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Poll: Town's most cultured left foot ever?

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Contributions invited on 12:57 - Sep 15 with 2948 viewsPlums

Eton Mess
[Post edited 15 Sep 2020 13:09]

It's 106 miles to Portman Road, we've got a full tank of gas, half a round of Port Salut, it's dark... and we're wearing blue tinted sunglasses.
Poll: Which recent triallist should we have signed?

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Contributions invited on 12:59 - Sep 15 with 2935 viewsRyorry

I'll go with

"Diary of a fake PM" by Boris Johnson age 56 1/4

Edit - slightly tweaked but basically the same.
[Post edited 15 Sep 2020 20:50]

Poll: Town's most cultured left foot ever?

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Contributions invited on 13:00 - Sep 15 with 2933 viewsEJP

Contributions invited on 12:57 - Sep 15 by Plums

Eton Mess
[Post edited 15 Sep 2020 13:09]


Eats, shoots and leaves.
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Contributions invited on 13:00 - Sep 15 by EJP

Eats, shoots and leaves.


She should have seen me coming
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My Struggle

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Best prime minister ever

COYB
Poll: What will today’s 10 pager be
Blog: [Blog] One Year On

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Contributions invited on 13:03 - Sep 15 by SitfcB

Best prime minister ever


autobiographies are not works of fiction

though I'm sure fiction would be in keeping with Johnson's career
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Contributions invited on 13:07 - Sep 15 with 2896 viewsWeWereZombies

It's already out there:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/How_Not_to_Live_Your_Life

Also, bound to be an award winner:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Literary_Review#Bad_Sex_in_Fiction_Award

Poll: What was in Wes Burns' imaginary cup of tea ?

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Contributions invited on 13:10 - Sep 15 with 2878 viewshatch

Boris Johnson's Autobiography
U-turn the pages
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Contributions invited on 13:12 - Sep 15 with 2870 viewsWarkystache

Exeter by Cummings

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Blog: [Blog] It's Time the Club Pushed On

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Contributions invited on 13:12 - Sep 15 with 2869 viewsHARRY10

Contributions invited on 13:10 - Sep 15 by hatch

Boris Johnson's Autobiography
U-turn the pages


not me guv (it never is)
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Contributions invited on 14:26 - Sep 15 with 2804 viewsfactual_blue

'Being An Inept Liar'

Ta neige, Acadie, fait des larmes au soleil
Poll: Best at sniping
Blog: [Blog] The Shape We're In

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Contributions invited on 15:59 - Sep 15 with 2752 viewsDarth_Koont

Enough of the people,
Enough of the time

Pronouns: He/Him

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Contributions invited on 17:40 - Sep 15 with 2708 viewsHARRY10

Pig male lying
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Contributions invited on 17:49 - Sep 15 with 2701 viewsjaykay

straight outta of eton

forensic experts say footers and spruces fingerprints were not found at the scene after the weekends rows

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country killer

Has anyone ever looked at their own postings for last day or so? Oh my... so sorry. Was Ullaa
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Contributions invited on 18:08 - Sep 15 with 2689 viewscatch74

Maybe a Tolkien theme

3 Parts
‘Fellowship of the Ringpieces’
‘An Unexpected Journey’
‘The Desolation of Britain’

Poll: Who are the Numbskulls?

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Contributions invited on 18:09 - Sep 15 with 2689 viewsSwansea_Blue

CU*T


Fill in the blank yourselves ('scuse language to any youngsters out there - I'm obviously talking about the cult of Johnson ).

Poll: Do you think Pert is key to all of this?

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Contributions invited on 18:09 - Sep 15 by Swansea_Blue

CU*T


Fill in the blank yourselves ('scuse language to any youngsters out there - I'm obviously talking about the cult of Johnson ).


A senior civil servant some thirty years ago genuinely wanted to call an IT project Contributions Unit New Technology.

Fortunately it wasn't me who had to explain to her why that really wouldn't be a good idea.

Ta neige, Acadie, fait des larmes au soleil
Poll: Best at sniping
Blog: [Blog] The Shape We're In

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Contributions invited on 19:06 - Sep 15 with 2647 viewsfactual_blue

Darius, Stuart and Me: A Tale Of Friendship



(Look it up).

Ta neige, Acadie, fait des larmes au soleil
Poll: Best at sniping
Blog: [Blog] The Shape We're In

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Contributions invited on 20:43 - Sep 15 with 2597 viewsRyorry

Contributions invited on 17:40 - Sep 15 by HARRY10

Pig male lying


Clever.

Unlike him.

Poll: Town's most cultured left foot ever?

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Contributions invited on 20:46 - Sep 15 with 2587 viewsThe_Romford_Blue

‘Entire nation f**ked by one single BJ’

Poll: Would you take a draw tonight if offered right now?

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Contributions invited on 20:51 - Sep 15 with 2574 viewsMoriarty

“With Dom in a twix” (trying to play on dominatrix).

fka omuircheartaigh

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Contributions invited on 20:56 - Sep 15 with 2567 viewsRyorry

Contributions invited on 20:51 - Sep 15 by Moriarty

“With Dom in a twix” (trying to play on dominatrix).


Playing along with that theme -

"Puppet On A String"

subtitle "the dangled by Dom years"

Poll: Town's most cultured left foot ever?

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Contributions invited on 21:11 - Sep 15 with 2554 viewsHARRY10

Contributions invited on 20:43 - Sep 15 by Ryorry

Clever.

Unlike him.


thanks
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