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Spoke to my friend in Italy just now 13:22 - Mar 13 with 13596 viewsLord_Lucan

They are now being told that if they go out other than for food or medicine they face up to three years in jail.

No one on the streets, only police and military.


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Spoke to my friend in Italy just now on 13:59 - Mar 13 with 2858 viewsNewcyBlue

Spoke to my friend in Italy just now on 13:58 - Mar 13 by footers

There are some charities accepting donations now, and every penne helps.


I can’t wait until we get pasta this
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Spoke to my friend in Italy just now on 13:59 - Mar 13 with 2851 viewsJ2BLUE

Spoke to my friend in Italy just now on 13:52 - Mar 13 by Lord_Lucan

I know.

My friend isn't permitted to visit his grandparents.


Might be worth preparing our elderly while we have time, especially if they live alone.

Temporary internet for those without it like my nan. A few lessons on Skype on a cheap tablet like a Kindle Fire etc.

Would be a hell of a lot better than nothing.

Truly impaired.
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Spoke to my friend in Italy just now on 14:01 - Mar 13 with 2843 viewsfooters

Spoke to my friend in Italy just now on 13:59 - Mar 13 by NewcyBlue

I can’t wait until we get pasta this
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Where would us Brits be without our sense of humour in times of crisis. Hope the Germans are holding up and laughs aren't being rationed at usual levels.

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Spoke to my friend in Italy just now on 14:02 - Mar 13 with 2831 viewsNewcyBlue

Spoke to my friend in Italy just now on 14:01 - Mar 13 by footers

Where would us Brits be without our sense of humour in times of crisis. Hope the Germans are holding up and laughs aren't being rationed at usual levels.


I’m going with a virus themed dish for dinner tonight

Macaroni and sneeze

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Spoke to my friend in Italy just now on 14:04 - Mar 13 with 2816 viewsLord_Lucan

Spoke to my friend in Italy just now on 13:52 - Mar 13 by footers

I'm sorry, but you'll need to include a pasta pun or remove the post.


Yes, sorry. You know I am an idiot.

I cannelloni help it

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Spoke to my friend in Italy just now on 14:05 - Mar 13 with 2805 viewsRyorry

Spoke to my friend in Italy just now on 13:56 - Mar 13 by Ftnfwest

i tried getting through but there was just a rigatone


Could you tag li into that convo or telle me about it in due course pls, ta 👍

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Spoke to my friend in Italy just now on 14:07 - Mar 13 with 2800 viewsmonytowbray

May I add this virus is all because of you bloody people who insist on still eating animals?!


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Spoke to my friend in Italy just now on 14:08 - Mar 13 with 2776 viewsHerbivore

Spoke to my friend in Italy just now on 14:01 - Mar 13 by footers

Where would us Brits be without our sense of humour in times of crisis. Hope the Germans are holding up and laughs aren't being rationed at usual levels.


We survive by taking the pizza.

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Spoke to my friend in Italy just now on 14:08 - Mar 13 with 2775 viewsJ2BLUE

Spoke to my friend in Italy just now on 14:07 - Mar 13 by monytowbray

May I add this virus is all because of you bloody people who insist on still eating animals?!



Yea eat lentils you *****

Truly impaired.
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Spoke to my friend in Italy just now on 14:08 - Mar 13 with 2773 viewsjeera

Spoke to my friend in Italy just now on 13:50 - Mar 13 by Herbivore

Not ideal to be stuck indoors with someone who has a short fussili either.


Hopefully they have plenty on the ol' tagliatelle to keep them occupied.

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Spoke to my friend in Italy just now on 14:09 - Mar 13 with 2773 viewsNewcyBlue

Spoke to my friend in Italy just now on 14:08 - Mar 13 by J2BLUE

Yea eat lentils you *****


Do you know what the difference is between a lentil and a chickpea?

I haven’t paid $20 to have a lentil on my chest....

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Spoke to my friend in Italy just now on 14:11 - Mar 13 with 2755 viewsmonytowbray

Spoke to my friend in Italy just now on 14:09 - Mar 13 by NewcyBlue

Do you know what the difference is between a lentil and a chickpea?

I haven’t paid $20 to have a lentil on my chest....


Mrs Newcy wasn’t up for it then?

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Spoke to my friend in Italy just now on 14:11 - Mar 13 with 2753 viewsjeera

Spoke to my friend in Italy just now on 14:07 - Mar 13 by monytowbray

May I add this virus is all because of you bloody people who insist on still eating animals?!



