Non Divisive thread 17:21 - May 13 with 690 views | Cheltenham_Blue | Branstons. Original, Small Chunks or, Smooth |  |
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Non Divisive thread on 17:23 - May 13 with 680 views | clive_baker | The traditionalist in me says OG but let's be real, they are big chunks aren't they? I like the gold branding, but the chunk is that little bit too big for my liking. Small chunks is a sensible compromise position. |  |
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Non Divisive thread on 17:24 - May 13 with 669 views | Butterbing | Smooth? Yuk. Give me the original any day. |  | |  |
Non Divisive thread on 17:25 - May 13 with 660 views | Cheltenham_Blue |
Non Divisive thread on 17:23 - May 13 by clive_baker | The traditionalist in me says OG but let's be real, they are big chunks aren't they? I like the gold branding, but the chunk is that little bit too big for my liking. Small chunks is a sensible compromise position. |
See, I like the big chunks for that reason. Adds that chewiness to your cheese. Smooth is just an abomination, probably thought up my the inventor of Marmite. |  |
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Non Divisive thread on 17:26 - May 13 with 655 views | jeera |
Non Divisive thread on 17:23 - May 13 by clive_baker | The traditionalist in me says OG but let's be real, they are big chunks aren't they? I like the gold branding, but the chunk is that little bit too big for my liking. Small chunks is a sensible compromise position. |
"Small chunks is a sensible compromise position." He said non-divisive! |  |
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Non Divisive thread on 17:27 - May 13 with 650 views | eireblue | Agreed, nothing divisive here. Original and small chunks have there place in different situations. Smooth is a complete abomination, and people using it should be burned alive on the 5th of November instead of using a Guy. Anyone at Branstons responsible for smooth should be hunted down, and chucked on the first convenient pyre. |  | |  |
Non Divisive thread on 17:29 - May 13 with 640 views | chasing_crazy | Original in a proper cheese sandwich, small in a toasted one, done! |  | |  |
Non Divisive thread on 17:30 - May 13 with 640 views | Swansea_Blue |
Non Divisive thread on 17:24 - May 13 by Butterbing | Smooth? Yuk. Give me the original any day. |
Yep, not heard of smooth but that sounds wrong. But then we have chilli marmite now, so there's no accounting for lack of taste. |  |
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Non Divisive thread on 17:33 - May 13 with 627 views | Cheltenham_Blue |
Non Divisive thread on 17:29 - May 13 by chasing_crazy | Original in a proper cheese sandwich, small in a toasted one, done! |
In a toasted cheese sandwich? Interesting. Mrs Cheltenham_Blue may be getting a request tonight, after a cheese and pickle toastie. |  |
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Non Divisive thread on 17:38 - May 13 with 615 views | clive_baker |
Non Divisive thread on 17:27 - May 13 by eireblue | Agreed, nothing divisive here. Original and small chunks have there place in different situations. Smooth is a complete abomination, and people using it should be burned alive on the 5th of November instead of using a Guy. Anyone at Branstons responsible for smooth should be hunted down, and chucked on the first convenient pyre. |
I believe Branston is still owned by Mizkan (BSE based), so there's a chance those responsible are lurking. If so, as Eire says, hang your heads in shame. Perverts. [Post edited 13 May 2021 17:40]
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Non Divisive thread on 17:43 - May 13 with 597 views | Herbivore | Get them all in the bin. |  |
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Non Divisive thread on 17:43 - May 13 with 595 views | Dubtractor | Small chunks. Though the correct answer is Stokes Sticky Pickle. |  |
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Non Divisive thread on 17:43 - May 13 with 593 views | Cheltenham_Blue |
Non Divisive thread on 17:43 - May 13 by Herbivore | Get them all in the bin. |
Whoa! You're more of a Piccalilli guy? |  |
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Non Divisive thread on 17:44 - May 13 with 590 views | footers | Hold the phone, there's smooth Branston now? Right, that's it - off to do something drastic. |  |
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Non Divisive thread on 17:48 - May 13 with 579 views | Dubtractor |
Non Divisive thread on 17:44 - May 13 by footers | Hold the phone, there's smooth Branston now? Right, that's it - off to do something drastic. |
It is bloody terrible. We got some as a replacement item on a shopping delivery a while back. Would not recommend. |  |
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Non Divisive thread on 17:59 - May 13 with 564 views | eireblue |
Non Divisive thread on 17:48 - May 13 by Dubtractor | It is bloody terrible. We got some as a replacement item on a shopping delivery a while back. Would not recommend. |
Sorry to hear that, I can handle this. Just let me know which supermarket, I’ll get my matches, and send some appropriate stock image to the local press. |  | |  |
Non Divisive thread on 18:04 - May 13 with 554 views | Swansea_Blue |
Non Divisive thread on 17:59 - May 13 by eireblue | Sorry to hear that, I can handle this. Just let me know which supermarket, I’ll get my matches, and send some appropriate stock image to the local press. |
This sounds like a job for a Footers and BlueAction double team. It'd be like the blitz. |  |
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Non Divisive thread on 20:37 - May 13 with 510 views | J2BLUE | *sigh* You know where i'm going... |  |
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Non Divisive thread on 20:38 - May 13 with 506 views | greyhound |
Non Divisive thread on 17:24 - May 13 by Butterbing | Smooth? Yuk. Give me the original any day. |
Have you used it for a dipping sauce for cheese and onion crisps though |  | |  |
Non Divisive thread on 20:41 - May 13 with 497 views | powinswitch | Make my own. And HP sauce, and piccalilli. The ‘real thing’ have substituted poor quality cheap ingredients and added unnecessary additives. Have a go at making your own. It’s not that difficult and there are plenty of guides online. I particularly like those by a guy called Steve Owens. |  | |  |
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