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Nigel’s Charade… 16:34 - Jul 7 with 2410 viewsITFC_Forever

He knows Clacton is a safe seat for Reform, so will probably win a by-election and then claim the electorate backed him.

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Nigel’s Charade… on 16:40 - Jul 7 with 1946 viewsBlueBadger

...and then there'll be another one when when the parliamentary standards commission give agin a ban.

Value for the taxpayer, right there.

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Nigel’s Charade… on 16:41 - Jul 7 with 1944 viewsZx1988

Is it that much of a sure thing, though?

Restore will throw the kitchen sink at the seat, and could get some traction with the line 'we're just as racist as Nige (if not more so), but your MP will actually spend time in the constituency'.

Looking at the previous figures I don't think there's anywhere enough of a non-Reform vote to come riding through the middle, even if Restore do a good job of creating the split.

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Nigel’s Charade… on 16:54 - Jul 7 with 1876 viewsITFC_Forever

Nigel’s Charade… on 16:41 - Jul 7 by Zx1988

Is it that much of a sure thing, though?

Restore will throw the kitchen sink at the seat, and could get some traction with the line 'we're just as racist as Nige (if not more so), but your MP will actually spend time in the constituency'.

Looking at the previous figures I don't think there's anywhere enough of a non-Reform vote to come riding through the middle, even if Restore do a good job of creating the split.


All too fragmented now.

Nige, Rupe and Kemi-who are splitting the right too much, Labour are recovering (or will be) from Sir Kier trying to appeal to those who’ll never agree with him and the Libs and Greens don’t stand a chance there.

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Nigel’s Charade… on 17:11 - Jul 7 with 1789 viewsKievthegreat

Nigel’s Charade… on 16:41 - Jul 7 by Zx1988

Is it that much of a sure thing, though?

Restore will throw the kitchen sink at the seat, and could get some traction with the line 'we're just as racist as Nige (if not more so), but your MP will actually spend time in the constituency'.

Looking at the previous figures I don't think there's anywhere enough of a non-Reform vote to come riding through the middle, even if Restore do a good job of creating the split.


Restore saying they won't stand a candidate as it's a joke election. They'll wait till he's found guilting for his dodgy gifts and has to have another.

Does beg the question of whether every major party should just not stand anyone. No campaigns, no coverage, deny him oxygen for his farce.
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Nigel’s Charade… on 17:13 - Jul 7 with 1763 viewsZx1988

Nigel’s Charade… on 17:11 - Jul 7 by Kievthegreat

Restore saying they won't stand a candidate as it's a joke election. They'll wait till he's found guilting for his dodgy gifts and has to have another.

Does beg the question of whether every major party should just not stand anyone. No campaigns, no coverage, deny him oxygen for his farce.


If Restore aren't standing, then I'm with you - no point in holding an election.

Have all the major parties refuse to stand, see if the minor parties and independents can be encouraged to do similar, and have an uncontested election with no need for the costs.

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Nigel’s Charade… on 17:16 - Jul 7 with 1757 viewsBlueBadger

Nigel’s Charade… on 16:41 - Jul 7 by Zx1988

Is it that much of a sure thing, though?

Restore will throw the kitchen sink at the seat, and could get some traction with the line 'we're just as racist as Nige (if not more so), but your MP will actually spend time in the constituency'.

Looking at the previous figures I don't think there's anywhere enough of a non-Reform vote to come riding through the middle, even if Restore do a good job of creating the split.


I'd like to see the other parties step aside to allow Count Binface a clear run at it.

edit - I'm not even joking. We've seen on here alone in recent times how the far right don't like it when people take the piss out of them. Imagine a whole country watching Farage desperately trying to come across as statesmanlike facing off against an independent space warrior with a bin on his head.

And the banta in the commons afterward.
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Nigel’s Charade… on 17:16 - Jul 7 with 1734 viewsKievthegreat

Nigel’s Charade… on 17:13 - Jul 7 by Zx1988

If Restore aren't standing, then I'm with you - no point in holding an election.

