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How do I get into a bit of bullying? 18:43 - Jun 3 with 1929 viewsDubtractor

As one of the board's more vanilla members I feel I'm missing out on the more contentious stuff.

Any hints and tips appreciated.

Not sure I've ever had a proper falling out on here, I recall (unintentionally) upsetting Vic when I had a bad religion logo as an avatar for a bit.

Also, you're all a bunch of fannies.

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How do I get into a bit of bullying? on 18:45 - Jun 3 with 1901 viewsjeera

You're not allowed into the shaven group.

So don't even try until you get 'things' in order.

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How do I get into a bit of bullying? on 18:47 - Jun 3 with 1894 viewsgainsboroughblue

I've used this site for 20 years and the most controversial thing I've done is accidentally misrecall the end a Mich D'Avray goal was scored at in 1985.

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How do I get into a bit of bullying? on 18:48 - Jun 3 with 1876 viewsjeera

How do I get into a bit of bullying? on 18:47 - Jun 3 by gainsboroughblue

I've used this site for 20 years and the most controversial thing I've done is accidentally misrecall the end a Mich D'Avray goal was scored at in 1985.


People had just started to forget about that faux pas too.

Then you just had to didn't you?

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How do I get into a bit of bullying? on 18:48 - Jun 3 with 1875 viewsDanTheMan

As one of the OG members of the lefty bumfest (along with Funge), I feel I too am letting the side down.

I remember in my younger years upsetting jeera by being a bit cruel with a girl I ended up essentially ghosting, which was not very nice of me.

Sorry jeera.

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How do I get into a bit of bullying? on 18:50 - Jun 3 with 1852 viewsjeera

How do I get into a bit of bullying? on 18:48 - Jun 3 by DanTheMan

As one of the OG members of the lefty bumfest (along with Funge), I feel I too am letting the side down.

I remember in my younger years upsetting jeera by being a bit cruel with a girl I ended up essentially ghosting, which was not very nice of me.

Sorry jeera.


You and that elephant brain of yours.

I can't even remember it properly and yet you throw that at me every 5 years or so.

I bet she was really nice too.

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How do I get into a bit of bullying? on 18:51 - Jun 3 with 1845 viewsDanTheMan

How do I get into a bit of bullying? on 18:50 - Jun 3 by jeera

You and that elephant brain of yours.

I can't even remember it properly and yet you throw that at me every 5 years or so.

I bet she was really nice too.


She was alright actually, just got very full on very quickly which I was not prepared for so I took the cowards way out.

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How do I get into a bit of bullying? on 18:54 - Jun 3 with 1827 viewsSpruceMoose

How do I get into a bit of bullying? on 18:51 - Jun 3 by DanTheMan

She was alright actually, just got very full on very quickly which I was not prepared for so I took the cowards way out.


You faked your own death?

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How do I get into a bit of bullying? on 18:57 - Jun 3 with 1813 viewsDanTheMan

How do I get into a bit of bullying? on 18:54 - Jun 3 by SpruceMoose

You faked your own death?


Correct.

I'm speaking to you from beyond the grave.

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How do I get into a bit of bullying? on 18:58 - Jun 3 with 1807 viewsDubtractor

How do I get into a bit of bullying? on 18:45 - Jun 3 by jeera

You're not allowed into the shaven group.

So don't even try until you get 'things' in order.


I shave my head close enough that anyone who doesn't know me might think I'm hard, and that's enough shaving imo.

For the avoidance of doubt, I most definitely am not hard.

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How do I get into a bit of bullying? on 18:59 - Jun 3 with 1800 viewsvapour_trail

How do I get into a bit of bullying? on 18:48 - Jun 3 by DanTheMan

As one of the OG members of the lefty bumfest (along with Funge), I feel I too am letting the side down.

I remember in my younger years upsetting jeera by being a bit cruel with a girl I ended up essentially ghosting, which was not very nice of me.

Sorry jeera.


I think I’m an OG as well. Long since retired though. Ran out of lube.

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How do I get into a bit of bullying? on 19:01 - Jun 3 with 1799 viewshoppy

I’m a bit busy at the moment, but I’ll try and give you a few tips and pointers when I get a chance... as you know, I’m one of the biggest bullies on here.

If that’s ok? Sorry to be an inconvenience.

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How do I get into a bit of bullying? on 19:04 - Jun 3 with 1787 viewsDanTheMan

How do I get into a bit of bullying? on 18:59 - Jun 3 by vapour_trail

I think I’m an OG as well. Long since retired though. Ran out of lube.


I forget who was about that night. I seem to remember that Ely_Blue (apologies if it wasn't you Ely) lost it a bit and it all went from there.

