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OFFICIAL TWTD AWARDS 2018 09:35 - Dec 18 with 51938 viewstractordownsouth

Might be an idea if we can keep the conversation in here just to people' voting, if we can. Closing date- midnight January 1st 2019. If anyone has any other ideas for categories, then let me know.

Phil, would it be alright to pin this thread?


1) Best overall poster of the year
2) Thread of the year
3) News story of the year
4) Most missed poster of the year
5) Best new poster of the year
6) Most improved poster of the year
7) Best Admin of the year
8) Chef of the year
9) Argument of the year
10) Busiest c**t of the year
11) Funniest poster of the year
12) Ultimate WTF moment
13) Best blub
14) Underappreciated Poster of the Year
15) Post of the year
16) Football post of the year
[Post edited 18 Dec 2018 13:03]

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OFFICIAL TWTD AWARDS 2018 on 11:46 - Dec 21 with 5973 viewsfooters

OFFICIAL TWTD AWARDS 2018 on 11:44 - Dec 21 by Reuser_is_God

Yeah, apparently he's writing a book about it too.


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OFFICIAL TWTD AWARDS 2018 on 11:47 - Dec 21 with 5970 viewsSpruceMoose

OFFICIAL TWTD AWARDS 2018 on 11:44 - Dec 21 by Reuser_is_God

Yeah, apparently he's writing a book about it too.


Look out my my bargain basement book this Christmas - "SpruceMoose: My Year as a Tw@t"

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OFFICIAL TWTD AWARDS 2018 on 11:49 - Dec 21 with 5965 viewsJ2BLUE

OFFICIAL TWTD AWARDS 2018 on 11:47 - Dec 21 by SpruceMoose

Look out my my bargain basement book this Christmas - "SpruceMoose: My Year as a Tw@t"


Decades*

Truly impaired.
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OFFICIAL TWTD AWARDS 2018 on 12:20 - Dec 21 with 5934 viewshoppy

OFFICIAL TWTD AWARDS 2018 on 11:49 - Dec 21 by J2BLUE

Decades*


Life*

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OFFICIAL TWTD AWARDS 2018 on 12:28 - Dec 21 with 5947 viewsWarkystache

1) Best overall poster of the year- Guthrum, Steve M and Lucan
2) Thread of the year - Rommie's pigeon - was that this year?
3) News story of the year - Hurst sacked
4) Most missed poster of the year - TIB and JoeSoap - RIP both
5) Best new poster of the year - M14
6) Most improved poster of the year - Reuser - used to be a pain in the arse, now very funny
7) Best Admin of the year - The one my PA did when I forgot at 4.55pm on a Friday
8) Chef of the year - Jeera for his food genius - can he teach J2
9) Argument of the year - "Is Jordan Roberts any good up front?"
10) Busiest c**t of the year - Harry
11) Funniest poster of the year - for his services to 'Chas'n'Dave', it has to be Reuser
12) Ultimate WTF moment - Luke getting a girlfriend from Beccles, then giving me blow-by-blow details of his lovemaking skills
13) Best blub - Currie's unnatural hatred of Paul Hurst and the subsequent cold-shouldering he got on here
14) Underappreciated Poster of the Year - Callis. He's seldom appreciated but he provokes interest. I'd also like to give honourable mentions to Sarge and PJH for their excellence this year
15) Post of the year - 'Godolphin are buying Town'
16) Football post of the year - Mullet's away reports are a joy

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OFFICIAL TWTD AWARDS 2018 on 12:33 - Dec 21 with 5923 viewsPJH

OFFICIAL TWTD AWARDS 2018 on 12:28 - Dec 21 by Warkystache

1) Best overall poster of the year- Guthrum, Steve M and Lucan
2) Thread of the year - Rommie's pigeon - was that this year?
3) News story of the year - Hurst sacked
4) Most missed poster of the year - TIB and JoeSoap - RIP both
5) Best new poster of the year - M14
6) Most improved poster of the year - Reuser - used to be a pain in the arse, now very funny
7) Best Admin of the year - The one my PA did when I forgot at 4.55pm on a Friday
8) Chef of the year - Jeera for his food genius - can he teach J2
9) Argument of the year - "Is Jordan Roberts any good up front?"
10) Busiest c**t of the year - Harry
11) Funniest poster of the year - for his services to 'Chas'n'Dave', it has to be Reuser
12) Ultimate WTF moment - Luke getting a girlfriend from Beccles, then giving me blow-by-blow details of his lovemaking skills
13) Best blub - Currie's unnatural hatred of Paul Hurst and the subsequent cold-shouldering he got on here
14) Underappreciated Poster of the Year - Callis. He's seldom appreciated but he provokes interest. I'd also like to give honourable mentions to Sarge and PJH for their excellence this year
15) Post of the year - 'Godolphin are buying Town'
16) Football post of the year - Mullet's away reports are a joy