No.

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Spoke to my friend in Italy just now on 14:11 - Mar 13 with 2751 viewsJ2BLUE

Spoke to my friend in Italy just now on 14:09 - Mar 13 by NewcyBlue

Do you know what the difference is between a lentil and a chickpea?

I haven’t paid $20 to have a lentil on my chest....


I was trying to think of that joke the other day. Well played.

Truly impaired.
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Spoke to my friend in Italy just now on 14:11 - Mar 13 with 2750 viewsNewcyBlue

Spoke to my friend in Italy just now on 14:11 - Mar 13 by monytowbray

Mrs Newcy wasn’t up for it then?


No, hence having to pay her...

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Spoke to my friend in Italy just now on 14:14 - Mar 13 with 2733 viewsHerbivore

Spoke to my friend in Italy just now on 14:08 - Mar 13 by jeera

Hopefully they have plenty on the ol' tagliatelle to keep them occupied.


Just a load of spaghetti westerns.

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Spoke to my friend in Italy just now on 14:17 - Mar 13 with 2716 viewsvapour_trail

Spoke to my friend in Italy just now on 13:48 - Mar 13 by Herbivore

I suspect the country would be run a lot better by the TWTD hive mind than by the current government.


Hmm dunno about that, most of us are fcking idiots.

Trailing vapour since 1999.
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Spoke to my friend in Italy just now on 14:23 - Mar 13 with 2692 viewsHerbivore

Spoke to my friend in Italy just now on 14:17 - Mar 13 by vapour_trail

Hmm dunno about that, most of us are fcking idiots.


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Spoke to my friend in Italy just now on 14:23 - Mar 13 with 2710 viewsLord_Lucan

I think this is important to mention as it stands to reason that people are genuinely concerned.

Despite the numbers they have out there, matey says that he only knows one person who has had the virus and they are now fine and dandy.

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Spoke to my friend in Italy just now on 14:26 - Mar 13 with 2684 viewsDyland

Spoke to my friend in Italy just now on 14:23 - Mar 13 by Lord_Lucan

I think this is important to mention as it stands to reason that people are genuinely concerned.

Despite the numbers they have out there, matey says that he only knows one person who has had the virus and they are now fine and dandy.


Conversely, I know someone whose mum's (healthy) pal died earlier this week after having had it for five days.

Not to panic people, just to stave off complacency cos plenty of peeps here are really blase, and that's dangerous.

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Spoke to my friend in Italy just now on 14:27 - Mar 13 with 2664 viewshoppy

Spoke to my friend in Italy just now on 13:59 - Mar 13 by NewcyBlue

I can’t wait until we get pasta this
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I reckon there's a fair bit more to un-ravioli before we see the end of it all.

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Spoke to my friend in Italy just now on 14:30 - Mar 13 with 2658 viewsLord_Lucan

Spoke to my friend in Italy just now on 14:26 - Mar 13 by Dyland

Conversely, I know someone whose mum's (healthy) pal died earlier this week after having had it for five days.

Not to panic people, just to stave off complacency cos plenty of peeps here are really blase, and that's dangerous.


Oh dear, that's terrible.

I mentioned previously that I don't care about myself and to be honest and brutal my wife and mother are both on the expendable list as we have had our life but I do worry sh1tless about my kids and grandchild - but one has to put on a brave face!

“Hello, I'm your MP. Actually I'm not. I'm your candidate. Gosh.” Boris Johnson canvassing in Henley, 2005.
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Spoke to my friend in Italy just now on 14:31 - Mar 13 with 2634 viewsGaryCooper

Spoke to my friend in Italy just now on 13:52 - Mar 13 by footers

I'm sorry, but you'll need to include a pasta pun or remove the post.


Are puttanesca's allowed to offer Gnocchi?
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Spoke to my friend in Italy just now on 14:46 - Mar 13 with 2594 viewsSwansea_Blue

Spoke to my friend in Italy just now on 14:07 - Mar 13 by monytowbray

May I add this virus is all because of you bloody people who insist on still eating animals?!



oh, well played. Peak TWTD

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Spoke to my friend in Italy just now on 14:49 - Mar 13 with 2584 viewssoupytwist

Spoke to my friend in Italy just now on 14:01 - Mar 13 by footers

Where would us Brits be without our sense of humour in times of crisis. Hope the Germans are holding up and laughs aren't being rationed at usual levels.


I think it's a bit farfalle fetched to think that the Germans will be treating this in the same frivolous fashion.
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