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For a Norwich City Christmas, my true love gave to me: 20:26 - Nov 1 with 2262 viewsNthQldITFC

12 ...,
11 ...,
10 ...,
9 ...,
8 ...,
7 ...,
6 fingered knitwear,
5 ten-niiiis balls,
4 ...,
3 ...,
2 ...,
and a lack of major tro-phies

I need to write a Christmas song for my friends in Norfolk, and I'm struggling to come up with anything creative. Can you help me fill in any gaps?

Good work by Philogene...... GREAT WORK BY PHILOGENE!!!
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For a Norwich City Christmas, my true love gave to me: on 20:55 - Nov 1 with 2154 viewsKeno

123 year worse season
11 clock work dummies
10
9 ...,
8 ...,
7 ...,
6 fingered knitwear,
5 ten-niiiis balls,
4 ...,
3 ...,
2 ...,
and a lack of major tro-phies
[Post edited 1 Nov 2025 20:55]

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For a Norwich City Christmas, my true love gave to me: on 20:59 - Nov 1 with 2137 viewsRe_User

Related, I remember there was a rewritten version of Band Aid’s Do they know it’s Christmas? in an issue of TWTD about 20 years ago, the most memorable line being ‘Here’s to us, 3 points for everyone, here’s to them, travelling to Gillingham’.

Considering things look like they are going the same way, it might be worth digging it out and updating it.
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For a Norwich City Christmas, my true love gave to me: on 21:04 - Nov 1 with 2114 viewsbefxblue

Feed the scummers,
Buy them some more tennis balls.
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For a Norwich City Christmas, my true love gave to me: on 21:05 - Nov 1 with 2114 viewsIndependentlyBlue

Two stands a-burning?

Better to stay silent and be thought a fool than open your mouth and remove all doubt

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For a Norwich City Christmas, my true love gave to me: on 21:08 - Nov 1 with 2099 viewsSwansea_Blue

For a Norwich City Christmas, my true love gave to me: on 20:55 - Nov 1 by Keno

123 year worse season
11 clock work dummies
10
9 ...,
8 ...,
7 ...,
6 fingered knitwear,
5 ten-niiiis balls,
4 ...,
3 ...,
2 ...,
and a lack of major tro-phies
[Post edited 1 Nov 2025 20:55]


123 year worse season
11 clock work dummies
A 10 we sold to Ipswich
9 ...,
8 ...,
7 ...,
6 fingered knitwear,
5 ten-niiiis balls,
4 ...,
3 ...,
2 ...,
and a lack of major tro-phies

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For a Norwich City Christmas, my true love gave to me: on 21:08 - Nov 1 with 2099 viewsHugoagogo_Reborn

12 months of misery
11 clockwork dummies
10 mill for Núñez
9 ...,
8 ...,
7 drinks for Delia
6 fingered knitwear,
5 ten-niiiis balls,
4 burning stands
3 semi-finals
2 Gunns in goal
and a lack of major tro-phies
[Post edited 1 Nov 2025 21:48]

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For a Norwich City Christmas, my true love gave to me: on 21:48 - Nov 1 with 1954 viewsArchiRob

For a Norwich City Christmas, my true love gave to me: on 21:05 - Nov 1 by IndependentlyBlue

Two stands a-burning?


Two left footed players, Alan Partridge in a poor tree

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For a Norwich City Christmas, my true love gave to me: on 23:30 - Nov 1 with 1860 viewsPlums

For a Norwich City Christmas, my true love gave to me: on 21:08 - Nov 1 by Hugoagogo_Reborn

12 months of misery
11 clockwork dummies
10 mill for Núñez
9 ...,
8 ...,
7 drinks for Delia
6 fingered knitwear,
5 ten-niiiis balls,
4 burning stands
3 semi-finals
2 Gunns in goal
and a lack of major tro-phies
[Post edited 1 Nov 2025 21:48]


12 months of misery
11 clockwork dummies
10 mill for Núñez
9's up for sale
8 webbed toes
7 drinks for Delia
6 fingered knitwear,
5 ten-niiiis balls,
4 burning stands
3 semi-finals
2 Gunns in goal
and a lack of major tro-phies

It's 106 miles to Portman Road, we've got a full tank of gas, half a round of Port Salut, it's dark... and we're wearing blue tinted sunglasses.
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For a Norwich City Christmas, my true love gave to me: on 23:50 - Nov 1 with 1804 viewsBlueandTruesince82

8 points in November. Classic Glenn Roeder quote

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For a Norwich City Christmas, my true love gave to me: on 00:08 - Nov 2 with 1780 viewsjoepublic

Two sisters waiting

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For a Norwich City Christmas, my true love gave to me: on 00:25 - Nov 2 with 1743 viewsEverydayblue

For a Norwich City Christmas, my true love gave to me: on 21:48 - Nov 1 by ArchiRob

Two left footed players, Alan Partridge in a poor tree


Uppie for the Partridge reference...
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For a Norwich City Christmas, my true love gave to me: on 06:01 - Nov 2 with 1668 viewsLegendofthePhoenix

For a Norwich City Christmas, my true love gave to me: on 21:08 - Nov 1 by Swansea_Blue

123 year worse season
11 clock work dummies
A 10 we sold to Ipswich
9 ...,
8 ...,
7 ...,
6 fingered knitwear,
5 ten-niiiis balls,
4 ...,
3 ...,
2 ...,
and a lack of major tro-phies


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For a Norwich City Christmas, my true love gave to me: on 08:28 - Nov 2 with 1519 viewsJuggsy

7 inbred children
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For a Norwich City Christmas, my true love gave to me: on 17:39 - Nov 2 with 1364 viewsHugoagogo_Reborn

For a Norwich City Christmas, my true love gave to me: on 23:30 - Nov 1 by Plums

12 months of misery
11 clockwork dummies
10 mill for Núñez
9's up for sale
8 webbed toes
7 drinks for Delia
6 fingered knitwear,
5 ten-niiiis balls,
4 burning stands
3 semi-finals
2 Gunns in goal
and a lack of major tro-phies


I'm bumping this, because it could actually have the potential to become a proper derby day song to rival "Hark now hear...."

