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Happy St George's Day! 00:46 - Apr 23 with 1089 viewsorfordbuoy

Thank England for:
Berners Lee and the WWW
Electric Motor
Newton
Darwin
Industrial Revolution
Boxing
Hawking
being the parents of Australia and Canada
Darts
Smallpox vaccine
Dawkins
Wilberforce and the Abolition of Slavery
Dickens
Cricket
Bronte
Microchip
Leading the fight against the Emperor, the Kaiser and Hitler's Nazis
Parliamentary Democracy
Rugby
Babbage
McKellen
and thousands more, including Football
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Happy St George's Day! on 05:28 - Apr 23 with 943 viewsBenters

Happy St.George’s day to you buh 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

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Happy St George's Day! on 05:47 - Apr 23 with 930 viewschicoazul

The parents of Australia, eh.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/

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Happy St George's Day! on 06:23 - Apr 23 with 904 viewsFtnfwest

Happy St George’s Day to you too Sir
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Happy St George's Day! on 06:50 - Apr 23 with 868 viewsnoggin

"Between 12 and 29 million Indians died of starvation while it was under the control of the British Empire, as millions of tons of wheat were exported to Britain as famine raged in India.
In 1943, up to four million Bengalis starved to death when Winston Churchill diverted food to British soldiers and countries such as Greece while a deadly famine swept through Bengal.
Talking about the Bengal famine in 1943, Churchill said: “I hate Indians. They are a beastly people with a beastly religion. The famine was their own fault for breeding like rabbits.”

And thousands more, including football.

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Happy St George's Day! on 07:15 - Apr 23 with 836 viewsHerbivore

Some fairly high level whitewashing of English history there mate, but happy St George's Day to you nonetheless.

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Happy St George's Day! on 07:16 - Apr 23 with 819 viewsWallingford_Boy

And Happy St George’s Day to you too fellow Oxford boy!

Oh…

RIP Sir Bobby

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Happy St George's Day! on 07:20 - Apr 23 with 782 viewsBenters

Happy St George's Day! on 06:50 - Apr 23 by noggin

"Between 12 and 29 million Indians died of starvation while it was under the control of the British Empire, as millions of tons of wheat were exported to Britain as famine raged in India.
In 1943, up to four million Bengalis starved to death when Winston Churchill diverted food to British soldiers and countries such as Greece while a deadly famine swept through Bengal.
Talking about the Bengal famine in 1943, Churchill said: “I hate Indians. They are a beastly people with a beastly religion. The famine was their own fault for breeding like rabbits.”

And thousands more, including football.


Here he is Englands No.1 hater.

How’s Norway this morning?
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Happy St George's Day! on 07:22 - Apr 23 with 765 viewsBenters

Happy St George's Day! on 07:16 - Apr 23 by Wallingford_Boy

And Happy St George’s Day to you too fellow Oxford boy!

Oh…


Orford not Oxford.

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Happy St George's Day! on 07:23 - Apr 23 with 752 viewsnoggin

Happy St George's Day! on 07:20 - Apr 23 by Benters

Here he is Englands No.1 hater.

How’s Norway this morning?
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Norway is lovely today thanks. Sun is shining and the birds are singing in the trees.

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Happy St George's Day! on 07:44 - Apr 23 with 697 viewsBenters

Happy St George's Day! on 07:23 - Apr 23 by noggin

Norway is lovely today thanks. Sun is shining and the birds are singing in the trees.


Smashing.

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Happy St George's Day! on 07:59 - Apr 23 with 632 viewsHerbivore

Happy St George's Day! on 07:20 - Apr 23 by Benters

Here he is Englands No.1 hater.

How’s Norway this morning?
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You voted Brexit and support Farage, I don't think you're in a position to accuse other people of hating fbis country, mate.

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Happy St George's Day! on 10:05 - Apr 23 with 557 viewsGuthrum

A lot of the Industrial Revolution was Scottish.

