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Mrs Badger has invented a new game for lockdown. 07:09 - Apr 6 with 982 viewsBlueBadger

Its called 'why are you doing it that way?' and believe me, there's no winners.

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Mrs Badger has invented a new game for lockdown. on 07:12 - Apr 6 with 969 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

.....and what exactly were you doing to Mrs Badger?

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Mrs Badger has invented a new game for lockdown. on 07:23 - Apr 6 with 940 viewsNewcyBlue

That’s a classic. It’s a long the lines of “do you have to?” Which can be asked at any time, usually when you’re doing something innocuous such as breathing, or sitting down doing nothing at all.

My only suggestion, if you don’t want to murder her, is just to apologise profusely.

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Mrs Badger has invented a new game for lockdown. on 07:31 - Apr 6 with 918 viewsMoriarty

That game, Bluebadger, is for beginners.

The more advanced game is “why did you do it that way” or “you should have done it the other way” which are played after you did it exactly how she asked.
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Mrs Badger has invented a new game for lockdown. on 09:02 - Apr 6 with 817 viewsfactual_blue

Mrs Badger has invented a new game for lockdown. on 07:12 - Apr 6 by BanksterDebtSlave

.....and what exactly were you doing to Mrs Badger?


Badgering her?

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Mrs Badger has invented a new game for lockdown. on 10:22 - Apr 6 with 744 viewsfactual_blue

Medical question for you.

Given the opportunity to carry out a battery of medical tests on boris, which ones would you select, and how many pairs of elbow-length rubber gloves would you need?

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Mrs Badger has invented a new game for lockdown. on 10:23 - Apr 6 with 738 viewsKeno

have you got to the 'but you know that doesn't go there' stage yet?

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Mrs Badger has invented a new game for lockdown. on 10:24 - Apr 6 with 736 viewsmonytowbray

She's trying to teach you how to give her an orgasm mate, just follow her instructions.

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Mrs Badger has invented a new game for lockdown. on 10:25 - Apr 6 with 733 viewsfactual_blue

Have you tried the 'I need a new part, but the shops are closed and Amazon is out of stock' gambit?

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Mrs Badger has invented a new game for lockdown. on 11:45 - Apr 6 with 672 viewshoppy

Mrs Badger has invented a new game for lockdown. on 10:25 - Apr 6 by factual_blue

Have you tried the 'I need a new part, but the shops are closed and Amazon is out of stock' gambit?


Don't you just go to your local pharmacy?

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Mrs Badger has invented a new game for lockdown. on 11:52 - Apr 6 with 659 viewsbefxblue

I like when you get asked "what do you think we should have for dinner tonight?", without realising there is a correct answer that she already knows.
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Mrs Badger has invented a new game for lockdown. on 11:53 - Apr 6 with 658 viewsbritbiker

Mrs Badger has invented a new game for lockdown. on 10:23 - Apr 6 by Keno

have you got to the 'but you know that doesn't go there' stage yet?


Its still not as bad as the 'your mate does it better' stage.
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Mrs Badger has invented a new game for lockdown. on 12:06 - Apr 6 with 629 viewsEwan_Oozami

Stock answer from me:

"I don't know, I'm an old bloke, what do you expect, Joe effing Wicks?"

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Mrs Badger has invented a new game for lockdown. on 13:10 - Apr 6 with 582 viewsC_HealyIsAPleasure

Mrs Badger has invented a new game for lockdown. on 11:52 - Apr 6 by befxblue

I like when you get asked "what do you think we should have for dinner tonight?", without realising there is a correct answer that she already knows.


Correct answer to that one is to turn it into a ‘game’ and get them to guess what you fancy, the first guess invariably being what they want

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