| Missus abroad. A ‘free’ house. What to do? 13:22 - Sep 24 with 1644 views | The_Romford_Blue |
So the missus went away yesterday (or 2am this morning to be specific) for a week with her sister and the kids. So I’m home alone (asides from the dog). I’ve got the week working from home to keep an eye on the dog and am already feeling spoilt for choice as to what to do. And by spoilt for choice, I actually mean I’m not entirely sure what I want to do.
Seeing as she won’t be here to cook, I’ve got my eye on doing a few of my own favourites (a curry, a bolognese, maybe a fry up one morning). Might get a Chinese in one night maybe. I haven’t really ever lived alone (home, then uni accommodation, then moved in with mates for two years at uni, then home, then in here with the bird). I’m not worried I’ll burn the house down or anything, I am somewhat thinking I’m going to be bored though. I may have to entertain you all more this week on here to pass the time (#ThankYouRommy).
But my question for you distinguished gentleman of TWTD, what do you do when the missus leaves and you’re on your ones. And let’s assume I don’t intend to host any orgies. |  |
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| Missus abroad. A ‘free’ house. What to do? on 13:25 - Sep 24 with 1343 views | Miaow |
Poo with the door open. |  |
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| Missus abroad. A ‘free’ house. What to do? on 13:28 - Sep 24 with 1295 views | _clive_baker_ |
I had no idea you were married with kids.
I'd probably get some boys over for a cards night. Curry, beers, football on the TV. |  | | |
| Football…. on 13:29 - Sep 24 with 1283 views | Bloots |
….golf
Football
Golf
Football
Horse racing
Golf
Football
Golf
Football
Interspersed with food and sleep. |  |
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| Football…. on 13:30 - Sep 24 with 1248 views | J2BLUE |
| Football…. on 13:29 - Sep 24 by Bloots |
….golf
Football
Golf
Football
Horse racing
Golf
Football
Golf
Football
Interspersed with food and sleep. |
You forgot watching the late NFL game tomorrow night and sleeping in the armchair. |  |
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| Missus abroad. A ‘free’ house. What to do? on 13:30 - Sep 24 with 1247 views | The_Romford_Blue |
| Missus abroad. A ‘free’ house. What to do? on 13:28 - Sep 24 by _clive_baker_ |
I had no idea you were married with kids.
I'd probably get some boys over for a cards night. Curry, beers, football on the TV. |
Ahh no the kids are her sisters.
Hopefully soon though.. | |
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| Missus abroad. A ‘free’ house. What to do? on 13:33 - Sep 24 with 1220 views | Pippin1970 |
Move your other misses in for the week to cook and clean for you. |  | | |
| Missus abroad. A ‘free’ house. What to do? on 13:33 - Sep 24 with 1217 views | hype313 |
Have a hot bath and kick back to some Kenny G |  |
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| Football…. on 13:36 - Sep 24 with 1199 views | The_Romford_Blue |
| Football…. on 13:29 - Sep 24 by Bloots |
….golf
Football
Golf
Football
Horse racing
Golf
Football
Golf
Football
Interspersed with food and sleep. |
Funny you should say that, I’ve had £250 on USA at 4/5 for the Ryder Cup a few weeks ago so I’ll be watching plenty of that. And I’ve done the book in work for our antepost for the Cambridgeshire meeting so will watch that with interest. Couple of bad results in there potentially.
Have suggested a lads meetup for going golf ourselves but they’re all working so it’s not possible. Which is a shame.
Plenty of footy to watch this weekend and I’ll no doubt have a few plays on the snooker. We’ve just bought (a fortnight ago perhaps) a new 60-inch TV with ultra-HD built in and the graphics for sport are outrageous. Legitimately ridiculous. Suspect it’ll be unreal for the Ryder cup. | |
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| Beautiful mate. (n/t) on 13:40 - Sep 24 with 1144 views | Bloots |
| Football…. on 13:36 - Sep 24 by The_Romford_Blue |
Funny you should say that, I’ve had £250 on USA at 4/5 for the Ryder Cup a few weeks ago so I’ll be watching plenty of that. And I’ve done the book in work for our antepost for the Cambridgeshire meeting so will watch that with interest. Couple of bad results in there potentially.
Have suggested a lads meetup for going golf ourselves but they’re all working so it’s not possible. Which is a shame.
Plenty of footy to watch this weekend and I’ll no doubt have a few plays on the snooker. We’ve just bought (a fortnight ago perhaps) a new 60-inch TV with ultra-HD built in and the graphics for sport are outrageous. Legitimately ridiculous. Suspect it’ll be unreal for the Ryder cup. |
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| Missus abroad. A ‘free’ house. What to do? on 13:52 - Sep 24 with 1051 views | _clive_baker_ |
| Missus abroad. A ‘free’ house. What to do? on 13:30 - Sep 24 by The_Romford_Blue |
Ahh no the kids are her sisters.
Hopefully soon though.. |
Ahh I misread that.
Good on you! Make the most of your week of freedom than, that'll be a thing of the past! | | | |
| Missus abroad. A ‘free’ house. What to do? on 14:10 - Sep 24 with 894 views | blueasfook |
My stock advice in any such situatiion is coke and hookers. |  |
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| Missus abroad. A ‘free’ house. What to do? on 14:10 - Sep 24 with 884 views | GlasgowBlue |
Coke and hookers mate
edit. FFS Blueas. [Post edited 24 Sep 14:11]
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| Missus abroad. A ‘free’ house. What to do? on 14:14 - Sep 24 with 843 views | giant_stow |
See how her clothes fit you obviously.