It needs work, but, boy, if it got sung on the terraces in full voice - I think it would be the ultimate derby song.
[Post edited 2 Nov 2025 17:41]

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For a Norwich City Christmas, my true love gave to me: on 17:54 - Nov 2 with 1328 viewsRozz

For a Norwich City Christmas, my true love gave to me: on 17:39 - Nov 2 by Hugoagogo_Reborn

I'm bumping this, because it could actually have the potential to become a proper derby day song to rival "Hark now hear...."

It needs work, but, boy, if it got sung on the terraces in full voice - I think it would be the ultimate derby song.
[Post edited 2 Nov 2025 17:41]


Imagining our lot try to muddle through this made me chuckle.
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For a Norwich City Christmas, my true love gave to me: on 19:31 - Nov 2 with 1262 viewsHugoagogo_Reborn

For a Norwich City Christmas, my true love gave to me: on 17:54 - Nov 2 by Rozz

Imagining our lot try to muddle through this made me chuckle.


I guess the main obstacle is alcohol, rather than intelligence, but imagine if they actually nailed it? It could be the best derby chant in history!

If fans could actually learn it, it would be iconic!
[Post edited 2 Nov 2025 19:32]

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For a Norwich City Christmas, my true love gave to me: on 19:34 - Nov 2 with 1249 viewsNthQldITFC

For a Norwich City Christmas, my true love gave to me: on 19:31 - Nov 2 by Hugoagogo_Reborn

I guess the main obstacle is alcohol, rather than intelligence, but imagine if they actually nailed it? It could be the best derby chant in history!

If fans could actually learn it, it would be iconic!
[Post edited 2 Nov 2025 19:32]


With me, it's a bit of both. Well, quite a lot of both, if truth be told.

Good work by Philogene...... GREAT WORK BY PHILOGENE!!!
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For a Norwich City Christmas, my true love gave to me: on 21:14 - Nov 2 with 1185 viewsHugoagogo_Reborn

For a Norwich City Christmas, my true love gave to me: on 19:34 - Nov 2 by NthQldITFC

With me, it's a bit of both. Well, quite a lot of both, if truth be told.


Can you imagine, though? Norwich fans couldn't even come up with something this brilliant. It would be the last nail in the coffin of Norwich's attempts at trying to be Pride of Anglia....

Maybe I'm being melodramatic, but if that chant got traction on the terraces, it would be iconic.
[Post edited 2 Nov 2025 21:15]

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For a Norwich City Christmas, my true love gave to me: on 00:34 - Nov 3 with 1095 viewsVanSaParody

Who'll be bottom at Christmas?
Well, let's be 'avin' thee

Twelve Lords of Nelson
Eleven yellow bellies
Ten-nis ball protest
Nine Bernard Matthews
Hate the scum, stand up!
Delia follows buses
Six fingered knitwear

He's in your head

Your awful bird
Sister's scared
Two goalie Gunns
Alan Partridge into tier three
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For a Norwich City Christmas, my true love gave to me: on 09:24 - Nov 3 with 967 viewsMrBeckinsale

For a Norwich City Christmas, my true love gave to me: on 06:01 - Nov 2 by LegendofthePhoenix

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For a Norwich City Christmas, my true love gave to me: on 11:28 - Nov 3 with 880 viewsEdmundo

For a Norwich City Christmas, my true love gave to me: on 20:55 - Nov 1 by Keno

123 year worse season
11 clock work dummies
10
9 ...,
8 ...,
7 ...,
6 fingered knitwear,
5 ten-niiiis balls,
4 ...,
3 ...,
2 ...,
and a lack of major tro-phies
[Post edited 1 Nov 2025 20:55]


123 year worse season
11 clock work dummies
10 managers since Lambert
9 ...,
8 ...,
7 home defeats
6 fingered knitwear,
5 ten-niiiis balls,
4 ...,
3 ...,
2 ...,
and a lack of major tro-phies

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For a Norwich City Christmas, my true love gave to me: on 11:45 - Nov 3 with 855 viewsMrPotatoHead

Snow is falling, all around me
Ipswich playing, having fun
It's the season, another Town promotion
Merry Christmas, Norwich scum.
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For a Norwich City Christmas, my true love gave to me: on 13:01 - Nov 3 with 756 viewsEverydayblue

12 th... Man for Delia
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And a big fat lets be avin you...
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For a Norwich City Christmas, my true love gave to me: on 15:09 - Nov 3 with 708 viewsflykickingbybgunn

For a Norwich City Christmas, my true love gave to me: on 11:28 - Nov 3 by Edmundo

123 year worse season
11 clock work dummies
10 managers since Lambert
9 ...,
8 ...,
7 home defeats
6 fingered knitwear,
5 ten-niiiis balls,
4 ...,
3 ...,
2 ...,
and a lack of major tro-phies


Got to be
7 Home defeats
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For a Norwich City Christmas, my true love gave to me: on 17:31 - Nov 3 with 653 viewsfootball

For a Norwich City Christmas, my true love gave to me: on 11:45 - Nov 3 by MrPotatoHead

Snow is falling, all around me
Ipswich playing, having fun
It's the season, another Town promotion
Merry Christmas, Norwich scum.


Barclay's falling, all around us
then the rest....
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