I think TIB might want you to change number 4.
TLA I assume you mean.

edit2-just seen 14,ah thanks.
[Post edited 21 Dec 2018 12:35]
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OFFICIAL TWTD AWARDS 2018 on 16:16 - Dec 21 with 5828 viewsLord_Lucan

1) Best overall poster of the year; Steve M
2) Thread of the year; My bloody taking over the pub TV in Nodge - how can that be in question?
3) News story of the year; Bloody Paul Hurst the tvvat.
4) Most missed poster of the year; Old Git and Mariner
5) Best new poster of the year; MarkTWDT
6) Most improved poster of the year; Bluebell
7) Best Admin of the year; Gav
8) Chef of the year; J2
9) Argument of the year; BREXIT
10) Busiest c**t of the year; I thought this shirt was retired?
11) Funniest poster of the year; Callis
12) Ultimate WTF moment; Rommys cow
13) Best blub; Dolly McDonalds v Haribo
14) Underappreciated Poster of the Year; Keno
15) Post of the year. Chas and Dave
16) Football post of the year; I don't read football posts.

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OFFICIAL TWTD AWARDS 2018 on 18:01 - Dec 21 with 5738 viewsBrixtonBlue

OFFICIAL TWTD AWARDS 2018 on 16:16 - Dec 21 by Lord_Lucan

1) Best overall poster of the year; Steve M
2) Thread of the year; My bloody taking over the pub TV in Nodge - how can that be in question?
3) News story of the year; Bloody Paul Hurst the tvvat.
4) Most missed poster of the year; Old Git and Mariner
5) Best new poster of the year; MarkTWDT
6) Most improved poster of the year; Bluebell
7) Best Admin of the year; Gav
8) Chef of the year; J2
9) Argument of the year; BREXIT
10) Busiest c**t of the year; I thought this shirt was retired?
11) Funniest poster of the year; Callis
12) Ultimate WTF moment; Rommys cow
13) Best blub; Dolly McDonalds v Haribo
14) Underappreciated Poster of the Year; Keno
15) Post of the year. Chas and Dave
16) Football post of the year; I don't read football posts.


McDonalds v Haribo was more than a year ago.

I bet Bloots will downarrow this.
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OFFICIAL TWTD AWARDS 2018 on 19:04 - Dec 21 with 5703 viewsLord_Lucan

OFFICIAL TWTD AWARDS 2018 on 18:01 - Dec 21 by BrixtonBlue

McDonalds v Haribo was more than a year ago.


I just googled it and you are correct -October 2017. What I didn’t realise until the google search was that I started the thread.
Welcome by Lord_Lucan 11 Oct 2017 10:38
First thing this morning I had a Mc Donalds breakfast which I ordered from a machine and had delivered to my table. I then went to work and thus far I have had 5 Amazon orders, 3 EBay orders, 2 click and collect orders and 4 email conversations.

I am yet to speak to a human being.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qEsTCTuajE



Anyhoo you can stay on the list and we can replace it with another blub of your choice.

👍🏿

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OFFICIAL TWTD AWARDS 2018 on 22:42 - Dec 21 with 5626 viewsBrixtonBlue

OFFICIAL TWTD AWARDS 2018 on 19:04 - Dec 21 by Lord_Lucan

I just googled it and you are correct -October 2017. What I didn’t realise until the google search was that I started the thread.
Welcome by Lord_Lucan 11 Oct 2017 10:38
First thing this morning I had a Mc Donalds breakfast which I ordered from a machine and had delivered to my table. I then went to work and thus far I have had 5 Amazon orders, 3 EBay orders, 2 click and collect orders and 4 email conversations.

I am yet to speak to a human being.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qEsTCTuajE



Anyhoo you can stay on the list and we can replace it with another blub of your choice.

👍🏿


How about me blubbing that McDonald's v Haribo was more than a year ago?

I bet Bloots will downarrow this.
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OFFICIAL TWTD AWARDS 2018 on 23:01 - Dec 21 with 5616 viewsJ2BLUE

OFFICIAL TWTD AWARDS 2018 on 22:42 - Dec 21 by BrixtonBlue

How about me blubbing that McDonald's v Haribo was more than a year ago?


That was classic TWTD.

Good times.

