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Apparently today is International Masturbation Day. 11:50 - May 28 with 4455 viewsBlueBadger

I was going to start a music thread about it, but I'm going to let you do it yourself.

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Sorry... too soon?


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There is the famous misheard lyric from Joseph and his amazing Technicolor Dreamcast which has Jason Donovan bashing our

I closed my eyes
Drew back my foreskin
And I knew for certain
Any dream will do

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Written specifically for the task in hand .
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There is the famous misheard lyric from Joseph and his amazing Technicolor Dreamcast which has Jason Donovan bashing our

I closed my eyes
Drew back my foreskin
And I knew for certain
Any dream will do


https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p07qf7xw

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The doctor said I should do it whenever I like. I think his exact words were - you could have a stroke at any time.


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This song is about being bored, lonely, and feeling like a complete loser. In an interview with VH1, lead singer Billie Joe Armstrong said: "I was just in a creative rut. I was in-between houses sleeping on people's couches. It's a song about trying not to feel pathetic and lonely. I didn't think that masturbation was really seen from the point of view that I was looking at it. In songs like 'Turning Japanese' it always seemed more about people pulling a pud or something. I was coming from a lonely guy's perspective: No girlfriend, no life, complete loser."

The lyrics refer to masturbation as means of escape: "Take me away to paradise." Lead singer Billie Joe describes his masturbation habits at the time as "chronic."

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