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The toilet lid, underrated piece of kit 12:23 - Jun 19 with 2154 viewsPendejo

In my house I believe I am the only inhabitant that always closes the lid after making a deposit in the porcelain bank.

There are a few reasons it exists, and it's definitely not to stand upon whilst fixing something to the wall (Mrs P)...

Youngest offspring discovered another reason for why it's there earlier as she fumbled her toothbrush and scored a boghole bullseye.

One of the paradoxes that Mrs P comes up with is, she doesn't like me drinking water from bathroom sink due to all sorts of droplet nastiness eminating from the bog, yet is happy to have the toothbrushes sitting in a cup just above said bog and is an offender for not closing the lid.

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The toilet lid, underrated piece of kit on 10:52 - Jun 20 with 564 viewsBbmaj

The toilet lid, underrated piece of kit on 10:48 - Jun 20 by hoppy

That’s an odd thing when you think about it… when people had fabric toilet seat covers… just imagine the germ infested environment that must’ve created!


Not to mention a lovely splash catcher rug to stand on. At least the soles of your feet would be warm.
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The toilet lid, underrated piece of kit on 10:56 - Jun 20 with 560 viewsTractorWood

The toilet lid, underrated piece of kit on 14:44 - Jun 19 by CBBlue

There's no way in the world I would ever consider opening a shut loo lid in a public toilet *shudder*, I'd walk straight back out and find another cubicle. As it is I use loo paper to lock the door and to press the flush and will hover so no part of my body touches the actual toilet.


I always use loo roll to operate the seat up and down. Just habit but it comes from logic.

I know that was then, but it could be again..
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The toilet lid, underrated piece of kit on 12:07 - Jun 20 with 529 viewsRyorry

The toilet lid, underrated piece of kit on 10:43 - Jun 20 by WeWereZombies

I once dashed up the stairs in my Mum's house desperate for a piss after a long and traffic heavy drive from London. Instant relief was followed by puzzlement in not hearing the sound of urine on water and looked down to find that I was peeing on the toilet lid that my sister-in-law had studiously closed. Well, on the fabric of the toilet seat cover actually. Which I suppose is better as it soaked it up and could be removed for a quick and guilty launder in the sink.


In the *sink*? 😱

This forum is bizarrely obsessed with the waste products of human food consumption - sociologists and anthropologists could spend their entire working lives here conducting studies 😂

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The toilet lid, underrated piece of kit on 12:11 - Jun 20 with 527 viewshoppy

The toilet lid, underrated piece of kit on 12:07 - Jun 20 by Ryorry

In the *sink*? 😱

This forum is bizarrely obsessed with the waste products of human food consumption - sociologists and anthropologists could spend their entire working lives here conducting studies 😂


They’d join many others who have spent their entire working lives here…

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The toilet lid, underrated piece of kit on 12:13 - Jun 20 with 527 viewsWeWereZombies

The toilet lid, underrated piece of kit on 12:07 - Jun 20 by Ryorry

In the *sink*? 😱

This forum is bizarrely obsessed with the waste products of human food consumption - sociologists and anthropologists could spend their entire working lives here conducting studies 😂


I think it may have been the kitchen sink rather than the bathroom sink if that gives you any comfort...

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The toilet lid, underrated piece of kit on 12:18 - Jun 20 with 518 viewsRyorry

The toilet lid, underrated piece of kit on 12:13 - Jun 20 by WeWereZombies

I think it may have been the kitchen sink rather than the bathroom sink if that gives you any comfort...


😱

That's 10 x *worse*!!

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The toilet lid, underrated piece of kit on 12:26 - Jun 20 with 508 viewsBbmaj

The toilet lid, underrated piece of kit on 12:13 - Jun 20 by WeWereZombies

I think it may have been the kitchen sink rather than the bathroom sink if that gives you any comfort...


If that’s where we are going, what’s the etiquette on pissing in a sink?

Asking on behalf of a long lost friend.
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The toilet lid, underrated piece of kit (n/t) on 12:27 - Jun 20 with 506 viewsLord_Lucan

The toilet lid, underrated piece of kit on 12:26 - Jun 20 by Bbmaj

If that’s where we are going, what’s the etiquette on pissing in a sink?

Asking on behalf of a long lost friend.