And the proper English patron saint is Edmund.

But happy St George's day all the same.

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Happy St George's Day! on 10:09 - Apr 23 with 547 viewsCamul123

Happy St George's Day! on 07:20 - Apr 23 by Benters

Here he is Englands No.1 hater.

How’s Norway this morning?
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Chapeau
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Happy St George's Day! on 10:48 - Apr 23 with 508 viewsleitrimblue

Cornish Pasties
Fake tan
Cheap tattoos
Pot Noodle
Saveloys
Bacon Sarnies
Page 3 Girls
Leaving 20p on the side of a pool table to indicate its your go next
Laughing at the temporary misfortune of others.
Bernard Manning
Timmy Mallet
The Fun House Twins
Barry Sheene
Geoff Capes
Brian Jacks
Shove a penny
Knock down ginger
Wedgies
Sh1tty Stick
Subbuteo
Banger racing
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Happy St George's Day! on 11:03 - Apr 23 with 474 viewsBenters

Happy St George's Day! on 07:59 - Apr 23 by Herbivore

You voted Brexit and support Farage, I don't think you're in a position to accuse other people of hating fbis country, mate.


Balls

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Happy St George's Day! on 11:28 - Apr 23 with 422 viewsMattinLondon

Happy St George's Day! on 07:20 - Apr 23 by Benters

Here he is Englands No.1 hater.

How’s Norway this morning?
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Noggin is a hatter? Didn’t realise he supported Luton.
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Happy St George's Day! on 11:34 - Apr 23 with 406 viewsiamatractorboy

Happy St George's Day! on 10:48 - Apr 23 by leitrimblue

Cornish Pasties
Fake tan
Cheap tattoos
Pot Noodle
Saveloys
Bacon Sarnies
Page 3 Girls
Leaving 20p on the side of a pool table to indicate its your go next
Laughing at the temporary misfortune of others.
Bernard Manning
Timmy Mallet
The Fun House Twins
Barry Sheene
Geoff Capes
Brian Jacks
Shove a penny
Knock down ginger
Wedgies
Sh1tty Stick
Subbuteo
Banger racing


Half price cracked ice
And miles and miles of carpet tiles
TVs, deep freeze
And David Bowie LPs
Ball games, gold chains, what's-names
And at a push
Some Trevor Francis track suits
From a mush in Shepherds Bush
Bush, Bush, Bush, Bush, Bush, Bush, Bush
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Happy St George's Day! on 12:09 - Apr 23 with 354 viewsBenters

Happy St George's Day! on 11:28 - Apr 23 by MattinLondon

Noggin is a hatter? Didn’t realise he supported Luton.


Cheers Matt

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Happy St George's Day! on 12:58 - Apr 23 with 286 viewsDJR

How about a song and a flag?

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Happy St George's Day! on 17:10 - Apr 23 with 181 viewsGlasgowBlue


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Happy St George's Day! on 17:21 - Apr 23 with 156 viewsDJR

A song from my childhood.

England swings like a pendulum do
Bobbies on bicycles, two by two
Westminster Abbey, the tower of Big Ben
The rosy-red cheeks of the little children

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Happy St George's Day! on 17:23 - Apr 23 with 141 viewsDJR

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Happy St George's Day! on 17:49 - Apr 23 with 109 viewsVanSaParody

Sir Alf

Sir Bobby

England

& St George
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Happy St George's Day! on 17:54 - Apr 23 with 102 viewsBenters

Happy St George's Day! on 17:21 - Apr 23 by DJR

A song from my childhood.

England swings like a pendulum do
Bobbies on bicycles, two by two
Westminster Abbey, the tower of Big Ben
The rosy-red cheeks of the little children



I remember my mum singing this to me when I was a sprog,God bless her x.

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Happy St George's Day! on 18:31 - Apr 23 with 70 viewsDJR

Sorry to dampen the mood.



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