| Niche injuries 17:53 - May 18 with 2201 views | catch74 |
I somehow caught some of man boob between a paint roller and a new sleeve - as I was replacing it, nasty pinch mark.
Anyone had any other random incidents?
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| Niche injuries on 07:45 - May 19 with 619 views | BlueBoots |
| Niche injuries on 22:18 - May 18 by catch74 |
If it’s a pug/ sausage dog I’m also thinking less kudos. |
Collie-type dog (not too up on my breeds) |  |
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| Niche injuries on 07:52 - May 19 with 604 views | BlueBoots |
| Niche injuries on 22:32 - May 18 by factual_blue |
And what if blueboots was cross because he wanted to jump on the gosling? |
Did jump on a Canada gosling last week...had a report of one with something painful looking sticking out of its chest - 2 hours later managed to catch the bird and it turned out to be a rolled up leaf stuck to his feathers... The dad flew out of the water and launched himself at the head of a fellow rescuer who was holding the gosling at the time which was a fun moment  | |
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| Niche injuries on 08:42 - May 19 with 580 views | NthQldITFC |
In a hot summer pre-season friendly, late in the game, I went up for a corner, and leapt high above the defenders at the near post to flick it in home. Unfortunately I got cramp in both calves simultaneously, missed the header as my legs folded up underneath me and landed hard on my knees on bone dry six yard box mud. Unpleasant. |  |
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| Niche injuries on 09:40 - May 19 with 561 views | GeoffSentence |
| Niche injuries on 20:18 - May 18 by Mullet |
Sliced the side of my thumb out on a mandoline. Was so sharp I didn't feel until I saw a big chunk of flesh and blood depart from out of the wound.
Do not recommend. |
Not using the protective gloves? |  |
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| Niche injuries on 09:44 - May 19 with 552 views | GeoffSentence |
I broke someone else's thumb whilst on a first aid course. | |
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| Niche injuries on 13:00 - May 19 with 509 views | BlueBoots |
You are Norman Wisdom, and I claim my £5... | |
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| Niche injuries on 14:03 - May 19 with 482 views | ArnoldMoorhen |
| Niche injuries on 22:24 - May 18 by footers |
He went a bit bonkers in Italy around 1889, before his sister heavily edited his works to send to proto-fascists such as herself. |
Niche Nietsche- Nice! |  | | |
| Niche injuries on 14:09 - May 19 with 475 views | CaptainAhab |
Headbutted a rusty fan (I was drunk) got a bit of rust in both eyes, couldn't see for 2 days. | | | |
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| Niche injuries on 14:11 - May 19 with 471 views | blueasfook |
I'm forever standing on my knob |  |
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| Niche injuries on 14:21 - May 19 with 464 views | ArnoldMoorhen |
In my first year at school, us little kids had lunchtime and other breaks on the small playground, and at the end of break a handbell was rung. The dinner ladies* got bored of ringing it, so would give it to one of the kids to have a go.
At some point it became "hilarious" to go up to the person ringing it and shout "I can't hear you, I'm going to carry on playing".
I did this one day. The little girl ringing the bell, ironically, couldn't hear me saying it, so I got closer just as she turned round. Smacked me right on the eyebrow. Blood everywhere.
My Mum was summoned, and a beighbour of ours drove us to the hospital.
My Mum told me years later that the blood filling my eye socket was so copious that she was convinced I had lost my eye.
Three stitches and a bag of toffees from the kind neighbour lady who took us to hospital.
*this was the mid 1970s, and their official job title. | | | |
| Niche injuries on 15:56 - May 19 with 432 views | SouperJim |
| Niche injuries on 14:11 - May 19 by blueasfook |
I'm forever standing on my knob |
I'd give up standing on your head if I were you |  |
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