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He should stand on Depden Green wearing a gimp mask whilst reciting the 14 times table. Then, he should stay as Ipswich manager and continue the good work the club are doing. I appreciate my reply is perhaps a little daft, but so is the question.
If we lose to Sheffield Utd next what should happen to McKenna on 13:28 - Aug 31 by TheBlueGnu
He should stand on Depden Green wearing a gimp mask whilst reciting the 14 times table. Then, he should stay as Ipswich manager and continue the good work the club are doing. I appreciate my reply is perhaps a little daft, but so is the question.
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'McKenna is still manager for the annual derby game at Carrot Road in Norwich. Openly careless as a young man, McKenna is now compulsively organised and punctual and his team runs "like clockwork". Despite constant training of his team and preparations for the journey to the game, McKenna's ordered world unwinds as a series of unfortunate circumstances delay him en route. He mistakenly boards the wrong train, missing his connection for Norwich, owing to a lingering habit of saying "right" as emphasis in situations where it would be mistaken for a direction; then, in his desperation to board the departing correct train, he leaves the tactics sheet behind on the wrong one, and is finally left at the railway station by his wife, who thinks he departed on the train.
Determined to get to Norwich on time, McKenna searches for his wife at home and then at the hospital where she volunteers looking after dementia patients, but narrowly misses her. Attempting to hail a taxi, MCKenna stumbles across one of the ITFC Ladies team, who is driving and playing truant from training; he commandeers her and her car in a bid to drive to Norwich. McKenna's wife sees the two at a petrol station, assuming that her husband is having an extramarital affair with the player and taking her up to attend the game. Mrs. McKenna, who is still looking after three senile old women, drives after McKenna and both parties forget to pay for their petrol. The police are called and I think I had better stop there for copyright and for defamation reasons.
His managerial record over the last 12 months is deplorable, but we were winning nearly every match before that. He's still in the keep him section but his credit is getting thin.
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If we lose to Sheffield Utd next what should happen to McKenna on 17:38 - Aug 31 with 312 views
If we lose to Sheffield Utd next what should happen to McKenna on 14:02 - Aug 31 by WeWereZombies
Or:
'McKenna is still manager for the annual derby game at Carrot Road in Norwich. Openly careless as a young man, McKenna is now compulsively organised and punctual and his team runs "like clockwork". Despite constant training of his team and preparations for the journey to the game, McKenna's ordered world unwinds as a series of unfortunate circumstances delay him en route. He mistakenly boards the wrong train, missing his connection for Norwich, owing to a lingering habit of saying "right" as emphasis in situations where it would be mistaken for a direction; then, in his desperation to board the departing correct train, he leaves the tactics sheet behind on the wrong one, and is finally left at the railway station by his wife, who thinks he departed on the train.
Determined to get to Norwich on time, McKenna searches for his wife at home and then at the hospital where she volunteers looking after dementia patients, but narrowly misses her. Attempting to hail a taxi, MCKenna stumbles across one of the ITFC Ladies team, who is driving and playing truant from training; he commandeers her and her car in a bid to drive to Norwich. McKenna's wife sees the two at a petrol station, assuming that her husband is having an extramarital affair with the player and taking her up to attend the game. Mrs. McKenna, who is still looking after three senile old women, drives after McKenna and both parties forget to pay for their petrol. The police are called and I think I had better stop there for copyright and for defamation reasons.
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