| Self embarrassment amnesty 14:50 - May 3 with 15764 views | artsbossbeard |
What have you done that you look back upon and slap yourself on the forehead?
When I first got my PS4 I didn't read the packaging (of course), so I had no idea that the controllers were both rechargeable & wireless, I simply attached them to the USB sockets on the device.
I wrote an email to Sony UK to complain that I had to sit too close to the TV and that it was spoiling my gaming experience and received a very polite email back informing me that they should be disconnected when playing and they didn't call me stupid.
Beat that, fellow blues. |  |
| Please note: prior to hitting the post button, I've double checked for anything that could be construed as "Anti Semitic" and to the best of my knowledge it isn't. Anything deemed to be of a Xenophobic nature is therefore purely accidental or down to your own misconstruing. | | Poll: | Raining in IP8 - shall I get the washing in? |
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| Self embarrassment amnesty on 14:52 - May 3 with 4691 views | wkj |
I put hoppy on ignore without knowing it |  |
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| Self embarrassment amnesty on 14:53 - May 3 with 4681 views | Reuser_is_God |
Numbskull |  |
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| Self embarrassment amnesty on 14:55 - May 3 with 4678 views | SpruceMoose |
Made a comedy creation who was even better than my real life persona. There's not a day that goes by where I don't regret StupidBigMouthHead. |  |
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"Imagine being a heterosexual white male in Britain at this moment. How bad is that. Everything you say is racist, everything you say is homophobic. The Woke community have really f****d this country." | | Poll: | Selectamod |
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| Self embarrassment amnesty on 14:56 - May 3 with 4664 views | Lesta_Tractor |
I moved back to the UK from Australia...
I am a fudging moron. |  |
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| Self embarrassment amnesty on 14:57 - May 3 with 4659 views | artsbossbeard |
| Self embarrassment amnesty on 14:56 - May 3 by Lesta_Tractor |
I moved back to the UK from Australia...
I am a fudging moron. |
We have a winner (or loser). | |
| Please note: prior to hitting the post button, I've double checked for anything that could be construed as "Anti Semitic" and to the best of my knowledge it isn't. Anything deemed to be of a Xenophobic nature is therefore purely accidental or down to your own misconstruing. | | Poll: | Raining in IP8 - shall I get the washing in? |
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| Self embarrassment amnesty on 15:00 - May 3 with 4642 views | BackToRussia |
| Self embarrassment amnesty on 14:56 - May 3 by Lesta_Tractor |
I moved back to the UK from Australia...
I am a fudging moron. |
What's so good about Australia? |  |
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| Self embarrassment amnesty on 15:01 - May 3 with 4640 views | SpruceMoose |
| Self embarrassment amnesty on 15:00 - May 3 by BackToRussia |
What's so good about Australia? |
Exactly. It's like a poor man's USA. | |
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"Imagine being a heterosexual white male in Britain at this moment. How bad is that. Everything you say is racist, everything you say is homophobic. The Woke community have really f****d this country." | | Poll: | Selectamod |
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| Self embarrassment amnesty on 15:01 - May 3 with 4635 views | Benters2 |
Doing the Mick Mac and Terry song and dance. |  | | |
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| Self embarrassment amnesty on 15:03 - May 3 with 4626 views | SpruceMoose |
| Self embarrassment amnesty on 15:01 - May 3 by Benters2 |
Doing the Mick Mac and Terry song and dance. |
That's the least of your crimes buh! | |
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"Imagine being a heterosexual white male in Britain at this moment. How bad is that. Everything you say is racist, everything you say is homophobic. The Woke community have really f****d this country." | | Poll: | Selectamod |
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| Self embarrassment amnesty on 15:04 - May 3 with 4620 views | Benters2 |
| Self embarrassment amnesty on 14:56 - May 3 by Lesta_Tractor |
I moved back to the UK from Australia...
I am a fudging moron. |
Go back then? | | | |
| Self embarrassment amnesty on 15:05 - May 3 with 4632 views | Lord_Lucan |
I had an awful one relatively recently.
I popped in The Bell (I don't know why because I don't know anyone in there and I don't like the pub) and I had a beer and then went to leave. As i left via the rear exit leading through the smoking area there was a largish gathering of people and I heard someone say "Goodbye". Because I am a polite person I turned round and said "Goodbye". I then noticed about a dozen people looking at me as if I were an idiot. It turns out this women was saying goodbye to someone on her phone. They all stood stoney faced, I went to my car and as I closed the doors I heard a roar of belly laughter. |  |
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| Self embarrassment amnesty on 15:09 - May 3 with 4585 views | artsbossbeard |
| Self embarrassment amnesty on 15:05 - May 3 by Lord_Lucan |
I had an awful one relatively recently.