Also, as you well know, we have plenty of lube supplied. We get it on bulk discount.
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How do I get into a bit of bullying? on 19:14 - Jun 3 with 1754 viewsDubtractor

How do I get into a bit of bullying? on 19:04 - Jun 3 by DanTheMan

I forget who was about that night. I seem to remember that Ely_Blue (apologies if it wasn't you Ely) lost it a bit and it all went from there.

Also, as you well know, we have plenty of lube supplied. We get it on bulk discount.
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I was at a work conference a year or so ago, and no word of a lie, the main event sponsor was a company called Brolube.

Cue every presenter, who was duty bound to thank them by name, trying their best to keep a straight face.

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How do I get into a bit of bullying? on 19:15 - Jun 3 with 1741 viewsDanTheMan

How do I get into a bit of bullying? on 19:14 - Jun 3 by Dubtractor

I was at a work conference a year or so ago, and no word of a lie, the main event sponsor was a company called Brolube.

Cue every presenter, who was duty bound to thank them by name, trying their best to keep a straight face.


And now that is in my Google search history.

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How do I get into a bit of bullying? on 19:20 - Jun 3 with 1717 viewsDubtractor

How do I get into a bit of bullying? on 19:15 - Jun 3 by DanTheMan

And now that is in my Google search history.


Sorry.

Not sorry.

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How do I get into a bit of bullying? on 21:27 - Jun 3 with 1628 viewsfactual_blue

Everybody has you on ignore though.

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How do I get into a bit of bullying? on 21:33 - Jun 3 with 1603 viewsMullet

How do I get into a bit of bullying? on 19:14 - Jun 3 by Dubtractor

I was at a work conference a year or so ago, and no word of a lie, the main event sponsor was a company called Brolube.

Cue every presenter, who was duty bound to thank them by name, trying their best to keep a straight face.


Work conference indeed

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How do I get into a bit of bullying? on 21:33 - Jun 3 with 1604 viewseireblue

How do I get into a bit of bullying? on 18:58 - Jun 3 by Dubtractor

I shave my head close enough that anyone who doesn't know me might think I'm hard, and that's enough shaving imo.

For the avoidance of doubt, I most definitely am not hard.


What if I jiggle this, does that help, a semi surely?
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How do I get into a bit of bullying? on 21:35 - Jun 3 with 1592 viewsfooters

The weakest targets make the most satisfying victims.

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How do I get into a bit of bullying? on 21:39 - Jun 3 with 1575 viewsDubtractor

How do I get into a bit of bullying? on 21:35 - Jun 3 by footers

The weakest targets make the most satisfying victims.


Aha.

This has just reminded me, I once bumped into Marc Fowler at a game, and approached him to say hello. He looked genuinely scared, mumbled something under his breath, and walked away.

Not saying Marc is weak, but I think he definitely felt like a victim at that moment.

Also, lesson for all, don't use your actual pic as your avatar on TWTD, otherwise I WILL come and say hello.

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How do I get into a bit of bullying? on 21:39 - Jun 3 with 1570 viewsfactual_blue

How do I get into a bit of bullying? on 18:48 - Jun 3 by jeera

People had just started to forget about that faux pas too.

Then you just had to didn't you?


It's a wonder Phil didn't ban him on the first occasion.

Can't see him being so lenient this time...

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How do I get into a bit of bullying? on 21:42 - Jun 3 with 1558 viewsRocky

I haven't had a proper argument on here for years.
I recall having late night squabbles with the likes of Warky and the Dalai Farmer - about nothing in particular - just for the sake of a good shout at each other.
I tend to agree with people these days.
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How do I get into a bit of bullying? on 22:59 - Jun 3 with 1487 viewsMelford

When I first came on here I was a right wind-up merchant, very left-wing and gobby about it. That's why I've always had this avatar, from someone back then calling me the "Wolfie Smith of Melford" In the TG, Warky, Mariner, Inter, Blueas days I was bit mouthy and used to regularly post stuff to wind people right up.

Never got any sh*t from them but got a few weird PMs from random people that ended up with that one who e-mailed my boss that time. Since then I've barely posted on politics and don't go on hereon the wind -up any more. I keep out of it all now on social media altogether, all I share now is old music and football.

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How do I get into a bit of bullying? on 07:17 - Jun 4 with 1389 viewsMullet

How do I get into a bit of bullying? on 22:59 - Jun 3 by Melford

When I first came on here I was a right wind-up merchant, very left-wing and gobby about it. That's why I've always had this avatar, from someone back then calling me the "Wolfie Smith of Melford" In the TG, Warky, Mariner, Inter, Blueas days I was bit mouthy and used to regularly post stuff to wind people right up.

Never got any sh*t from them but got a few weird PMs from random people that ended up with that one who e-mailed my boss that time. Since then I've barely posted on politics and don't go on hereon the wind -up any more. I keep out of it all now on social media altogether, all I share now is old music and football.


The cowardly scumbags are precious aren’t they?

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