| I wonder what snake-like activity Delia has planned for Saturday 🤔 22:20 - Apr 3 with 4645 views | BLUEBEAT |
Always one for wanting the limelight and noticeably annoyed by the lack of an official ITFC apology for a tin can rolling on the bonnet of her car, she is bound to have something snide lined up.
Let’s see your expectations/preposterous suggestions…
As a slightly associated aside, do you remember that time when the NCFC scoreboard had us listed as SCUM when 1-0 down to Man Utd? 2001 I recall. Anyway, Budgies said they would conduct an investigation and take appropriate action. Of course, nothing else was heard. I can tell you that Delia herself concocted this and boasted about it at a dinner where my uncle, a director at the NU (now Aviva) was present. I swear down on this otherwise I wouldn’t have posted. |  |
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| I wonder what snake-like activity Delia has planned for Saturday 🤔 on 22:27 - Apr 3 with 3871 views | _clive_baker_ |
I doubt she's too surprised at our success. Like all cooks she'll be well aware that the cream tends to rise to the top.
I really hope we give them a right fooking hiding on Saturday. |  | | |
| I wonder what snake-like activity Delia has planned for Saturday 🤔 on 22:39 - Apr 3 with 3824 views | bazza |
I pray we wipe the smile off her face this weekend. !! |  | | |
| I wonder what snake-like activity Delia has planned for Saturday 🤔 on 22:51 - Apr 3 with 3766 views | lizzibee |
| I wonder what snake-like activity Delia has planned for Saturday 🤔 on 22:39 - Apr 3 by bazza |
I pray we wipe the smile off her face this weekend. !! |
She probably wont remember the next day - early kick off means she can start on the sherbs early |  | | |
| I wonder what snake-like activity Delia has planned for Saturday 🤔 on 23:48 - Apr 3 with 3652 views | VanSaParody |
For those who are going to carrot road for the first time & are unfamiliar with the route in, please don't follow a bus with any yellow & green about it | | | |
| I wonder what snake-like activity Delia has planned for Saturday 🤔 on 00:18 - Apr 4 with 3585 views | Illinoisblue |
Wonder if the “snakepit” boys and other yellow bedwetters will be greeting their coach with pyro and other nonsense. |  |
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| I wonder what snake-like activity Delia has planned for Saturday 🤔 on 00:34 - Apr 4 with 3549 views | MJallday |
| I wonder what snake-like activity Delia has planned for Saturday 🤔 on 23:48 - Apr 3 by VanSaParody |
For those who are going to carrot road for the first time & are unfamiliar with the route in, please don't follow a bus with any yellow & green about it |
I wonder if I can hit her from Cornwall with a beer can |  |
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| I wonder what snake-like activity Delia has planned for Saturday 🤔 on 07:44 - Apr 4 with 3211 views | Churchman |
After the near fatal assault on her and the happy husband with that vicious, empty beer can, any of the ITFC great and good invited into the boardroom in their hovel would be well advised to bring their own beer (canned) and avoid Delia’s donuts. They really don’t want to be chewing their way through her dna.
I wonder if the old soak will shriek at Ashton and the gang for an apology? Depends on the early morning Sherry intake, I suppose. |  | | |
| I wonder what snake-like activity Delia has planned for Saturday 🤔 on 09:18 - Apr 4 with 2994 views | Pinewoodblue |
| I wonder what snake-like activity Delia has planned for Saturday 🤔 on 07:44 - Apr 4 by Churchman |
After the near fatal assault on her and the happy husband with that vicious, empty beer can, any of the ITFC great and good invited into the boardroom in their hovel would be well advised to bring their own beer (canned) and avoid Delia’s donuts. They really don’t want to be chewing their way through her dna.