Have all the major parties refuse to stand, see if the minor parties and independents can be encouraged to do similar, and have an uncontested election with no need for the costs.


Ed Davey saying that they shouldn't accept any resignation till the completion of the investigation (not sure if possible), but that if an election is held before then that every other party should boycott the by-election.
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Nigel’s Charade… on 17:29 - Jul 7 with 1682 viewsRonFearonsHair

So now he's saying it's ok to leave and then rejoin?
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Nigel’s Charade… on 17:42 - Jul 7 with 1607 viewsITFC_Forever

Nigel’s Charade… on 17:29 - Jul 7 by RonFearonsHair

So now he's saying it's ok to leave and then rejoin?


He couldn’t possibly….

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Nigel’s Charade… on 17:44 - Jul 7 with 1591 viewsredrickstuhaart

Nigel’s Charade… on 16:40 - Jul 7 by BlueBadger

...and then there'll be another one when when the parliamentary standards commission give agin a ban.

Value for the taxpayer, right there.


It is being suggested that the investigation ceases when he stops being an MP.

As a newly elected MP, he is then obliged to declare stuff in the 12 months before election- which pushes all the dates forward. Not looked into it, but it sounds a possible loophole / motive.

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Nigel’s Charade… on 17:44 - Jul 7 with 1584 viewsSwansea_Blue

Nigel’s Charade… on 17:29 - Jul 7 by RonFearonsHair

So now he's saying it's ok to leave and then rejoin?



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Nigel’s Charade… on 17:45 - Jul 7 with 1564 viewsKievthegreat

Nigel’s Charade… on 17:44 - Jul 7 by redrickstuhaart

It is being suggested that the investigation ceases when he stops being an MP.

As a newly elected MP, he is then obliged to declare stuff in the 12 months before election- which pushes all the dates forward. Not looked into it, but it sounds a possible loophole / motive.


It pauses, it doesn't go away. If he gets back in it carries on as before.
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Nigel’s Charade… on 17:46 - Jul 7 with 1556 viewsredrickstuhaart

Nigel’s Charade… on 17:45 - Jul 7 by Kievthegreat

It pauses, it doesn't go away. If he gets back in it carries on as before.


It can be restarted by the sounds of it. But not automatic.

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Nigel’s Charade… on 17:51 - Jul 7 with 1512 viewsSwansea_Blue

Nigel’s Charade… on 17:44 - Jul 7 by redrickstuhaart

It is being suggested that the investigation ceases when he stops being an MP.

As a newly elected MP, he is then obliged to declare stuff in the 12 months before election- which pushes all the dates forward. Not looked into it, but it sounds a possible loophole / motive.


Unless the guidance has changed in the last few hours, the complaints are only suspended pending the outcome of the by-election. The commissioner can also continue with their investigation at their discretion. Unless the earlier explanations today were wrong of course.

Doesn’t really matter anyway. He’s still a dodgy, racist ****

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Nigel’s Charade… on 17:52 - Jul 7 with 1505 viewsKievthegreat

Nigel’s Charade… on 17:46 - Jul 7 by redrickstuhaart

It can be restarted by the sounds of it. But not automatic.


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Reads to me that it's automatically resumed upon re-election. Although we'll have to wait and see. Maybe Count Binface will save the day.
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Nigel’s Charade… on 17:52 - Jul 7 with 1508 viewsBlueBadger

Nigel’s Charade… on 17:11 - Jul 7 by Kievthegreat

Restore saying they won't stand a candidate as it's a joke election. They'll wait till he's found guilting for his dodgy gifts and has to have another.

Does beg the question of whether every major party should just not stand anyone. No campaigns, no coverage, deny him oxygen for his farce.


Sky news Australia claiming that Count Binface they only conformed other candidate this far.

https://www.skynews.com.au/wor

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Nigel’s Charade… on 19:17 - Jul 7 with 1351 viewsEastTownBlue

Nigel’s Charade… on 17:16 - Jul 7 by BlueBadger

I'd like to see the other parties step aside to allow Count Binface a clear run at it.

edit - I'm not even joking. We've seen on here alone in recent times how the far right don't like it when people take the piss out of them. Imagine a whole country watching Farage desperately trying to come across as statesmanlike facing off against an independent space warrior with a bin on his head.

