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Are you...Red sauce, Brown sauce, or no sauce at all.....
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Assumption is to make an ass out of you and me.
Those who assume they know you, when they don't are just guessing.
Those who assume and insist they know are daft and in denial.
Those who assume, insist, and deny the truth are plain stupid.
Those who assume, insist, deny the truth and tell YOU they know you (when they don't) have an IQ in the range of 35-49.
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"Imagine being a heterosexual white male in Britain at this moment. How bad is that. Everything you say is racist, everything you say is homophobic. The Woke community have really f****d this country."
Are you...Red sauce, Brown sauce, or no sauce at all..... on 20:04 - May 8 by WD19
No, no, no......you have to pick one and tribally stick to it, irrespective of circumstances at any moment of time. That's how modern sauce works.
Fook em then. No sauce. They're all sugary sh!te liquids anyway.
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"Imagine being a heterosexual white male in Britain at this moment. How bad is that. Everything you say is racist, everything you say is homophobic. The Woke community have really f****d this country."
Are you...Red sauce, Brown sauce, or no sauce at all..... on 20:12 - May 8 by Dubtractor
Depends what I'm eating. Fish and chips is tomato ketchup, but if sausages then it must be HP. BBQ sauce if its a burger.
Happy glass factory anniversary btw Dubbers
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"Imagine being a heterosexual white male in Britain at this moment. How bad is that. Everything you say is racist, everything you say is homophobic. The Woke community have really f****d this country."
Are you...Red sauce, Brown sauce, or no sauce at all..... on 20:16 - May 8 by Dubtractor
Is it today? Damn, I'd have celebrated if I'd known.
Did you realise that I'm proper senior management now? That glass trip paid off in the long run.
I didn't realise! Good job!
I hope you have instructed RC to amend his accent to something more suitable for Suffolk.
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"Imagine being a heterosexual white male in Britain at this moment. How bad is that. Everything you say is racist, everything you say is homophobic. The Woke community have really f****d this country."
Are you...Red sauce, Brown sauce, or no sauce at all..... on 20:07 - May 8 by footers
Brown sauce ftw.
One of Britain's best inventions.
HP sauce is now made in and imported from the Netherlands. We have been culturally appropriated by the Dutchies famous for their paucity of meal time condiments.
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Are you...Red sauce, Brown sauce, or no sauce at all..... on 20:34 - May 8 with 2796 views
Are you...Red sauce, Brown sauce, or no sauce at all..... on 20:30 - May 8 by brogansnose
HP sauce is now made in and imported from the Netherlands. We have been culturally appropriated by the Dutchies famous for their paucity of meal time condiments.
They've changed it to a low-salt recipe too, buh!
Although I did not know that... Hmm. Well, if you were going to leave the manufacture of one of our most precious products to any nation the Dutch must be up there. Their clinical nature will stay true to the recipe.
footers KC - Prosecution Barrister - Friend to all
Are you...Red sauce, Brown sauce, or no sauce at all..... on 20:34 - May 8 by footers
They've changed it to a low-salt recipe too, buh!
Although I did not know that... Hmm. Well, if you were going to leave the manufacture of one of our most precious products to any nation the Dutch must be up there. Their clinical nature will stay true to the recipe.
Reduced the salt level ? I'm going to have to balance that up with an extra rasher of bacon in a sandwich now.
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Are you...Red sauce, Brown sauce, or no sauce at all..... on 21:07 - May 8 with 2757 views
Are you...Red sauce, Brown sauce, or no sauce at all..... on 20:30 - May 8 by brogansnose
HP sauce is now made in and imported from the Netherlands. We have been culturally appropriated by the Dutchies famous for their paucity of meal time condiments.
I had a jar of Colemans mustard on it was printed made in the Netherlands.
For what it's worth Brown sauce on a sausage sarnie tomato on a bacon one
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Red sauce, Brown sauce, or no sauce at all..TWTD Sausage Sandwich game..... on 08:44 - May 9 with 2612 views
Are you...Red sauce, Brown sauce, or no sauce at all..... on 08:42 - May 9 by Leaky
I had a jar of Colemans mustard on it was printed made in the Netherlands.
For what it's worth Brown sauce on a sausage sarnie tomato on a bacon one
Although the Netherlands was the last nation to successfully invade Britain so I guess there is still something patriotic about HP sauce and Coleman's mustard (mind you we lost the Irish Republic two hundred and thirty years later so be careful with those sauces).
Are you...Red sauce, Brown sauce, or no sauce at all..... on 20:30 - May 8 by brogansnose
HP sauce is now made in and imported from the Netherlands. We have been culturally appropriated by the Dutchies famous for their paucity of meal time condiments.
Colemans taken over by Unilever Unilever moving stuff from the UK to NL
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Are you...Red sauce, Brown sauce, or no sauce at all..... on 15:24 - May 9 with 2401 views
Are you...Red sauce, Brown sauce, or no sauce at all..... on 13:44 - May 9 by No9
Colemans taken over by Unilever Unilever moving stuff from the UK to NL
Not quite according to Wikipedia:
'In January 2018, it was announced that Colman's was to leave its base in Norwich where the condiment has been produced for 160 years and would move its production to Burton-on-Trent and Germany.[6]'
Are you...Red sauce, Brown sauce, or no sauce at all..... on 09:03 - May 9 by WeWereZombies
Although the Netherlands was the last nation to successfully invade Britain so I guess there is still something patriotic about HP sauce and Coleman's mustard (mind you we lost the Irish Republic two hundred and thirty years later so be careful with those sauces).
So if l
understand you correctly from a historical point of view Colemans should have sponsored Celtic rather than the mob up the road
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Red sauce, Brown sauce, or no sauce at all..TWTD Sausage Sandwich game..... on 14:37 - May 11 with 2254 views
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