A bit in the Guardian on the early days of Viz here on 17:29 - Jul 26 with 1990 views | NthQldITFC | I always enjoyed Raffles the Gentleman Thug. "Will you, perchance, be passing the portals of Paddington Infirmary on your way back to the palace, Your Majesty?" "Why, yes indeed I will, Raffles." "Might I then respectfully suggest that you take the opportunity to get that f****r stitched y'c..." or something like that. | |
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A bit in the Guardian on the early days of Viz here on 17:54 - Jul 26 with 1944 views | Oldsmoker | Always liked Roger Mellie, the man on the telly. In Top Tips one week there were 2 letters from the same guy. Don't bother looking both ways when crossing a one-way street. Paul, Durham. Always look both ways when crossing a one-way street just in case some pillock is going the wrong way. Paul, Durham Hospital. | |
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A bit in the Guardian on the early days of Viz here on 19:30 - Jul 26 with 1866 views | DebsyAngel | Still own a couple of the annuals and follow them on Facebook. The top tips were always my favourite, and Spoilt Bastard, Roger Irrelevant, and the spoof adverts. | | | |
A bit in the Guardian on the early days of Viz here on 19:40 - Jul 26 with 1842 views | BlueBadger | It's not as funny as it used to be. | |
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A bit in the Guardian on the early days of Viz here on 19:43 - Jul 26 with 1840 views | Steve_M |
A bit in the Guardian on the early days of Viz here on 19:40 - Jul 26 by BlueBadger | It's not as funny as it used to be. |
Of course not, difficult to keep something going for so long. It holds up better than your jokes mind..... | |
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A bit in the Guardian on the early days of Viz here on 19:48 - Jul 26 with 1830 views | Oldsmoker |
A bit in the Guardian on the early days of Viz here on 19:30 - Jul 26 by DebsyAngel | Still own a couple of the annuals and follow them on Facebook. The top tips were always my favourite, and Spoilt Bastard, Roger Irrelevant, and the spoof adverts. |
As Top Tips are your favs then here's some top tips. Want to know the time? Go to Argos and buy a cheap watch. The time is written on the till receipt. Cinema Builders. Don't bother with front row seats as no-one ever sits in them. Start with the second row. | |
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A bit in the Guardian on the early days of Viz here on 19:50 - Jul 26 with 1824 views | factual_blue |
A bit in the Guardian on the early days of Viz here on 19:43 - Jul 26 by Steve_M | Of course not, difficult to keep something going for so long. It holds up better than your jokes mind..... |
That's a bar set pretty low, to be honest. | |
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A bit in the Guardian on the early days of Viz here on 19:52 - Jul 26 with 1818 views | StochesStotasBlewe | Wish I’d have kept some of the old copies. Might have been worth a few quid now. Still enjoy Viz even now I’ve turned 60. Essential reading on the lav’. | |
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A bit in the Guardian on the early days of Viz here on 19:55 - Jul 26 with 1809 views | Warkystache |
A bit in the Guardian on the early days of Viz here on 19:30 - Jul 26 by DebsyAngel | Still own a couple of the annuals and follow them on Facebook. The top tips were always my favourite, and Spoilt Bastard, Roger Irrelevant, and the spoof adverts. |
I've got every annual up to the mid 1990's. Personal favourites: Top Tips, Letterbocks, Finbarr Saunders, Spawny Get, Nobby's Piles and Gilbert Ratchet. | |
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A bit in the Guardian on the early days of Viz here on 19:58 - Jul 26 with 1799 views | Warkystache |
A bit in the Guardian on the early days of Viz here on 19:48 - Jul 26 by Oldsmoker | As Top Tips are your favs then here's some top tips. Want to know the time? Go to Argos and buy a cheap watch. The time is written on the till receipt. Cinema Builders. Don't bother with front row seats as no-one ever sits in them. Start with the second row. |
A hard boiled egg, sliced in half lengthways and with the yoke taken out, makes an ideal urinal for a hamster's cage. Convince the postman you've just been sick by tipping a tin of Heinz Pea and Ham soup down your front before answering the door. | |
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A bit in the Guardian on the early days of Viz here on 20:47 - Jul 26 with 1734 views | DebsyAngel |
A bit in the Guardian on the early days of Viz here on 19:58 - Jul 26 by Warkystache | A hard boiled egg, sliced in half lengthways and with the yoke taken out, makes an ideal urinal for a hamster's cage. Convince the postman you've just been sick by tipping a tin of Heinz Pea and Ham soup down your front before answering the door. |