And the banta in the commons afterward.
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Tories, Labour, Lib Dems and Restore will not be standing. The only confirmed candidates are Reform and Count Binface. Watch Nige do a humiliating u-turn and claim the other parties are too scared or something.
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Nigel’s Charade… on 20:34 - Jul 7 with 1269 viewsZx1988

Nigel’s Charade… on 17:16 - Jul 7 by BlueBadger

I'd like to see the other parties step aside to allow Count Binface a clear run at it.

edit - I'm not even joking. We've seen on here alone in recent times how the far right don't like it when people take the piss out of them. Imagine a whole country watching Farage desperately trying to come across as statesmanlike facing off against an independent space warrior with a bin on his head.

And the banta in the commons afterward.
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Even Binface retaining his deposit would be rather brilliant.

I assume, if it did turn into a two-horse race, the media would be obliged to give Binface as much coverage as Novgorod Nige, right?

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Nigel’s Charade… on 20:48 - Jul 7 with 1211 viewsBent_double

Nigel’s Charade… on 20:34 - Jul 7 by Zx1988

Even Binface retaining his deposit would be rather brilliant.

I assume, if it did turn into a two-horse race, the media would be obliged to give Binface as much coverage as Novgorod Nige, right?


If I still lived in Clacton, my vote would definitely go to Binface.

So much better than the alternative.

Come on Clactonians, you know it makes sense.

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Nigel’s Charade… on 20:53 - Jul 7 with 1187 viewseireblue

Nigel’s Charade… on 20:48 - Jul 7 by Bent_double

If I still lived in Clacton, my vote would definitely go to Binface.

So much better than the alternative.

Come on Clactonians, you know it makes sense.


Hmmmm, a pleasant long weekend in Clacton, doing some canvassing, tempting.
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Nigel’s Charade… on 22:12 - Jul 7 with 1069 viewsITFC_Essex

Only Green are challenging him, which means if everyone anti-Nige votes Green, on a poor turnout he could be gone.

I suspect that's what he wants, he never wanted to be PM or run a Government, his whole political career is vanishing before D-Day moments.

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Nigel’s Charade… on 22:25 - Jul 7 with 1045 viewsreusersfreekicks

Nigel’s Charade… on 22:12 - Jul 7 by ITFC_Essex

Only Green are challenging him, which means if everyone anti-Nige votes Green, on a poor turnout he could be gone.

I suspect that's what he wants, he never wanted to be PM or run a Government, his whole political career is vanishing before D-Day moments.


Hope the Greens reconsider and withdraw
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Nigel’s Charade… on 04:26 - Jul 8 with 934 viewsBlueBadger

Nigel’s Charade… on 20:53 - Jul 7 by eireblue

Hmmmm, a pleasant long weekend in Clacton, doing some canvassing, tempting.


Im tempted to contact the guy, start a gofundme for campaign funds for him and give whatever is left over to a refugee or lgbtq charity.

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Nigel’s Charade… on 08:12 - Jul 8 with 796 viewsnrb1985

Nigel’s Charade… on 17:16 - Jul 7 by BlueBadger

I'd like to see the other parties step aside to allow Count Binface a clear run at it.

edit - I'm not even joking. We've seen on here alone in recent times how the far right don't like it when people take the piss out of them. Imagine a whole country watching Farage desperately trying to come across as statesmanlike facing off against an independent space warrior with a bin on his head.

And the banta in the commons afterward.
[Post edited 7 Jul 17:48]


Binface has confirmed he’s standing.

Going to be bloody funny hearing what he has to say about Nige.
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Nigel’s Charade… on 09:53 - Jul 8 with 708 viewsKievthegreat

Nigel’s Charade… on 22:25 - Jul 7 by reusersfreekicks

Hope the Greens reconsider and withdraw


Greens said they would let the local party decide. The local party have decided they won't stand anyone.

I genuinely hope we get just Binface and Frogface with no other protest options. Could be hilarious.

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