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I've gotta say, 'microwaving bacon' seems pretty heinous... 13:51 - Aug 21 with 1880 views

..and entirely sound reason for ditching someone.

https://www.thepoke.co.uk/2020/08/19/pettiest-reasons-for-dumping-someone/?fbcli

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I've gotta say, 'microwaving bacon' seems pretty heinous... on 13:54 - Aug 21 with 1871 views

footers

Mother does it - cuts the rind off and microwaves to perfection. I swear she smokes dope on the sly but I've never caught her. No one should be eating cold mashed potato sandwiches. It's wrong.

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I've gotta say, 'microwaving bacon' seems pretty heinous... on 13:57 - Aug 21 with 1858 views

BlueBadger

I've gotta say, 'microwaving bacon' seems pretty heinous... on 13:54 - Aug 21 by footers
Mother does it - cuts the rind off and microwaves to perfection. I swear she smokes dope on the sly but I've never caught her. No one should be eating cold mashed potato sandwiches. It's wrong.

Still, you still came out perfectly normal..

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I've gotta say, 'microwaving bacon' seems pretty heinous... on 13:59 - Aug 21 with 1849 views

jeera

"A guy who thought Val Kilmer was the best Batman."

Sounds fair enough tbh.

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I've gotta say, 'microwaving bacon' seems pretty heinous... on 14:00 - Aug 21 with 1846 views

footers

I've gotta say, 'microwaving bacon' seems pretty heinous... on 13:57 - Aug 21 by BlueBadger
Still, you still came out perfectly normal..

I may have my quirks but you won't find me watching Call the Midwife and eating from a tin of cold beans.

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I've gotta say, 'microwaving bacon' seems pretty heinous... on 14:01 - Aug 21 with 1835 views

BlueBadger

I've gotta say, 'microwaving bacon' seems pretty heinous... on 13:59 - Aug 21 by jeera
"A guy who thought Val Kilmer was the best Batman." Sounds fair enough tbh.

Likewise 'too many soft toys on the bed'.

Always the sign of a nutter.

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I've gotta say, 'microwaving bacon' seems pretty heinous... on 14:07 - Aug 21 with 1820 views

SouperJim

Here's mine: repeated misuse of the word "literally".

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I've gotta say, 'microwaving bacon' seems pretty heinous... on 14:09 - Aug 21 with 1812 views

Dyland

I've gotta say, 'microwaving bacon' seems pretty heinous... on 14:07 - Aug 21 by SouperJim
Here's mine: repeated misuse of the word "literally".

Hahahahahahaha! That made me literally laugh my head off!

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I've gotta say, 'microwaving bacon' seems pretty heinous... on 14:10 - Aug 21 with 1808 views

BlueBadger

I've gotta say, 'microwaving bacon' seems pretty heinous... on 14:07 - Aug 21 by SouperJim
Here's mine: repeated misuse of the word "literally".

That is quite literally a hanging offence.

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I've gotta say, 'microwaving bacon' seems pretty heinous... on 14:13 - Aug 21 with 1801 views

BrixtonBlue

Looking at some of the profile pics, there are some beggars that really shouldn't be choosers in that lot.

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I've gotta say, 'microwaving bacon' seems pretty heinous... on 14:42 - Aug 21 with 1737 views

Ewan_Oozami

I've gotta say, 'microwaving bacon' seems pretty heinous... on 13:54 - Aug 21 by footers
Mother does it - cuts the rind off and microwaves to perfection. I swear she smokes dope on the sly but I've never caught her. No one should be eating cold mashed potato sandwiches. It's wrong.

Sacrilege! And you half-Danish as well!!!!!

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I've gotta say, 'microwaving bacon' seems pretty heinous... on 14:42 - Aug 21 with 1740 views

factual_blue

Not sounding good for J2 then....

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I've gotta say, 'microwaving bacon' seems pretty heinous... on 14:48 - Aug 21 with 1722 views

footers

I've gotta say, 'microwaving bacon' seems pretty heinous... on 14:42 - Aug 21 by Ewan_Oozami
Sacrilege! And you half-Danish as well!!!!!

