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Chocolate Biscuits 17:37 - Mar 4 with 1669 viewswkj

I haven't had a cup of tea in 6 months, been slamming back the coffee (Been in Arizona trying to broker a deal for some property in suffolk)

Now I'm back in ol'Blighty and can get a nice cup of builders - I need to be reminded of the best choccy biscuit.

I am prepared to accept a risky dunk too...
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Chocolate Biscuits on 17:44 - Mar 4 with 1287 viewsChondzoresk

Milk Chocolate Hob Nob....just a quick dunk as they tend to disintegrate. Or...(I know it’s not chocolate) a nice Jacobs Fig Roll.
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Chocolate Biscuits on 17:46 - Mar 4 with 1276 viewsyoungy288

Chocolate Biscuits on 17:44 - Mar 4 by Chondzoresk

Milk Chocolate Hob Nob....just a quick dunk as they tend to disintegrate. Or...(I know it’s not chocolate) a nice Jacobs Fig Roll.


Bourbon all day long.
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Chocolate Biscuits on 17:48 - Mar 4 with 1270 viewswkj

Chocolate Biscuits on 17:46 - Mar 4 by youngy288

Bourbon all day long.


Bit too chocolatey for a dunk though, surely

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Chocolate Biscuits on 17:49 - Mar 4 with 1262 viewsyoungy288

Chocolate Biscuits on 17:48 - Mar 4 by wkj

Bit too chocolatey for a dunk though, surely


No it’s great, well as long as the tea is not like dish water!
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Chocolate Biscuits on 17:57 - Mar 4 with 1251 viewsMattinLondon

Tea is an awful drink, not quite as bad as coffee, but it comes close.
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Chocolate Biscuits on 17:59 - Mar 4 with 1242 viewsMullet

Not chocolatey, but the best thing for dunking is a wedge of Victoria Sponge.

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Chocolate Biscuits on 18:00 - Mar 4 with 1241 viewsBlueBadger

Chocolate Biscuits on 17:57 - Mar 4 by MattinLondon

Tea is an awful drink, not quite as bad as coffee, but it comes close.


I bet you you drink your 'stale white', 'latty' or 'expresso' with a slice of b*ttenberg as well, you filthy perv.

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Chocolate Biscuits on 18:03 - Mar 4 with 1237 viewsyoungy288

Chocolate Biscuits on 17:59 - Mar 4 by Mullet

Not chocolatey, but the best thing for dunking is a wedge of Victoria Sponge.


Doesn’t it fall apart?

Unrelated also I am guilty of dipping cold toast in my tea 🙄
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Chocolate Biscuits on 18:06 - Mar 4 with 1228 viewsMullet

Chocolate Biscuits on 18:03 - Mar 4 by youngy288

Doesn’t it fall apart?

Unrelated also I am guilty of dipping cold toast in my tea 🙄


I said dunk it not see if it's a witch!

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Chocolate Biscuits on 18:09 - Mar 4 with 1226 viewsGeoffSentence

Chocolate Biscuits on 17:44 - Mar 4 by Chondzoresk

Milk Chocolate Hob Nob....just a quick dunk as they tend to disintegrate. Or...(I know it’s not chocolate) a nice Jacobs Fig Roll.


Hob Nobs, schmob nobs. No proper biscuits are made of oats. Oats are fit only for horses and scotsmen.

Fig rolls are lovely, but not a dunker.

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Chocolate Biscuits on 18:14 - Mar 4 with 1216 viewsMattinLondon

Chocolate Biscuits on 18:00 - Mar 4 by BlueBadger

I bet you you drink your 'stale white', 'latty' or 'expresso' with a slice of b*ttenberg as well, you filthy perv.


No, expresso and all coffee related drinks are all awful.

And when I make tea I put the milk in first - there’s no difference whether or not you do it the ‘proper way’ or not.
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Chocolate Biscuits on 18:27 - Mar 4 with 1179 viewsMetal_Hacker

Fox’s chocolate cookies are robust little things

Work wonders for me in coffee. No “dropage”. Risk free

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Chocolate Biscuits on 18:35 - Mar 4 with 1168 viewsjeera

If we're going down that road, it has to be digestives.

Dark chocolate mind.

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Chocolate Biscuits on 18:45 - Mar 4 with 1156 viewsWeWereZombies

'Been in Arizona trying to broker a deal for some property in suffolk'?

Would this property be mainly grassy but with some facility on each side that allows the grassy bits to be looked down upon while seated?

Just forget the chocolate and settle for all butter shortbread fingers - the fat content will help wean you off Ranch sauce and Pop Tarts.

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Chocolate Biscuits on 19:06 - Mar 4 with 1128 viewsBehind_Enemy_Lines

Has to be the Chocolate hobknob but you need to double dunk by placing both chocolate sides facing each other, once grasped the extra weight in your fingers a 1-2 sec dunk and now be prepared for the texture and taste explosion going off at the same time.
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Chocolate Biscuits on 19:09 - Mar 4 with 1109 viewsChurchman

Chocolate Biscuits on 17:57 - Mar 4 by MattinLondon

Tea is an awful drink, not quite as bad as coffee, but it comes close.


Tea an awful drink? You really need to look in the mirror and have a good word with yourself.

