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My wife just threw 5 cricket balls at me 16:17 - Sep 15 with 953 views_CliveBaker_

I've told her, 1 more and its over.
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My wife just threw 5 cricket balls at me on 16:37 - Sep 15 with 881 viewsDBaldy

What maiden her do that? It might be an idea to run-out of the house and try to give her the slip.
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My wife just threw 5 cricket balls at me on 16:51 - Sep 15 with 838 viewsKeno

My wife just threw 5 cricket balls at me on 16:37 - Sep 15 by DBaldy

What maiden her do that? It might be an idea to run-out of the house and try to give her the slip.


He strikes me as a short backward square**

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“And now Australia have a short backward square, David Boon fielding at silly mid on”

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My wife just threw 5 cricket balls at me on 16:51 - Sep 15 with 834 viewsBelsteadCav

👏🏻

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My wife just threw 5 cricket balls at me on 16:55 - Sep 15 with 820 viewsBloomBlue

I'm stumped, I don't get it
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My wife just threw 5 cricket balls at me on 16:57 - Sep 15 with 816 viewslongtimefan

Not if you're playing the "One Hundred". You're already over
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My wife just threw 5 cricket balls at me on 17:22 - Sep 15 with 751 viewsMullet

Afternoon hoppy

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My wife just threw 5 cricket balls at me on 17:23 - Sep 15 with 746 viewstonybied

A little Dickie Bird had told me she had fumbled it in the deep, and now you've got a sticky wicket. Sounds a bit of a silly point to me!
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My wife just threw 5 cricket balls at me on 17:25 - Sep 15 with 730 viewsKeno

My wife just threw 5 cricket balls at me on 17:22 - Sep 15 by Mullet

Afternoon hoppy


Isn’t that a fair unfair? It was actually vaguely funny,

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My wife just threw 5 cricket balls at me on 17:29 - Sep 15 with 706 viewsMullet

My wife just threw 5 cricket balls at me on 17:25 - Sep 15 by Keno

Isn’t that a fair unfair? It was actually vaguely funny,


Hence why I knew it wasn’t you!

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My wife just threw 5 cricket balls at me on 17:42 - Sep 15 with 675 viewshoppy

My wife just threw 5 cricket balls at me on 17:29 - Sep 15 by Mullet

Hence why I knew it wasn’t you!


You ok hun?

Lashing out, unprovoked...

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My wife just threw 5 cricket balls at me on 17:43 - Sep 15 with 674 viewshoppy

Probably a test.

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My wife just threw 5 cricket balls at me on 17:47 - Sep 15 with 657 viewsSwansea_Blue

My wife just threw 5 cricket balls at me on 17:42 - Sep 15 by hoppy

You ok hun?

Lashing out, unprovoked...


Phil needs to kick him out before he bails

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My wife just threw 5 cricket balls at me on 17:51 - Sep 15 with 630 viewshoppy

My wife just threw 5 cricket balls at me on 17:47 - Sep 15 by Swansea_Blue

Phil needs to kick him out before he bails


Bat, isn't kicking him a bit unnecessary?

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My wife just threw 5 cricket balls at me on 17:51 - Sep 15 with 627 viewsMullet

My wife just threw 5 cricket balls at me on 17:42 - Sep 15 by hoppy

You ok hun?

Lashing out, unprovoked...


Yeah but not at you x

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My wife just threw 5 cricket balls at me on 17:52 - Sep 15 with 622 viewshoppy

My wife just threw 5 cricket balls at me on 17:51 - Sep 15 by Mullet

Yeah but not at you x


If we ignore the initial "Afternoon hoppy"...

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My wife just threw 5 cricket balls at me on 17:58 - Sep 15 with 605 viewsFtnfwest

I did crease up at this
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My wife just threw 5 cricket balls at me on 18:04 - Sep 15 with 594 viewsarmchaircritic59

My wife just threw 5 cricket balls at me on 16:51 - Sep 15 by Keno

He strikes me as a short backward square**

** one of the best cricket commentary moments ever ..
“And now Australia have a short backward square, David Boon fielding at silly mid on”


Along with another Johnson classic " Botham's standing in the slips with his legs open, waiting for a tickle " :)
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My wife just threw 5 cricket balls at me on 18:05 - Sep 15 with 585 viewsKeno

My wife just threw 5 cricket balls at me on 17:29 - Sep 15 by Mullet

Hence why I knew it wasn’t you!


Obviously!

I’m never vaguely funny

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My wife just threw 5 cricket balls at me on 18:08 - Sep 15 with 576 viewsgrow_our_own

Can we please stop with these awful, cliched cricket puns. All getting a bit wide of the mark now.
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My wife just threw 5 cricket balls at me on 18:20 - Sep 15 with 533 viewsarmchaircritic59

My wife just threw 5 cricket balls at me on 18:08 - Sep 15 by grow_our_own

Can we please stop with these awful, cliched cricket puns. All getting a bit wide of the mark now.


Howzat?
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My wife just threw 5 cricket balls at me on 18:23 - Sep 15 with 524 viewshoppy

My wife just threw 5 cricket balls at me on 18:08 - Sep 15 by grow_our_own

Can we please stop with these awful, cliched cricket puns. All getting a bit wide of the mark now.


Interesting spin on it.

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My wife just threw 5 cricket balls at me on 18:38 - Sep 15 with 485 viewsbluestandard

My wife just threw 5 cricket balls at me on 16:37 - Sep 15 by DBaldy

What maiden her do that? It might be an idea to run-out of the house and try to give her the slip.


Unless she delivers a full toss, then you'll have had a good knock.
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My wife just threw 5 cricket balls at me on 18:41 - Sep 15 with 468 viewsgrow_our_own

My wife just threw 5 cricket balls at me on 18:38 - Sep 15 by bluestandard

Unless she delivers a full toss, then you'll have had a good knock.


I'd retire happy.
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My wife just threw 5 cricket balls at me on 18:57 - Sep 15 with 419 viewsKeno

My wife just threw 5 cricket balls at me on 18:38 - Sep 15 by bluestandard

Unless she delivers a full toss, then you'll have had a good knock.


Just wait till she gets to third man

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My wife just threw 5 cricket balls at me on 18:59 - Sep 15 with 411 viewsNeedhamMarketKop

The bowler's Holding the batsman's Willey.

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