| And the award for the most ridiculous petition goes to on 11:43 - Nov 26 with 1029 views | Keno |
| And the award for the most ridiculous petition goes to on 11:31 - Nov 26 by SuperKieranMcKenna |
Whatever your opinion on the current government, and certainly they’ve got some things wrong - in what world are the alternatives better? |
Frimmers as dictator
Cotty chancellor of exchequer- he can add top and do number stuff
Glassers Home Secretary
J2 as foreign secretary
Hoppy minister for arty stuff
Badger Health minister
Mulley Education
Guffers Defence
Sorted!! [Post edited 26 Nov 2024 11:43]
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| And the award for the most ridiculous petition goes to on 11:47 - Nov 26 with 993 views | vilanovablue |
| And the award for the most ridiculous petition goes to on 06:11 - Nov 25 by noggin |
And I'm pretty sure I could sign that petition, even though I can't vote in the UK. |
That's the biggest issue the number of people who have voted from overseas is significant meaning it's ultimately valueless nonsense. |  | | |
| And the award for the most ridiculous petition goes to on 15:40 - Nov 26 with 891 views | bluejacko |
| And the award for the most ridiculous petition goes to on 11:47 - Nov 26 by vilanovablue |
That's the biggest issue the number of people who have voted from overseas is significant meaning it's ultimately valueless nonsense. |
Here you go
https://petition.parliament.uk/help
Lots of people from abroad then 🙄 |  | | |
| And the award for the most ridiculous petition goes to on 16:22 - Nov 26 with 848 views | Tractor_Buck |
Hilarious given the history of the people who are promoting this nonsense.
The overall number of signatories makes a good headline for sure, but a simple bit of drilling down on the map tells a different story.
In my own constituency, just 4% of the electorate want a General Election now, and even in Reformy Old Clacton it currently stands at just 7%. I don't really regard that as a mandate to do anything, and I'm sure that outside of the reactionary bubble, no one else does either.
Or, in other words, "you lost, get over it". |  | | |
| And the award for the most ridiculous petition goes to on 16:25 - Nov 26 with 837 views | blueasfook |
| And the award for the most ridiculous petition goes to on 16:22 - Nov 26 by Tractor_Buck |
Hilarious given the history of the people who are promoting this nonsense.
The overall number of signatories makes a good headline for sure, but a simple bit of drilling down on the map tells a different story.
In my own constituency, just 4% of the electorate want a General Election now, and even in Reformy Old Clacton it currently stands at just 7%. I don't really regard that as a mandate to do anything, and I'm sure that outside of the reactionary bubble, no one else does either.
Or, in other words, "you lost, get over it". |
"You lost, get over it"
Remainers have been dying to say that since 2016. |  |
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| And the award for the most ridiculous petition goes to on 16:29 - Nov 26 with 820 views | giant_stow |
| And the award for the most ridiculous petition goes to on 16:25 - Nov 26 by blueasfook |
"You lost, get over it"
Remainers have been dying to say that since 2016. |
...and what a great 8 years its been for the country. Thanks once more, brexit folk! |  |
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| And the award for the most ridiculous petition goes to on 16:33 - Nov 26 with 785 views | noggin |
So I couldn't choose a random post code and sign from abroad? |  |
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| And the award for the most ridiculous petition goes to on 16:34 - Nov 26 with 780 views | Tractor_Buck |
| And the award for the most ridiculous petition goes to on 16:25 - Nov 26 by blueasfook |
"You lost, get over it"
Remainers have been dying to say that since 2016. |
Yep, brilliant isn't it. | | | |
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| And the award for the most ridiculous petition goes to on 16:34 - Nov 26 with 779 views | Whos_blue |
So now we've established only UK citizens can vote, I'm presuming all signatories are hoping for one of the following:
To return a Tory goverment
To return a Reform government
To return a Con/Ref coalition government.