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OFFICIAL TWTD AWARDS 2018 on 12:19 - Dec 22 with 5477 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

1) Best overall poster of the year ....Guthers, the font of all knowledge.
2) Thread of the year ......the Rommers pigeon was a thing of beauty. The highlight for me was, despite the worry of fox attacks, leaving it some jam sandwiches.....what could possibly go wrong!
3) News story of the year .....Life of Tel
4) Most missed poster of the year ....obviously Joesoap and TLA, my life will always be that little bit poorer for not meeting them.
5) Best new poster of the year ......fact not fiction
6) Most improved poster of the year ......Taximan
7) Best Admin of the year .....all a disappointment since the never ending pop up!
8) Chef of the year 
9) Argument of the year ....antisemitism
10) Busiest c**t of the year......(GnasherJew) GB for services to copying and pasting.
11) Funniest poster of the year 
12) Ultimate WTF moment ......rock-gate
13) Best blub ......all Remainers almost all of the time!
14) Underappreciated Poster of the Year .....Benters (in relation to butts) Similarly WKJ's butt and other efforts.
15) Post of the year ......anything Rommers put about his pigeon.
16) Football post of the year......Hurst gone.

......and ultimate proof of why left and right hate @narchists (even plastic ones)

[Post edited 22 Dec 2018 14:07]

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OFFICIAL TWTD AWARDS 2018 on 11:49 - Dec 23 with 5319 viewsfactual_blue

Most missed poster of the year - Joe Soap.



TWTD fellowship for long service and talking drivel - Me.

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OFFICIAL TWTD AWARDS 2018 on 17:51 - Dec 23 with 5241 viewsChiefXL

OFFICIAL TWTD AWARDS 2018 on 22:38 - Dec 18 by bluelagos

1. PoTY: Guthers with honourable mention to Connorscontract
2. Thread of the year: TLA tribute thread
3.
4. -Missed poster: Whatever happened to Chutulu?
5.
6. Improved. Defo Rommy (For getting a life :-) Well done, hope Uni is going well )
7.
8.
9. Argument of the year: Callis running rings round the anti-vegan luddites.
10. BCoY: Too polite to say, but posters dragging up posts from more than a week old is pretty busyish.
11.Funniest:
12. Wtf: Posters paying money to help a poster (with his scooter) which was clearly one of the most bullsh1tty posts ever :-)
13. Best blub: Various posters moaning about being labelled racist.
14. Clearly me, not one fcking nomination you miserable twits
15. Poty:
16.

Best I can do / remember...


He moved to rural Derbyshire to run pub quizzes

True story
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OFFICIAL TWTD AWARDS 2018 on 18:11 - Dec 23 with 5234 viewsSitfcB

Anyone have a link to the Reuser Chas and Dave comment that’s getting a few votes?

COYB
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OFFICIAL TWTD AWARDS 2018 on 18:23 - Dec 23 with 5230 viewsJ2BLUE

OFFICIAL TWTD AWARDS 2018 on 18:11 - Dec 23 by SitfcB

Anyone have a link to the Reuser Chas and Dave comment that’s getting a few votes?


Possibly Tweet of the Year right here. by monytowbray 18 Sep 2018 15:06
https://twitter.com/panmisthropist/status/1035507830290374662



One of the first posts.

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OFFICIAL TWTD AWARDS 2018 on 19:26 - Dec 23 with 5197 viewsSwansea_Blue

OFFICIAL TWTD AWARDS 2018 on 18:23 - Dec 23 by J2BLUE

Possibly Tweet of the Year right here. by monytowbray 18 Sep 2018 15:06
https://twitter.com/panmisthropist/status/1035507830290374662



One of the first posts.


Short but sweet, that thread had everything. Callis getting owned but then doubling down. Glassers introducimg antisemitism, but then u-turning it to bantz (ok, it was a genuine joke but I’m exercising some artistic licence here ). The ever-present Spruce and yourself adding the pithy running commentary. It’s TWTD in 3 pages.

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OFFICIAL TWTD AWARDS 2018 on 20:42 - Dec 23 with 5161 viewsDarth_Koont

OFFICIAL TWTD AWARDS 2018 on 17:51 - Dec 23 by ChiefXL

He moved to rural Derbyshire to run pub quizzes

True story


Always was a good lad that Cthulhu.

Is he doing OK?

Pronouns: He/Him

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OFFICIAL TWTD AWARDS 2018 on 21:54 - Dec 23 with 5133 viewsTIB

No “Best New Beer” award...I’ll see myself out

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OFFICIAL TWTD AWARDS 2018 on 22:14 - Dec 23 with 5128 viewsJ2BLUE

OFFICIAL TWTD AWARDS 2018 on 21:54 - Dec 23 by TIB

No “Best New Beer” award...I’ll see myself out


Oh god, mate, we are so sorry, you're right.