It is the stuff of life. A return from abroad, a cold football match, anything and a decent cup of tea is an absolute must. Strong, no sugar. Fortnums is the nicest but Sainsbury’s Red Label, Aldi Diplomat or Yorkshire - all good.

Biscuit: no dunking. It doesn’t work and should be made punishable with a long prison sentence. A chocolate digestive alongside, not touching the cup obviously, is the perfect biscuit. With a couple more as back up if needed. If heresy has descended on your house and you don’t have any, a chocolate bourbon or even chocolate chip cookie will do.

Sorted. The end.
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Chocolate Biscuits on 19:55 - Mar 4 with 1078 viewsjeera

Chocolate Biscuits on 19:09 - Mar 4 by Churchman

Tea an awful drink? You really need to look in the mirror and have a good word with yourself.

It is the stuff of life. A return from abroad, a cold football match, anything and a decent cup of tea is an absolute must. Strong, no sugar. Fortnums is the nicest but Sainsbury’s Red Label, Aldi Diplomat or Yorkshire - all good.

Biscuit: no dunking. It doesn’t work and should be made punishable with a long prison sentence. A chocolate digestive alongside, not touching the cup obviously, is the perfect biscuit. With a couple more as back up if needed. If heresy has descended on your house and you don’t have any, a chocolate bourbon or even chocolate chip cookie will do.

Sorted. The end.


He's a funny one that Matt.

One day he's talking complete sense and then on another he comes out with that.

3 cups of tea in the morning before anything else for me.

Shortbread fingers go well but tend to trip you up when it comes to dunking.

You dunk the thing once and it comes out still too hard. Dip it in the tea once more and from nowhere it breaks and falls into the cup.

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Chocolate Biscuits on 20:16 - Mar 4 with 1052 viewsCoastalblue

Chocolate Biscuits on 18:35 - Mar 4 by jeera

If we're going down that road, it has to be digestives.

Dark chocolate mind.


This is a man of refined taste and etiquette who has supplied the correct answer.

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Chocolate Biscuits on 20:18 - Mar 4 with 1044 viewsMullet

Chocolate Biscuits on 20:16 - Mar 4 by Coastalblue

This is a man of refined taste and etiquette who has supplied the correct answer.


You realise who you've replied to right?

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Chocolate Biscuits on 20:20 - Mar 4 with 1039 viewswkj

Chocolate Biscuits on 19:55 - Mar 4 by jeera

He's a funny one that Matt.

One day he's talking complete sense and then on another he comes out with that.

3 cups of tea in the morning before anything else for me.

Shortbread fingers go well but tend to trip you up when it comes to dunking.

You dunk the thing once and it comes out still too hard. Dip it in the tea once more and from nowhere it breaks and falls into the cup.


How do you take your tea? That is the question. I have actually started taking my tea milk and have never enjoyed it with sugar - after a couple of weeks it didn't really taste much different to me.

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Chocolate Biscuits on 20:25 - Mar 4 with 1026 viewsCoastalblue

Chocolate Biscuits on 20:18 - Mar 4 by Mullet

You realise who you've replied to right?


Oh yes, I seed him cumin.

Can't backtrack now can I? Not on here, never!

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Chocolate Biscuits on 20:26 - Mar 4 with 1021 viewsMullet

Chocolate Biscuits on 20:25 - Mar 4 by Coastalblue

Oh yes, I seed him cumin.

Can't backtrack now can I? Not on here, never!


Don't try and curry favour with him.

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Chocolate Biscuits on 20:26 - Mar 4 with 1021 viewsChurchman

Chocolate Biscuits on 19:55 - Mar 4 by jeera

He's a funny one that Matt.

One day he's talking complete sense and then on another he comes out with that.

3 cups of tea in the morning before anything else for me.

Shortbread fingers go well but tend to trip you up when it comes to dunking.

You dunk the thing once and it comes out still too hard. Dip it in the tea once more and from nowhere it breaks and falls into the cup.


The shortbread biscuit is a lovely thing, but not dunked under any circumstances. The digestive has to be dark chocolate.

As for the tea, best made with filtered water, the milk goes in after its brewed.
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Chocolate Biscuits on 20:33 - Mar 4 with 1014 viewsyoungy288

Chocolate Biscuits on 20:26 - Mar 4 by Churchman

The shortbread biscuit is a lovely thing, but not dunked under any circumstances. The digestive has to be dark chocolate.

As for the tea, best made with filtered water, the milk goes in after its brewed.


I still stick with bourbon for chocolate choice however a jammie dodger is also a winner on the non chocolate choice.
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Chocolate Biscuits on 21:01 - Mar 4 with 989 viewsWeWereZombies

Chocolate Biscuits on 19:55 - Mar 4 by jeera

He's a funny one that Matt.

One day he's talking complete sense and then on another he comes out with that.

3 cups of tea in the morning before anything else for me.

Shortbread fingers go well but tend to trip you up when it comes to dunking.

You dunk the thing once and it comes out still too hard. Dip it in the tea once more and from nowhere it breaks and falls into the cup.


For shortbread fingers one long slow dunk and you will find that nothing matches them for consistency, and sated you will have no desire for a second dunk.

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