I wonder if the old soak will shriek at Ashton and the gang for an apology? Depends on the early morning Sherry intake, I suppose. |
I’m sure Delia makes delicious doughnuts, I understand they are just like Fanny’s.*
* younger fans won’t remember Fanny Craddock |  |
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| I wonder what snake-like activity Delia has planned for Saturday 🤔 on 09:31 - Apr 4 with 2933 views | Churchman |
| I wonder what snake-like activity Delia has planned for Saturday 🤔 on 09:18 - Apr 4 by Pinewoodblue |
I’m sure Delia makes delicious doughnuts, I understand they are just like Fanny’s.*
* younger fans won’t remember Fanny Craddock |
You don’t want to remember FC. Nasty old bat that used to bully her husband, if I remember rightly | | | |
| I wonder what snake-like activity Delia has planned for Saturday 🤔 on 09:33 - Apr 4 with 2919 views | NthQldITFC |
| I wonder what snake-like activity Delia has planned for Saturday 🤔 on 07:44 - Apr 4 by Churchman |
After the near fatal assault on her and the happy husband with that vicious, empty beer can, any of the ITFC great and good invited into the boardroom in their hovel would be well advised to bring their own beer (canned) and avoid Delia’s donuts. They really don’t want to be chewing their way through her dna.
I wonder if the old soak will shriek at Ashton and the gang for an apology? Depends on the early morning Sherry intake, I suppose. |
Delia's doughnuts are OK, but I prefer Fanny's.
Edit: Oops , sorry hadn't read full thread - Pinewood already had Fanny's in hand. [Post edited 4 Apr 9:36]
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| I wonder what snake-like activity Delia has planned for Saturday 🤔 on 09:34 - Apr 4 with 2919 views | EdwardStone |
| I wonder what snake-like activity Delia has planned for Saturday 🤔 on 09:31 - Apr 4 by Churchman |
You don’t want to remember FC. Nasty old bat that used to bully her husband, if I remember rightly |
She was married multiple times
Mostly consecutively
Sometimes concurrently
Allegedly |  | | |
| I wonder what snake-like activity Delia has planned for Saturday 🤔 on 09:36 - Apr 4 with 2903 views | Churchman |
| I wonder what snake-like activity Delia has planned for Saturday 🤔 on 09:34 - Apr 4 by EdwardStone |
She was married multiple times
Mostly consecutively
Sometimes concurrently
Allegedly |
Jeez, she must have drugged the victims | | | |
| I wonder what snake-like activity Delia has planned for Saturday 🤔 on 09:39 - Apr 4 with 2879 views | blueislander |
| I wonder what snake-like activity Delia has planned for Saturday 🤔 on 09:18 - Apr 4 by Pinewoodblue |
I’m sure Delia makes delicious doughnuts, I understand they are just like Fanny’s.*
* younger fans won’t remember Fanny Craddock |
Fanny famously said”there’s nothing I like better than a hot roll in the kitchen with my Johnny” | | | |
| I wonder what snake-like activity Delia has planned for Saturday 🤔 on 09:44 - Apr 4 with 2863 views | WeWereZombies |
If I remember correctly there was a legend on here that she had coated the goal posts at Portman Road with her 'special sauce' so that certain goals were repelled by her witchcraft. But what I cannot understand is how she knows which end of the ground's posts to coat before the 'toss'. There's a nice image for us all... |  |
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| I wonder what snake-like activity Delia has planned for Saturday 🤔 on 10:05 - Apr 4 with 2810 views | OldFart71 |
Menu of the Day:- Starter= Carrot Soup, Main =Bernard Mathews Turkey (Thar Bootiful) Well stuffed (Hopefully) Dessert = Well soaked Old Tart, Cheese board with sour grapes. | | | |
| I wonder what snake-like activity Delia has planned for Saturday 🤔 on 10:43 - Apr 4 with 2723 views | GeoffSentence |
I fear she may serve undercooked eggs to the Ipswich contingent in the directors box. |  |
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| I wonder what snake-like activity Delia has planned for Saturday 🤔 on 11:04 - Apr 4 with 2653 views | Keno |
