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Ashton on TalkSport with Simon Jordan…. 10:46 - Nov 19 with 5580 viewsBloots

….after noon today.

Could be interesting, if only to hear the pair of them try and outdo each other with the business cliches and management speak BS.

Enjoy!

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Additional:…. on 10:51 - Nov 19 with 4560 viewsBloots

….Frank Warren has just been on to say that Fabio “50 tickets” Wardley will probably be fighting at Portman Road next year.

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Additional:…. on 10:57 - Nov 19 with 4449 viewsLord_Lucan

Additional:…. on 10:51 - Nov 19 by Bloots

….Frank Warren has just been on to say that Fabio “50 tickets” Wardley will probably be fighting at Portman Road next year.


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Ashton on TalkSport with Simon Jordan…. on 11:00 - Nov 19 with 4394 viewsMarshalls_Mullet

Ashton will def have the most corporate BS.

Jordan isnt a corporate guy.

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Additional:…. on 11:01 - Nov 19 with 4376 viewsLankHenners

Additional:…. on 10:51 - Nov 19 by Bloots

….Frank Warren has just been on to say that Fabio “50 tickets” Wardley will probably be fighting at Portman Road next year.


Big game for him at the weekend - gets to see his team in the flesh for once.

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Additional:…. on 11:02 - Nov 19 with 4354 viewsReuser_is_God

Additional:…. on 10:51 - Nov 19 by Bloots

….Frank Warren has just been on to say that Fabio “50 tickets” Wardley will probably be fighting at Portman Road next year.


If he wins will the players being in the ring trying to steal the limelight?

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Ashton on TalkSport with Simon Jordan…. on 11:02 - Nov 19 with 4353 viewsMarshalls_Mullet

Ashton will def insist on saying 'football club' instead of just 'club' on numerous occasions. No idea why he does that.

I also expect him to bring out his new favourite;

'....the fans know that I would fight for this club with my last breath'.

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Beautiful. (n/t) on 11:02 - Nov 19 with 4339 viewsBloots

Additional:…. on 11:01 - Nov 19 by LankHenners

Big game for him at the weekend - gets to see his team in the flesh for once.



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Ashton on TalkSport with Simon Jordan…. on 11:15 - Nov 19 with 4167 viewsChurchman

Ashton on TalkSport with Simon Jordan…. on 11:02 - Nov 19 by Marshalls_Mullet

Ashton will def insist on saying 'football club' instead of just 'club' on numerous occasions. No idea why he does that.

I also expect him to bring out his new favourite;

'....the fans know that I would fight for this club with my last breath'.


A selection of MA possibles with that irritating bloke Jordan:

‘Never seen anyone work as hard as Kieran’. ‘I’m in my office at 7am and take the last call at 11pm’. ‘Great fan base’. ‘The process’. ‘We are just at the end of the beginning’. ‘We are building the rocket in flight’. ‘Ed is on the phone all the time’ ‘We will be breaking ground 2025/6 at Playford Road’ - what is this breaking ground phrase? Sounds American.
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"I was working 24 hours a day"..... on 11:15 - Nov 19 with 4171 viewsBloots

Ashton on TalkSport with Simon Jordan…. on 11:02 - Nov 19 by Marshalls_Mullet

Ashton will def insist on saying 'football club' instead of just 'club' on numerous occasions. No idea why he does that.

I also expect him to bring out his new favourite;

'....the fans know that I would fight for this club with my last breath'.


....and something about the "stadium bowl".

He also likes "From top to bottom".

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"I was working 24 hours a day"..... on 11:23 - Nov 19 with 4047 viewsFrimleyBlue

"I was working 24 hours a day"..... on 11:15 - Nov 19 by Bloots

....and something about the "stadium bowl".

He also likes "From top to bottom".


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Additional:…. on 11:36 - Nov 19 with 3942 viewsdavblue

Additional:…. on 11:02 - Nov 19 by Reuser_is_God

If he wins will the players being in the ring trying to steal the limelight?


haha.

Im expecting Ashton to be in his corner as his trainer!
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Ashton on TalkSport with Simon Jordan…. on 11:43 - Nov 19 with 3893 viewsSuffolkPunchFC

You mean all the BS that has made this club relevant again?
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Ashton on TalkSport with Simon Jordan…. on 11:54 - Nov 19 with 3822 viewsMarshalls_Mullet

Ashton on TalkSport with Simon Jordan…. on 11:43 - Nov 19 by SuffolkPunchFC

You mean all the BS that has made this club relevant again?


No. I don't think he does.

We all appreciate MA has done a great job.... just having a bit of fun about his David Brent-ism's.