It may be her way of getting back at my dad. Hadn't thought of that! Being that she's Irish, it might explain the cold mash sarnies though.

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I've gotta say, 'microwaving bacon' seems pretty heinous... on 14:51 - Aug 21 with 1710 views

azuremerlangus

I've gotta say, 'microwaving bacon' seems pretty heinous... on 14:00 - Aug 21 by footers
I may have my quirks but you won't find me watching Call the Midwife and eating from a tin of cold beans.

I have to admit doing both but not at the same time.

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I've gotta say, 'microwaving bacon' seems pretty heinous... on 15:13 - Aug 21 with 1685 views

Keno

I've gotta say, 'microwaving bacon' seems pretty heinous... on 14:00 - Aug 21 by footers
I may have my quirks but you won't find me watching Call the Midwife and eating from a tin of cold beans.

can io just clarify you just wearing your undies while doing that?

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I've gotta say, 'microwaving bacon' seems pretty heinous... on 16:08 - Aug 21 with 1629 views

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I've gotta say, 'microwaving bacon' seems pretty heinous... on 14:09 - Aug 21 by Dyland
Hahahahahahaha! That made me literally laugh my head off!

Is that you Lucy?

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I've gotta say, 'microwaving bacon' seems pretty heinous... on 16:21 - Aug 21 with 1615 views

LankHenners

"The way he ate chips (fries, if you’re American). He would take a big handful and kinda push them all into his mouth at once, then sorta chomp down till he got to his fingers then stuff the rest in."

What's the problem there?

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I've gotta say, 'microwaving bacon' seems pretty heinous... on 16:24 - Aug 21 with 1604 views

jeera

I've gotta say, 'microwaving bacon' seems pretty heinous... on 16:21 - Aug 21 by LankHenners
"The way he ate chips (fries, if you’re American). He would take a big handful and kinda push them all into his mouth at once, then sorta chomp down till he got to his fingers then stuff the rest in." What's the problem there?

I could understand more if it was he who referred to them as 'fries', but as you say...

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I've gotta say, 'microwaving bacon' seems pretty heinous... on 16:28 - Aug 21 with 1603 views

TIB

Lad I lived with at uni in second year used to microwave frozen doner kebab meat he got from his parents chippy. It was literally part of his daily diet. Grim.

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I've gotta say, 'microwaving bacon' seems pretty heinous... on 18:54 - Aug 21 with 1536 views

IpswichBoyBlue

They use to sell bacon in a tin as well. Just wrong on every level.

I've gotta say, 'microwaving bacon' seems pretty heinous... on 19:11 - Aug 21 with 1521 views

jeera

I've gotta say, 'microwaving bacon' seems pretty heinous... on 16:28 - Aug 21 by TIB
Lad I lived with at uni in second year used to microwave frozen doner kebab meat he got from his parents chippy. It was literally part of his daily diet. Grim.

I'm still trying to work out how I feel about this one.

I like to eat as well as possible as a rule and can cook a bit all round.

But I'm not above a bit of scummy food behaviour from time to time. It definitely has its place.

That doner meat needs to be reheated in the oven or, if we are going full-on next day food trash, it needs to be fried in a pan.

Agree the microwave is not the answer on any level.

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I've gotta say, 'microwaving bacon' seems pretty heinous... on 20:05 - Aug 21 with 1486 views

Tangledupin_Blue

I've gotta say, 'microwaving bacon' seems pretty heinous... on 14:00 - Aug 21 by footers
I may have my quirks but you won't find me watching Call the Midwife and eating from a tin of cold beans.

Am not quite computing that. You write as if there is another way of eating beans...

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I've gotta say, 'microwaving bacon' seems pretty heinous... on 21:26 - Aug 21 with 1426 views

stonojnr

nowt wrong with microwaving bacon, 2mins30 its done, none of this hanging around for ages with the grill & then getting it burnt and all wrong :)

lets face it the majority of bacon sold in supermarkets is predominantly filled with water to make it look nicer in the packet and add weight, so unless youve bought your slices of bacon from a butcher, then frankly how you cook it matters ye not one bit

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