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battenberg 11:02 - Jan 20 with 2139 viewsfactual_blue

abomination or cake?

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battenberg on 11:03 - Jan 20 with 2134 viewsfooters

Litmus test of good taste.

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battenberg on 11:10 - Jan 20 with 2115 viewsStokieBlue

battenberg on 11:03 - Jan 20 by footers

Litmus test of good taste.


I hadn't had one in decades and thought I liked it so I sampled one at F&M afternoon tea and can confirm it's awful.

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battenberg on 11:13 - Jan 20 with 2095 viewsfooters

battenberg on 11:10 - Jan 20 by StokieBlue

I hadn't had one in decades and thought I liked it so I sampled one at F&M afternoon tea and can confirm it's awful.

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Good man. That's one more for team #GoodTaste.

I mean, it does try to warn you with its awful garishness... and not to mention the fact it's wrapped in m*rz*p*n. Should be enough to ward anyone off really.

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battenberg on 11:20 - Jan 20 with 2088 viewsFtnfwest

cake, and probably a relation of the queen
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battenberg on 11:27 - Jan 20 with 2061 viewsEwan_Oozami

Is this just a check to make sure I'm still alive, Facters, old boy?

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battenberg on 11:34 - Jan 20 with 2050 viewshoppy

Last two words are superfluous.

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battenberg on 11:41 - Jan 20 with 2041 viewsEwan_Oozami

battenberg on 11:03 - Jan 20 by footers

Litmus test of good taste.


It's the beverage that is drunk with Battenberg that defines good taste - PG Tips: the height of sophistication, Earl Grey: total snob, Yorkshire Tea, philistine.....Coffee, unthinkable

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battenberg on 11:43 - Jan 20 with 2039 viewsGuthrum

Includes marzipan, therefore good.

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battenberg on 11:44 - Jan 20 with 2037 viewsfooters

battenberg on 11:41 - Jan 20 by Ewan_Oozami

It's the beverage that is drunk with Battenberg that defines good taste - PG Tips: the height of sophistication, Earl Grey: total snob, Yorkshire Tea, philistine.....Coffee, unthinkable


"Yorkshire Tea, philistine"

Are you just looking for a row or did you have some sort of tongue accident as a child?

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battenberg on 11:50 - Jan 20 with 2031 viewsEwan_Oozami

battenberg on 11:44 - Jan 20 by footers

"Yorkshire Tea, philistine"

Are you just looking for a row or did you have some sort of tongue accident as a child?


Going full Paz today....

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battenberg on 11:55 - Jan 20 with 2020 viewsMonkeyAlan

Only girls eat battenberg.
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battenberg on 12:01 - Jan 20 with 2019 viewsRadlett_blue

changed its name to Mountbatten.

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battenberg on 12:45 - Jan 20 with 1995 viewsazuremerlangus

Cake.

Efficiently shaped, colourful and can easily be broken into bite size chunks.

What more do you want?
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battenberg on 12:49 - Jan 20 with 1982 viewsChurchman

Cake. And a wonderful thing it is too. Always called window cake when I was a kid. Where this battenberg nonsense came from, I’ve no idea. It’s like call Nestles ‘Neslay’!
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battenberg on 13:05 - Jan 20 with 1971 viewsSharkey

I like the yellow bits, but not the pink.
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battenberg on 13:15 - Jan 20 with 1962 viewsWarkystache

battenberg on 11:43 - Jan 20 by Guthrum

Includes marzipan, therefore good.


I prefer Stollen for that cake-y marzipan hit.

Battenberg is what my nan used to serve on bone china plates with paper doilies whenever she had the WI meeting at her home. That and those Mr Kipling Country Slices, sort of fruit cake slices with sugar on top. And her homemade Victoria sponge which used a whole carton of cream and probably hastened a few WI'ers off the mortal coil.

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battenberg on 16:08 - Jan 20 with 1915 viewssolemio

battenberg on 12:45 - Jan 20 by azuremerlangus

Cake.

Efficiently shaped, colourful and can easily be broken into bite size chunks.

What more do you want?
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A nice taste?
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battenberg on 16:27 - Jan 20 with 1907 viewsOldsmoker

I thought Brexit meant that Battenburg was banned cos its EU.
Brexit really was a stupid idea if Battenburg is still available.

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battenberg on 16:30 - Jan 20 with 1902 viewsWeWereZombies

Food of the Gods

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battenberg on 21:18 - Jan 20 with 1857 viewsazuremerlangus

battenberg on 16:08 - Jan 20 by solemio

A nice taste?


It goes without saying - so I didn't.

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battenberg on 21:20 - Jan 20 with 1850 viewsSwansea_Blue

Is it a pie?

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battenberg on 21:53 - Jan 20 with 1834 viewssolemio

battenberg on 21:18 - Jan 20 by azuremerlangus

It goes without saying - so I didn't.


It goes without saying because it hasn't - got a nice taste.
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