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Ashton on TalkSport with Simon Jordan…. on 11:57 - Nov 19 with 3783 viewsChurchman

Ashton on TalkSport with Simon Jordan…. on 11:54 - Nov 19 by Marshalls_Mullet

No. I don't think he does.

We all appreciate MA has done a great job.... just having a bit of fun about his David Brent-ism's.


Absolutely - and it’s actually something I would tease him about if I knew him, just as chums take the mickey out of me for some of the daft things I say and do.
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Calm down Mark.... on 11:59 - Nov 19 with 3777 viewsBloots

Ashton on TalkSport with Simon Jordan…. on 11:43 - Nov 19 by SuffolkPunchFC

You mean all the BS that has made this club relevant again?


....we all think you're great.

Now go and put your tight black T shirt on, you're on the radio soon.

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Calm down Mark.... on 12:01 - Nov 19 with 3719 viewsMarshalls_Mullet

Calm down Mark.... on 11:59 - Nov 19 by Bloots

....we all think you're great.

Now go and put your tight black T shirt on, you're on the radio soon.


🤣🤣

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Phrooowaarr!! on 12:07 - Nov 19 with 3626 viewsKeno

Calm down Mark.... on 11:59 - Nov 19 by Bloots

....we all think you're great.

Now go and put your tight black T shirt on, you're on the radio soon.


mark in his tight black t shirt

almost as hot as you'd look Bloots

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Ashton on TalkSport with Simon Jordan…. on 12:12 - Nov 19 with 3584 viewsMarshalls_Mullet

Ashton on TalkSport with Simon Jordan…. on 11:15 - Nov 19 by Churchman

A selection of MA possibles with that irritating bloke Jordan:

‘Never seen anyone work as hard as Kieran’. ‘I’m in my office at 7am and take the last call at 11pm’. ‘Great fan base’. ‘The process’. ‘We are just at the end of the beginning’. ‘We are building the rocket in flight’. ‘Ed is on the phone all the time’ ‘We will be breaking ground 2025/6 at Playford Road’ - what is this breaking ground phrase? Sounds American.


End of the beginning. BINGO.

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"End of the beginning" - Tick. 2 mins in. (n/t) on 12:12 - Nov 19 with 3579 viewsBloots

Ashton on TalkSport with Simon Jordan…. on 11:15 - Nov 19 by Churchman

A selection of MA possibles with that irritating bloke Jordan:

‘Never seen anyone work as hard as Kieran’. ‘I’m in my office at 7am and take the last call at 11pm’. ‘Great fan base’. ‘The process’. ‘We are just at the end of the beginning’. ‘We are building the rocket in flight’. ‘Ed is on the phone all the time’ ‘We will be breaking ground 2025/6 at Playford Road’ - what is this breaking ground phrase? Sounds American.



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And "process". Lovely. (n/t) on 12:13 - Nov 19 with 3576 viewsBloots

Ashton on TalkSport with Simon Jordan…. on 12:12 - Nov 19 by Marshalls_Mullet

End of the beginning. BINGO.



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Ashton on TalkSport with Simon Jordan…. on 12:20 - Nov 19 with 3476 viewsSuffolkPunchFC

Ashton on TalkSport with Simon Jordan…. on 11:54 - Nov 19 by Marshalls_Mullet

No. I don't think he does.

We all appreciate MA has done a great job.... just having a bit of fun about his David Brent-ism's.


OK - but have you ever come across Poe's Law?
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Ashton on TalkSport with Simon Jordan…. on 12:24 - Nov 19 with 3414 viewsBlueBadger

Ashton on TalkSport with Simon Jordan…. on 12:20 - Nov 19 by SuffolkPunchFC

OK - but have you ever come across Poe's Law?


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Ashton on TalkSport with Simon Jordan…. on 12:35 - Nov 19 with 3264 viewsRadlett_blue

Ashton on TalkSport with Simon Jordan…. on 11:02 - Nov 19 by Marshalls_Mullet

Ashton will def insist on saying 'football club' instead of just 'club' on numerous occasions. No idea why he does that.

I also expect him to bring out his new favourite;

'....the fans know that I would fight for this club with my last breath'.


The Everton managers in the old days always used to talk about "Everton Football club" rather than just "Everton" so maybe it was instilled into them from the off?

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Ashton on TalkSport with Simon Jordan…. on 12:43 - Nov 19 with 3152 viewstrncbluearmy

"In bowl fan experience"

Classic!
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And "process". Lovely. (n/t) on 12:57 - Nov 19 with 3006 viewstextbackup

And "process". Lovely. (n/t) on 12:13 - Nov 19 by Bloots



Process x 25
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