(or is that just me?) |  |
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| Missus abroad. A ‘free’ house. What to do? on 14:14 - Sep 24 with 841 views | positivity |
| Missus abroad. A ‘free’ house. What to do? on 13:30 - Sep 24 by The_Romford_Blue |
Ahh no the kids are her sisters.
Hopefully soon though.. |
"Ahh no the kids are her sisters."
<<resist the temptation to mention typical norfolk families...>> | |
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| Missus abroad. A ‘free’ house. What to do? on 14:19 - Sep 24 with 801 views | mrfixit426 |
A thick cut rib eye steak and cook it on a super hot pan medium rare - crispy on the outside, with a top quality Australian Shiraz, and maybe some chip shop chips. Then settle down and binge Alien: Earth on Disney. Get a week trial if you don't already subscribe. |  | | |
| Missus abroad. A ‘free’ house. What to do? on 14:22 - Sep 24 with 782 views | MrBeckinsale |
| Missus abroad. A ‘free’ house. What to do? on 14:10 - Sep 24 by blueasfook |
My stock advice in any such situatiion is coke and hookers. |
It's Pepsi. Is that ok? | | | |
| Missus abroad. A ‘free’ house. What to do? on 14:24 - Sep 24 with 768 views | cressi |
Just enjoy how wonderful having everything to yourself eat what you want when you want watch what you want come and go when you please its bloo*y marvellous. | | | |
| Missus abroad. A ‘free’ house. What to do? on 14:27 - Sep 24 with 745 views | J2BLUE |
| Missus abroad. A ‘free’ house. What to do? on 13:30 - Sep 24 by The_Romford_Blue |
Ahh no the kids are her sisters.
Hopefully soon though.. |
We didn't know you had kids with her sister | |
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| Football…. on 14:29 - Sep 24 with 731 views | J2BLUE |
| Football…. on 13:36 - Sep 24 by The_Romford_Blue |
Funny you should say that, I’ve had £250 on USA at 4/5 for the Ryder Cup a few weeks ago so I’ll be watching plenty of that. And I’ve done the book in work for our antepost for the Cambridgeshire meeting so will watch that with interest. Couple of bad results in there potentially.
Have suggested a lads meetup for going golf ourselves but they’re all working so it’s not possible. Which is a shame.
Plenty of footy to watch this weekend and I’ll no doubt have a few plays on the snooker. We’ve just bought (a fortnight ago perhaps) a new 60-inch TV with ultra-HD built in and the graphics for sport are outrageous. Legitimately ridiculous. Suspect it’ll be unreal for the Ryder cup. |
Why is Geoff being so generous? Higher than the exchanges. | |
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| Missus abroad. A ‘free’ house. What to do? on 14:31 - Sep 24 with 681 views | MrBeckinsale |
| Missus abroad. A ‘free’ house. What to do? on 13:25 - Sep 24 by Miaow |
Poo with the door open. |
or if just peeing, leave the seat up. | | | |
| Missus abroad. A ‘free’ house. What to do? on 14:32 - Sep 24 with 668 views | mrfixit426 |
| Missus abroad. A ‘free’ house. What to do? on 14:31 - Sep 24 by MrBeckinsale |
or if just peeing, leave the seat up. |
Underrated luxury. | | | |
| Missus abroad. A ‘free’ house. What to do? on 14:32 - Sep 24 with 655 views | positivity |
| Missus abroad. A ‘free’ house. What to do? on 14:10 - Sep 24 by blueasfook |
My stock advice in any such situatiion is coke and hookers. |
he could upgrade to beer if he's watching the rugby final | |
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| Football…. on 14:35 - Sep 24 with 619 views | The_Romford_Blue |
| Football…. on 14:29 - Sep 24 by J2BLUE |
Why is Geoff being so generous? Higher than the exchanges. |
Before yesterday we’d been 10/11 for months. In his view, Europe are more of a team and so has been laying USA heavy. Only yesterday cut to 5/6.
I personally have made it clear i think USA will batter them. But he won’t have it
Edit - he’s never been bothered about being above the machine. I do a daily boost on Twitter for our firm (it’s just a fav I think will be beaten) and I’ll boost it from day 11/8 to 7/4. If an hour before the off the daily boost hasn’t taken any proper money, I’ll then tweet again that were further boosting it to slightly above the lay price and we will take some of the Arbers money. Record stands at 19 boosts beaten from 26 attempts so I’m doing quite well with it. [Post edited 24 Sep 14:37]
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| Football…. on 14:52 - Sep 24 with 511 views | J2BLUE |
| Football…. on 14:35 - Sep 24 by The_Romford_Blue |
Before yesterday we’d been 10/11 for months. In his view, Europe are more of a team and so has been laying USA heavy. Only yesterday cut to 5/6.
I personally have made it clear i think USA will batter them. But he won’t have it
Edit - he’s never been bothered about being above the machine. I do a daily boost on Twitter for our firm (it’s just a fav I think will be beaten) and I’ll boost it from day 11/8 to 7/4. If an hour before the off the daily boost hasn’t taken any proper money, I’ll then tweet again that were further boosting it to slightly above the lay price and we will take some of the Arbers money. Record stands at 19 boosts beaten from 26 attempts so I’m doing quite well with it. [Post edited 24 Sep 14:37]
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Nice. Ever considered a lay of the day tipping service? | |
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| Missus abroad. A ‘free’ house. What to do? on 15:14 - Sep 24 with 395 views | norfsufblue |
If it were me I guess most of the weekend will be dominated by immersing myself in the Ryder Cup.... opportunity to get a few mates round for proper Eurovision Event maybe |  | | |
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