Best new beer:




Cheers for reminding us TIB!

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OFFICIAL TWTD AWARDS 2018 on 07:08 - Dec 24 with 5034 viewsBenters2

OFFICIAL TWTD AWARDS 2018 on 12:19 - Dec 22 by BanksterDebtSlave

1) Best overall poster of the year ....Guthers, the font of all knowledge.
2) Thread of the year ......the Rommers pigeon was a thing of beauty. The highlight for me was, despite the worry of fox attacks, leaving it some jam sandwiches.....what could possibly go wrong!
3) News story of the year .....Life of Tel
4) Most missed poster of the year ....obviously Joesoap and TLA, my life will always be that little bit poorer for not meeting them.
5) Best new poster of the year ......fact not fiction
6) Most improved poster of the year ......Taximan
7) Best Admin of the year .....all a disappointment since the never ending pop up!
8) Chef of the year 
9) Argument of the year ....antisemitism
10) Busiest c**t of the year......(GnasherJew) GB for services to copying and pasting.
11) Funniest poster of the year 
12) Ultimate WTF moment ......rock-gate
13) Best blub ......all Remainers almost all of the time!
14) Underappreciated Poster of the Year .....Benters (in relation to butts) Similarly WKJ's butt and other efforts.
15) Post of the year ......anything Rommers put about his pigeon.
16) Football post of the year......Hurst gone.

......and ultimate proof of why left and right hate @narchists (even plastic ones)

[Post edited 22 Dec 2018 14:07]


Taximan says thanks for the mention.


Im pleased my waterbutts got a mention,you be pleased to know they are all full to the brim.

Happy Christmas.
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OFFICIAL TWTD AWARDS 2018 on 08:34 - Dec 24 with 5013 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

OFFICIAL TWTD AWARDS 2018 on 07:08 - Dec 24 by Benters2

Taximan says thanks for the mention.


Im pleased my waterbutts got a mention,you be pleased to know they are all full to the brim.

Happy Christmas.


Cheers Benters......same to you and happy gardening in 2019!

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OFFICIAL TWTD AWARDS 2018 on 09:48 - Dec 24 with 4984 viewsChiefXL

OFFICIAL TWTD AWARDS 2018 on 20:42 - Dec 23 by Darth_Koont

Always was a good lad that Cthulhu.

Is he doing OK?


Although I haven't spoken directly to him for a number of years I believe he is. Settled nicely with a lady and a young child, consuming copious amounts of craft ale judging from FB.

A fully paid up member of The HM.
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OFFICIAL TWTD AWARDS 2018 on 11:32 - Dec 24 with 4922 viewsDarth_Koont

OFFICIAL TWTD AWARDS 2018 on 09:48 - Dec 24 by ChiefXL

Although I haven't spoken directly to him for a number of years I believe he is. Settled nicely with a lady and a young child, consuming copious amounts of craft ale judging from FB.

A fully paid up member of The HM.


Cheers. Glad to hear it.

Pronouns: He/Him

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OFFICIAL TWTD AWARDS 2018 on 21:04 - Dec 27 with 4598 viewsSarge

OFFICIAL TWTD AWARDS 2018 on 12:28 - Dec 21 by Warkystache

1) Best overall poster of the year- Guthrum, Steve M and Lucan
2) Thread of the year - Rommie's pigeon - was that this year?
3) News story of the year - Hurst sacked
4) Most missed poster of the year - TIB and JoeSoap - RIP both
5) Best new poster of the year - M14
6) Most improved poster of the year - Reuser - used to be a pain in the arse, now very funny
7) Best Admin of the year - The one my PA did when I forgot at 4.55pm on a Friday
8) Chef of the year - Jeera for his food genius - can he teach J2
9) Argument of the year - "Is Jordan Roberts any good up front?"
10) Busiest c**t of the year - Harry
11) Funniest poster of the year - for his services to 'Chas'n'Dave', it has to be Reuser
12) Ultimate WTF moment - Luke getting a girlfriend from Beccles, then giving me blow-by-blow details of his lovemaking skills
13) Best blub - Currie's unnatural hatred of Paul Hurst and the subsequent cold-shouldering he got on here
14) Underappreciated Poster of the Year - Callis. He's seldom appreciated but he provokes interest. I'd also like to give honourable mentions to Sarge and PJH for their excellence this year
15) Post of the year - 'Godolphin are buying Town'
16) Football post of the year - Mullet's away reports are a joy


Woah! I am honoured!
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