're mentioned in error. |  |
| Assumption is to make an ass out of you and me.
Those who assume they know you, when they don't are just guessing.
Those who assume and insist they know are daft and in denial.
Those who assume, insist, and deny the truth are plain stupid.
Those who assume, insist, deny the truth and tell YOU they know you (when they don't) have an IQ in the range of 35-49.
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| OFFICIAL TWTD AWARDS 2018 on 08:22 - Dec 19 with 6472 views | Keno |
| OFFICIAL TWTD AWARDS 2018 on 08:12 - Dec 19 by hampstead_blue |
1) Best overall poster of the year - BanksterDebt Slave and Stokie. Always good to have the left's view presented well.
2) Thread of the year - Anything bashing Corbyn
3) News story of the year - Lambert signs
4) Most missed poster of the year
5) Best new poster of the year
6) Most improved poster of the year
7) Best Admin of the year
8) Chef of the year - There are lots, but anyone who cooks with meat is good.
9) Argument of the year - Left v Right. Callis v meat eaters
10) Busiest c**t of the year - Jeremy Corbyn
11) Funniest poster of the year - Callis. The nibbles make me giggle
12) Ultimate WTF moment - When antisemetism creeps into a post.
13) Best blub - Corbyn supporters and vegans.
14) Underappreciated Poster of the Year
15) Post of the year
16) Football post of the year
Of course this is laced with a little humour.
I'm rubbish with names so forgive me if you're mentioned in error. |
1) Best overall poster of the year -Lickey Suckwell
2) Thread of the year - anything Lucan starts
3) News story of the year - Wilnis getting a new job
4) Most missed poster of the year -Joe Soap, TLA, Dalai
5) Best new poster of the year - Superblue1995
6) Most improved poster of the year - WKJ
7) Best Admin of the year - I couldn't possible choose
8) Chef of the year - J2
9) Argument of the year - GB and Dolly - when will they just get a room
10) Busiest c**t of the year - Harry
11) Funniest poster of the year - Sprucy and Badger, with nod to Hoppy
12) Ultimate WTF moment - Not so much of a moment as the realisation Wurst had f'cked up
13) Best blub - Callis vs the world
14) Underappreciated Poster of the Year Gav
15) Post of the year The one in which a random revealed Wilnis had a new job
16) Football post of the year the one saying Wurst was sacked [Post edited 19 Dec 2018 8:52]
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| OFFICIAL TWTD AWARDS 2018 on 08:26 - Dec 19 with 6452 views | Darth_Koont |
| OFFICIAL TWTD AWARDS 2018 on 07:23 - Dec 19 by hoppy |
But you have been called an anus tart on this very thread, somewhat harshly I would say. |
I'm offended.
I was simply sending my best wishes on "a nu start". |  |
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| OFFICIAL TWTD AWARDS 2018 on 08:34 - Dec 19 with 6440 views | Superblue95 |
| OFFICIAL TWTD AWARDS 2018 on 08:22 - Dec 19 by Keno |
1) Best overall poster of the year -Lickey Suckwell
2) Thread of the year - anything Lucan starts
3) News story of the year - Wilnis getting a new job
4) Most missed poster of the year -Joe Soap, TLA, Dalai
5) Best new poster of the year - Superblue1995
6) Most improved poster of the year - WKJ
7) Best Admin of the year - I couldn't possible choose
8) Chef of the year - J2
9) Argument of the year - GB and Dolly - when will they just get a room
10) Busiest c**t of the year - Harry
11) Funniest poster of the year - Sprucy and Badger, with nod to Hoppy
12) Ultimate WTF moment - Not so much of a moment as the realisation Wurst had f'cked up
13) Best blub - Callis vs the world
14) Underappreciated Poster of the Year Gav
15) Post of the year The one in which a random revealed Wilnis had a new job
16) Football post of the year the one saying Wurst was sacked [Post edited 19 Dec 2018 8:52]
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I must have missed this new poster who is ten years my senior. Bloody imposter | |
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| OFFICIAL TWTD AWARDS 2018 on 08:46 - Dec 19 with 6413 views | sparks |
| OFFICIAL TWTD AWARDS 2018 on 08:34 - Dec 19 by Superblue95 |
I must have missed this new poster who is ten years my senior. Bloody imposter |
My ego is bruised by the absence of even an honourable mention. In the circumstances may I suggest a veteran poster of the year category? As in real life football, a special competition reserved for people who are old, slow, fat and over the hill would give me the comforting illusion that I can still compete. |  |
| The presence of those seeking the truth is infinitely to be preferred to the presence of those who think they've found it.
(Sir Terry Pratchett) | | Poll: | Is Fred drunk this morning? |
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| OFFICIAL TWTD AWARDS 2018 on 08:53 - Dec 19 with 6404 views | Keno |
| OFFICIAL TWTD AWARDS 2018 on 08:34 - Dec 19 by Superblue95 |
I must have missed this new poster who is ten years my senior. Bloody imposter |
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| OFFICIAL TWTD AWARDS 2018 on 11:04 - Dec 19 with 6337 views | J2BLUE |
| OFFICIAL TWTD AWARDS 2018 on 08:46 - Dec 19 by sparks |
My ego is bruised by the absence of even an honourable mention. In the circumstances may I suggest a veteran poster of the year category? As in real life football, a special competition reserved for people who are old, slow, fat and over the hill would give me the comforting illusion that I can still compete. |
I'm genuinely disgusted with being nominated for most improved poster. I came second in POTY last year. The award is an insult.
Lets start a turf war. Veterans versus the newer posters. | |
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| OFFICIAL TWTD AWARDS 2018 on 11:21 - Dec 19 with 6320 views | wkj |
| OFFICIAL TWTD AWARDS 2018 on 11:04 - Dec 19 by J2BLUE |
I'm genuinely disgusted with being nominated for most improved poster. I came second in POTY last year. The award is an insult.
Lets start a turf war. Veterans versus the newer posters. |
Great... more division on TWTD; next they'll be gang warfare between twiglette lovers and wotsit worshipers [Post edited 19 Dec 2018 11:22]
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| OFFICIAL TWTD AWARDS 2018 on 11:28 - Dec 19 with 6307 views | The_Romford_Blue |
| OFFICIAL TWTD AWARDS 2018 on 11:04 - Dec 19 by J2BLUE |
I'm genuinely disgusted with being nominated for most improved poster. I came second in POTY last year. The award is an insult.
Lets start a turf war. Veterans versus the newer posters. |
I think I won that one last year as it goes.
And yet I’m nominated again for it by a couple.
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| OFFICIAL TWTD AWARDS 2018 on 11:34 - Dec 19 with 6297 views | wkj |
| OFFICIAL TWTD AWARDS 2018 on 11:28 - Dec 19 by The_Romford_Blue |
I think I won that one last year as it goes.
And yet I’m nominated again for it by a couple.
I must’ve been dreadful two years ago basically |
I don't think many people take it that seriously as to cross examine last year before evaluating their votes mate | |
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