Ha ha!! Loved the one today: Several crabsticks glued together make an ideal high protein low carb alternative to a stick of rock when you visit the seaside. Be sure to keep a red biro handy so you can write the name of the resort on the inside after each bite. | | | |
A bit in the Guardian on the early days of Viz here on 20:49 - Jul 26 with 1718 views | Pendejo |
A bit in the Guardian on the early days of Viz here on 17:29 - Jul 26 by NthQldITFC | I always enjoyed Raffles the Gentleman Thug. "Will you, perchance, be passing the portals of Paddington Infirmary on your way back to the palace, Your Majesty?" "Why, yes indeed I will, Raffles." "Might I then respectfully suggest that you take the opportunity to get that f****r stitched y'c..." or something like that. |
Don't recall that one. Vernon Pratt Cockney Tvvat made me chuckle Not to forget Mick Mills once featured in a story. | |
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A bit in the Guardian on the early days of Viz here on 20:50 - Jul 26 with 1709 views | DebsyAngel |
A bit in the Guardian on the early days of Viz here on 20:49 - Jul 26 by Pendejo | Don't recall that one. Vernon Pratt Cockney Tvvat made me chuckle Not to forget Mick Mills once featured in a story. |
Perhaps we could convince Paul Cook to sign Billy The Fish.... | | | |
A bit in the Guardian on the early days of Viz here on 22:09 - Jul 26 with 1650 views | BlueBadger |
A bit in the Guardian on the early days of Viz here on 19:50 - Jul 26 by factual_blue | That's a bar set pretty low, to be honest. |
Even YOU are not old enough to remember when my jokes were funny, in all fairness. | |
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A bit in the Guardian on the early days of Viz here on 23:02 - Jul 26 with 1614 views | Seablu |
A bit in the Guardian on the early days of Viz here on 20:47 - Jul 26 by DebsyAngel | Ha ha!! Loved the one today: Several crabsticks glued together make an ideal high protein low carb alternative to a stick of rock when you visit the seaside. Be sure to keep a red biro handy so you can write the name of the resort on the inside after each bite. |
Avoid parking tickets by simply leaving your windscreen wipers running whilst you nip into the butchers. | | | |
A bit in the Guardian on the early days of Viz here on 10:59 - Jul 27 with 1446 views | Dubtractor | This is one of my favourite bits from recent years. Makes me chuckle every time. | |
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A bit in the Guardian on the early days of Viz here on 11:28 - Jul 27 with 1416 views | stonojnr |
A bit in the Guardian on the early days of Viz here on 20:50 - Jul 26 by DebsyAngel | Perhaps we could convince Paul Cook to sign Billy The Fish.... |
Johnny X has been a regular at the club since the 90s | | | |
A bit in the Guardian on the early days of Viz here on 12:11 - Jul 27 with 1389 views | leitrimblue | Big fan of acid head Ernie and big Vern( yer never take me alive coppers) | | | |
A bit in the Guardian on the early days of Viz here on 12:55 - Jul 27 with 1335 views | WeWereZombies | Almost to the bottom of page one and no mention of Buster Gonads? This is today's music related poll with no option to vote for Brian Eno all over again... | |
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A bit in the Guardian on the early days of Viz here on 14:25 - Jul 27 with 1289 views | DebsyAngel |
A bit in the Guardian on the early days of Viz here on 12:55 - Jul 27 by WeWereZombies | Almost to the bottom of page one and no mention of Buster Gonads? This is today's music related poll with no option to vote for Brian Eno all over again... |
Also not mentioned is Biffa Bacon - loved him! | | | |
A bit in the Guardian on the early days of Viz here on 14:38 - Jul 27 with 1278 views | factual_blue |
A bit in the Guardian on the early days of Viz here on 22:09 - Jul 26 by BlueBadger | Even YOU are not old enough to remember when my jokes were funny, in all fairness. |
The first really funny joke I heard was when Eve looked at Adam, and then at the apple tree and said 'nice Cox'. | |
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A bit in the Guardian on the early days of Viz here on 15:42 - Jul 27 with 1247 views | Bluespeed225 | 89-91, quarterly, couldn’t wait to get my hands on it. Bertie Blunt, His Parrots a ….., Nobbys Piles, Finbar Saunders,, and of course, The Thieving Gypsie Ba…..ts,! The Tips continue to be of use. | | | |
A bit in the Guardian on the early days of Viz here on 16:55 - Jul 27 with 1197 views | Oldsmoker |
A bit in the Guardian on the early days of Viz here on 12:55 - Jul 27 by WeWereZombies | Almost to the bottom of page one and no mention of Buster Gonads? This is today's music related poll with no option to vote for Brian Eno all over again... |
Or Sid the Sexist or the Fat Slags. Of course they are un-pc nowadays but isn't that the point of Viz. | |
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