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Today’s Lunch Sensation 14:42 - Oct 14 with 1010 viewsChurchman

1. Fresh good quality bread. Not Warburtons toastie but a loaf from the bakers. None of that brown rubbish either or that dreadful stuff filled with trill and birdseed.

2. Proper salted butter. Not that manufactured chemical ridden grease and earwax horror

3. Thinly sliced oak smoked ham. Two slices of.

4. Strong cheddar. Today, West Country strength 6.

5. Plain crisps. A layer.

6. A light layer of sandwich spread on the top slice.

Crush the buttered + spread top slice on. Lightly crush with the palm of the hand and use a sharp knife to cut the sandwich.

A taste sensation. You’ll thank me for it.
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Today’s Lunch Sensation on 14:49 - Oct 14 with 965 viewsCotty

If sandwich spread isn't manufactured chemical ridden grease and earwax horror, what is it?

Missing some chutney me laddo. I'd probably pass on the crisps as well as the axle grease.
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None of that is "homemade".... on 14:52 - Oct 14 with 950 viewsBloots

....nor is it bought from an independent "farm shop" type establishment.

It will therefore not be tolerated on here.

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Today’s Lunch Sensation on 15:02 - Oct 14 with 900 viewsronnyd

Sandwich spread looks like vomit.
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Today’s Lunch Sensation on 15:06 - Oct 14 with 884 viewsBlueBoots

Adding sandwich spread at the end reminded me of this...

https://www.tiktok.com/@jacobrumens8/video/7217032109909626117

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Today’s Lunch Sensation on 15:09 - Oct 14 with 862 viewsHerbivore

Only ingredients 1 and 5 are acceptable.

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Today’s Lunch Sensation on 15:22 - Oct 14 with 834 viewshomer_123

Today’s Lunch Sensation on 15:09 - Oct 14 by Herbivore

Only ingredients 1 and 5 are acceptable.


Or even needed.

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Today’s Lunch Sensation on 15:22 - Oct 14 with 834 viewshomer_123

Will that be processed ham per chance?

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Today’s Lunch Sensation on 15:31 - Oct 14 with 801 viewsGavTWTD

I was genuinely hoping for something a bit special there but I won't be trying that.

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Today’s Lunch Sensation on 15:48 - Oct 14 with 745 viewsChurchman

Today’s Lunch Sensation on 15:22 - Oct 14 by homer_123

Will that be processed ham per chance?


No idea. Came out of the supermarket. I’m hardly going to start cleaving lumps of Porky down the road! It’s ham ffs.

As for sandwich spread, you lot need to broaden your minds. It’s even got your five a day in it (I assume the little orange and green bits are veg)

The bread was from a bakery. It’s a good one too.
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Today’s Lunch Sensation on 15:55 - Oct 14 with 724 viewsChurchman

Today’s Lunch Sensation on 15:09 - Oct 14 by Herbivore

Only ingredients 1 and 5 are acceptable.


Well you’ve at least made a start to a top sandwich.
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Today’s Lunch Sensation on 16:09 - Oct 14 with 690 viewseireblue

Today’s Lunch Sensation on 15:48 - Oct 14 by Churchman

No idea. Came out of the supermarket. I’m hardly going to start cleaving lumps of Porky down the road! It’s ham ffs.

As for sandwich spread, you lot need to broaden your minds. It’s even got your five a day in it (I assume the little orange and green bits are veg)

The bread was from a bakery. It’s a good one too.


Tut, didn’t make your bread…
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Today’s Lunch Sensation on 16:18 - Oct 14 with 672 viewsChurchman

Today’s Lunch Sensation on 16:09 - Oct 14 by eireblue

Tut, didn’t make your bread…


Goodness no. I like to support the economy! Give the hard working tax payer a living.

The real reason is that I’ve never had home made bread that has been up to much. My sister used to make it and it had the texture of a breeze block. Day two, you need3d a chain saw to cut it.

Mrs Cs efforts were better but despite lying through my teeth saying how nice it was (I’m not stupid) it really wasn’t. It’s up there with home made wine. Truly appalling stuff.

We tried home made cider when we had no money. Blew up the gas man. I thought the green tinge was apples. So I filled god knows how many bottled from the plastic bin and didn’t think about it. Gas man checked the meter. He must have touched one and the whole lot went off. He came out covered in the stuff and a little shocked. He wasn’t happy about it, but hey ho, never mind.

Never bothered with it again.
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Today’s Lunch Sensation on 19:15 - Oct 14 with 502 viewsSmoresy

Lol didn't realise "sandwich spread" was an actual thing, what a mercifully sheltered life I have lived.
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Today’s Lunch Sensation on 19:24 - Oct 14 with 484 viewsCheltenham_Blue

Today’s Lunch Sensation on 15:22 - Oct 14 by homer_123

Will that be processed ham per chance?


I don't think you can get photographic ham any more, besides, the developer tastes horrible and fix will rot your teeth.

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Today’s Lunch Sensation on 20:49 - Oct 14 with 402 viewsBlueinBrum

Today’s Lunch Sensation on 19:15 - Oct 14 by Smoresy

Lol didn't realise "sandwich spread" was an actual thing, what a mercifully sheltered life I have lived.


I have also never heard of this stuff. Having googled it I’m not in a rush to become acquainted.
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Today’s Lunch Sensation on 20:54 - Oct 14 with 380 viewsChurchman

Today’s Lunch Sensation on 20:49 - Oct 14 by BlueinBrum

I have also never heard of this stuff. Having googled it I’m not in a rush to become acquainted.


You should try it. It’s fabulous. Flavoursome, full of good things mmmmm. Great with most things, especially cheese but a spoonful straight from the jar? a treat!!

Available in most Supermarkets.

Edit: ingredients - Heinz sandwich spread contains vegetables (like cabbage, carrots, gherkins, and onions), rapeseed oil, vinegar, sugar, and modified starch. Other ingredients include egg yolks, salt, mustard, and various spices and thickeners like guar gum and xanthan gum.

All good.
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Today’s Lunch Sensation on 21:26 - Oct 14 with 337 viewsNBVJohn

Today’s Lunch Sensation on 15:02 - Oct 14 by ronnyd

Sandwich spread looks like vomit.


There’s a reason for that….
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Today’s Lunch Sensation on 22:35 - Oct 14 with 279 viewsBlueandTruesince82

Ruined by the sandwich spread this. A light spread of Branston instead and you're talking

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Today’s Lunch Sensation on 22:46 - Oct 14 with 267 viewsChurchman

Today’s Lunch Sensation on 22:35 - Oct 14 by BlueandTruesince82

Ruined by the sandwich spread this. A light spread of Branston instead and you're talking


I like Branston too. A lot. Fresh bread, strong cheese and a layer of BP and the worlds a happy place.
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Today’s Lunch Sensation on 08:53 - Oct 15 with 140 viewsEdwardStone

Today’s Lunch Sensation on 22:46 - Oct 14 by Churchman

I like Branston too. A lot. Fresh bread, strong cheese and a layer of BP and the worlds a happy place.


Small chunk Branston Pickle.....

What a genius invention, just like Branston but smaller

What a time to be alive !!
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