Would love to know from any here why they've signed. Is it because they just don't like Labour or is it because the three options above would be better for the country over the next 5 years? |  |
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| And the award for the most ridiculous petition goes to on 16:35 - Nov 26 with 766 views | Swansea_Blue |
| And the award for the most ridiculous petition goes to on 16:22 - Nov 26 by Tractor_Buck |
Hilarious given the history of the people who are promoting this nonsense.
The overall number of signatories makes a good headline for sure, but a simple bit of drilling down on the map tells a different story.
In my own constituency, just 4% of the electorate want a General Election now, and even in Reformy Old Clacton it currently stands at just 7%. I don't really regard that as a mandate to do anything, and I'm sure that outside of the reactionary bubble, no one else does either.
Or, in other words, "you lost, get over it". |
Slightly ironic, but their background is less worrying than them not having a clue how our electoral system works.
You’re right, it will get treated as it deserves - thrown in the bin. |  |
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| And the award for the most ridiculous petition goes to on 16:47 - Nov 26 with 723 views | Whos_blue |
| And the award for the most ridiculous petition goes to on 16:22 - Nov 26 by Tractor_Buck |
Hilarious given the history of the people who are promoting this nonsense.
The overall number of signatories makes a good headline for sure, but a simple bit of drilling down on the map tells a different story.
In my own constituency, just 4% of the electorate want a General Election now, and even in Reformy Old Clacton it currently stands at just 7%. I don't really regard that as a mandate to do anything, and I'm sure that outside of the reactionary bubble, no one else does either.
Or, in other words, "you lost, get over it". |
4.2% where I live.
Fuming they are. Fuming. | |
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| And the award for the most ridiculous petition goes to on 16:52 - Nov 26 with 713 views | Blueschev |
It's quite funny that the people behind this gimmick are accusing Labour of going back on their word, when in reality it was the most vague and non-committal election campaign I can ever remember. |  | | |
| And the award for the most ridiculous petition goes to on 17:00 - Nov 26 with 688 views | Oldsmoker |
This reminds me of what a jubilant Leaver once said to me...
YOU LOST - GET OVER IT. |  |
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| And the award for the most ridiculous petition goes to on 18:47 - Nov 26 with 619 views | Swansea_Blue |
| And the award for the most ridiculous petition goes to on 16:52 - Nov 26 by Blueschev |
It's quite funny that the people behind this gimmick are accusing Labour of going back on their word, when in reality it was the most vague and non-committal election campaign I can ever remember. |
In fairness, there was a pledge in their manifesto to not increase NI. They weren’t clear on whether that was employee or employer contributions though, although it was lumped in with income tax, which suggests the former (maybe?). There is a valid case they’ve gone back on that pledge. But it’s also valid argument that the finances were in a worse state than we were all told by the last Govt. It’s a bit pointless arguing though - it is what it is and won’t be the last time a government increases costs on business.
Speaking of not knowing about the state of public finances, have people seen the press release from the National Audit Office today? https://www.nao.org.uk/press-releases/spending-watchdog-disclaims-governments-ac
They are unable to verify, for the first time ever, Govt accounts for 22/23 because Westminster abolished the Audit Commission in 2015(?16) and expected the private sector to step in to audit all the local government accounts. But they don’t have the expertise/will to do so, lol. So, many English Council’s accounts can’t be audited. We literally do not know how public money was spent. For the first time ever. Well, the Tories were keen on claiming ‘firsts’ and now it looks like they’ve got a real one. More shameful mismanagement from them. | |
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| And the award for the most ridiculous petition goes to on 19:25 - Nov 26 with 586 views | The_Flashing_Smile |
Not only is this stupid and pointless... these people probably don't even realise that the modern Tory party have broken more manifesto pledges than any other party in history, by about 4-1.
Braindead petition for braindead people. |  |
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| And the award for the most ridiculous petition goes to on 05:19 - Nov 27 with 489 views | Benters |
| And the award for the most ridiculous petition goes to on 16:25 - Nov 26 by blueasfook |
"You lost, get over it"
Remainers have been dying to say that since 2016. |
True story. |  |
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