I generally p1ss in the sink on a train, I am loathe to go near their toilets.
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The toilet lid, underrated piece of kit on 12:44 - Jun 20 with 489 viewsWeWereZombies

The toilet lid, underrated piece of kit on 12:26 - Jun 20 by Bbmaj

If that’s where we are going, what’s the etiquette on pissing in a sink?

Asking on behalf of a long lost friend.




Saw them twice in the Seventies...and, yes, they did sound how they look.

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The toilet lid, underrated piece of kit on 12:46 - Jun 20 with 485 viewshoppy

The toilet lid, underrated piece of kit on 12:44 - Jun 20 by WeWereZombies



Saw them twice in the Seventies...and, yes, they did sound how they look.


That begs the question… a second time?

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The toilet lid, underrated piece of kit on 12:50 - Jun 20 with 476 viewsEdwardStone

The toilet lid, underrated piece of kit on 12:44 - Jun 20 by WeWereZombies



Saw them twice in the Seventies...and, yes, they did sound how they look.


Crikey....that's a blast from my past. I never saw them play live, but I purchased both their albums and thought they were fantastic

Moved the Dishes was my fave track
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The toilet lid, underrated piece of kit on 12:51 - Jun 20 with 477 viewsWeWereZombies

The toilet lid, underrated piece of kit on 12:46 - Jun 20 by hoppy

That begs the question… a second time?


I think it was one the Hyde Park free concerts...and they were a fair way down the bill...but we needed to get in position for a good view when Kevin Ayres was on stage.

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The toilet lid, underrated piece of kit on 12:54 - Jun 20 with 472 viewsWeWereZombies

The toilet lid, underrated piece of kit on 12:50 - Jun 20 by EdwardStone

Crikey....that's a blast from my past. I never saw them play live, but I purchased both their albums and thought they were fantastic

Moved the Dishes was my fave track


I think at Hyde Park the singer actually produced a bottle of Harvey's Bristol Cream for the 'you're not rubbing that on my tits' line. But they were very competent musicians, even sophisticated compared to, say, Brewers Droop...

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The toilet lid, underrated piece of kit on 20:38 - Jun 20 with 395 viewsLesta_Tractor

The toilet lid, underrated piece of kit on 10:52 - Jun 20 by Bbmaj

Not to mention a lovely splash catcher rug to stand on. At least the soles of your feet would be warm.


A friend at uni didn't wash the splash catcher rug over the course of the year, early summer it started wriggling as it was full of maggots

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The toilet lid, underrated piece of kit on 20:50 - Jun 20 with 388 viewshoppy

The toilet lid, underrated piece of kit on 20:38 - Jun 20 by Lesta_Tractor

A friend at uni didn't wash the splash catcher rug over the course of the year, early summer it started wriggling as it was full of maggots



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The toilet lid, underrated piece of kit on 20:51 - Jun 20 with 387 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

The toilet lid, underrated piece of kit on 12:26 - Jun 20 by Bbmaj

If that’s where we are going, what’s the etiquette on pissing in a sink?

Asking on behalf of a long lost friend.


If it's a butler sink it's fine but only if you sit down.

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The toilet lid, underrated piece of kit on 21:03 - Jun 20 with 376 viewsbluelagos

The toilet lid, underrated piece of kit on 12:26 - Jun 20 by Bbmaj

If that’s where we are going, what’s the etiquette on pissing in a sink?

Asking on behalf of a long lost friend.


You kind of know you're in a hole of a nightclub when you walk into the bogs to be presented with a girl desperate for a pee, backed onto a sink and doing her business without a care in the world as people wash their hands in the sinks on either side.

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The toilet lid, underrated piece of kit on 21:50 - Jun 20 with 350 viewsLesta_Tractor

The toilet lid, underrated piece of kit on 21:03 - Jun 20 by bluelagos

You kind of know you're in a hole of a nightclub when you walk into the bogs to be presented with a girl desperate for a pee, backed onto a sink and doing her business without a care in the world as people wash their hands in the sinks on either side.


Saw that in a bar in Greece, dirty wench left a big ol'💩 in the plughole.

Classy.

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The toilet lid, underrated piece of kit on 21:57 - Jun 20 with 339 viewshoppy

The toilet lid, underrated piece of kit on 21:50 - Jun 20 by Lesta_Tractor

Saw that in a bar in Greece, dirty wench left a big ol'💩 in the plughole.

Classy.


Now, if it had been a kitchen sink, there might’ve been some fairy liquid… but that’s tough in Greece…

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