| I wonder what snake-like activity Delia has planned for Saturday 🤔 on 09:18 - Apr 4 by Pinewoodblue |
I’m sure Delia makes delicious doughnuts, I understand they are just like Fanny’s.*
* younger fans won’t remember Fanny Craddock |
glad you clarified that I thought you meant a German skier Fanny Chmelar |  |
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| I wonder what snake-like activity Delia has planned for Saturday 🤔 on 11:15 - Apr 4 with 2589 views | WeWereZombies |
| I wonder what snake-like activity Delia has planned for Saturday 🤔 on 11:04 - Apr 4 by Keno |
glad you clarified that I thought you meant a German skier Fanny Chmelar |
Not to be confused with the Macedonian 'Stephanie Gerrard' Fanny Ĺ chmellikerawtuna... | |
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| I wonder what snake-like activity Delia has planned for Saturday 🤔 on 11:20 - Apr 4 with 2551 views | Pinewoodblue |
| I wonder what snake-like activity Delia has planned for Saturday 🤔 on 11:04 - Apr 4 by Keno |
glad you clarified that I thought you meant a German skier Fanny Chmelar |
There was a newspaper cartoon character in 1920's, Flapper Fanny says .Think Flapper was a dress style | |
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| I wonder what snake-like activity Delia has planned for Saturday 🤔 on 11:23 - Apr 4 with 2523 views | EdwardStone |
| I wonder what snake-like activity Delia has planned for Saturday 🤔 on 11:20 - Apr 4 by Pinewoodblue |
There was a newspaper cartoon character in 1920's, Flapper Fanny says .Think Flapper was a dress style |
Indeed.... my Grandma was a flapper, short brushed back hair, unflattering dresses and sensible shoes.
I won't try google images for Fanny Flapper..... just in case | | | |
| I wonder what snake-like activity Delia has planned for Saturday 🤔 on 11:25 - Apr 4 with 2502 views | Keno |
| I wonder what snake-like activity Delia has planned for Saturday 🤔 on 11:23 - Apr 4 by EdwardStone |
Indeed.... my Grandma was a flapper, short brushed back hair, unflattering dresses and sensible shoes.
I won't try google images for Fanny Flapper..... just in case |
also be careful if you decide to research an old BBC series fanny by gaslight | |
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| I wonder what snake-like activity Delia has planned for Saturday 🤔 on 11:31 - Apr 4 with 2472 views | OldFart71 |
| I wonder what snake-like activity Delia has planned for Saturday 🤔 on 11:20 - Apr 4 by Pinewoodblue |
There was a newspaper cartoon character in 1920's, Flapper Fanny says .Think Flapper was a dress style |
Flapper certainly was a dress style in the 1920's. let's hope the Budgies keeper is a bit of a flapper on Saturday and ends up on his fanny (American for backside) a number of times. | | | |
| I wonder what snake-like activity Delia has planned for Saturday 🤔 on 12:00 - Apr 4 with 2415 views | leitrimblue |
Not sure on the planned activity but like to think it will begin with a couple of bottles of breakfast Buckfast. |  | | |
| I wonder what snake-like activity Delia has planned for Saturday 🤔 on 12:08 - Apr 4 with 2375 views | VanSaParody |
| I wonder what snake-like activity Delia has planned for Saturday 🤔 on 00:34 - Apr 4 by MJallday |
I wonder if I can hit her from Cornwall with a beer can |
Throw it at Rick Stein & tell him it's for his friend | | | |
| I wonder what snake-like activity Delia has planned for Saturday 🤔 on 13:50 - Apr 4 with 2178 views | Guthrum |
| I wonder what snake-like activity Delia has planned for Saturday 🤔 on 11:23 - Apr 4 by EdwardStone |
Indeed.... my Grandma was a flapper, short brushed back hair, unflattering dresses and sensible shoes.
I won't try google images for Fanny Flapper..... just in case |
My great-grandmother was a Fanny. That was her first name.
Another great-grandmother was a Merkin. [Post edited 4 Apr 13:51]
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