I popped in The Bell (I don't know why because I don't know anyone in there and I don't like the pub) and I had a beer and then went to leave. As i left via the rear exit leading through the smoking area there was a largish gathering of people and I heard someone say "Goodbye". Because I am a polite person I turned round and said "Goodbye". I then noticed about a dozen people looking at me as if I were an idiot. It turns out this women was saying goodbye to someone on her phone. They all stood stoney faced, I went to my car and as I closed the doors I heard a roar of belly laughter. |
Firstly, The Bell???
Secondly, hahaha! | |
| Please note: prior to hitting the post button, I've double checked for anything that could be construed as "Anti Semitic" and to the best of my knowledge it isn't. Anything deemed to be of a Xenophobic nature is therefore purely accidental or down to your own misconstruing. | | Poll: | Raining in IP8 - shall I get the washing in? |
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| Self embarrassment amnesty on 15:12 - May 3 with 4553 views | BackToRussia |
| Self embarrassment amnesty on 15:05 - May 3 by Lord_Lucan |
I had an awful one relatively recently.
I popped in The Bell (I don't know why because I don't know anyone in there and I don't like the pub) and I had a beer and then went to leave. As i left via the rear exit leading through the smoking area there was a largish gathering of people and I heard someone say "Goodbye". Because I am a polite person I turned round and said "Goodbye". I then noticed about a dozen people looking at me as if I were an idiot. It turns out this women was saying goodbye to someone on her phone. They all stood stoney faced, I went to my car and as I closed the doors I heard a roar of belly laughter. |
Nice of them to wait til you got to your car though. | |
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| Self embarrassment amnesty on 15:13 - May 3 with 4548 views | J2BLUE |
| Self embarrassment amnesty on 14:55 - May 3 by SpruceMoose |
Made a comedy creation who was even better than my real life persona. There's not a day that goes by where I don't regret StupidBigMouthHead. |
Under what name did you used to post? |  |
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| Self embarrassment amnesty on 15:15 - May 3 with 4531 views | Benters2 |
| Self embarrassment amnesty on 15:03 - May 3 by SpruceMoose |
That's the least of your crimes buh! |
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| Self embarrassment amnesty on 15:15 - May 3 with 4535 views | GeoffSentence |
At a colleague's retirement do years ago, hanging about with him before all the speeches and shlt, we were chatting about crap gifts and I blurted out "could be worse, could be a lawnmower" , which was what we had bought him. The stony silence from everyone around would have left him with no doubt that I had just given the game away. Still, he carried off the surprised and grateful look very graciously as it was presented to him
Sounds a bit cra p when written down, but as an 18 year old i was mortified by what I had done. Admitting it here may help me finally come to terms with it. |  |
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| Self embarrassment amnesty on 15:16 - May 3 with 4529 views | urbanblue |
I once put Colgate on a particularly intimate part of my body thinking I had picked up the Savlon.
Ferkin agony! |  | | |
| Self embarrassment amnesty on 15:16 - May 3 with 4531 views | Steve_M |
I did spend the night before the play-off semi final at Bramhall Lane wittering incessantly
on about the match to a young lady (I was young, drunk and excited for the football). Whilst I made it back to her's that night she didn't want to talk to me again.
A couple of things on Twitter today that are superb in this vein. This thread:
And some real-life Thick of It:
http://www.gripesofrathe.com/blog/2016/2/28/in-the-thick-of-it |  |
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| Self embarrassment amnesty on 15:16 - May 3 with 4517 views | GeoffSentence |
Singing to myself in class.
Still makes me cringe to this day. | |
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| Self embarrassment amnesty on 15:16 - May 3 with 4516 views | Lesta_Tractor |
| Self embarrassment amnesty on 15:00 - May 3 by BackToRussia |
What's so good about Australia? |
Personally I miss the food, excellent cycle paths, metro trains and living by the beach.
*I know that some UK cities have a decent metro system and are close to the sea. | |
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| Self embarrassment amnesty on 15:17 - May 3 with 4509 views | SpruceMoose |
| Self embarrassment amnesty on 15:13 - May 3 by J2BLUE |
Under what name did you used to post? |
Keno. | |
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"Imagine being a heterosexual white male in Britain at this moment. How bad is that. Everything you say is racist, everything you say is homophobic. The Woke community have really f****d this country." | | Poll: | Selectamod |
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| Self embarrassment amnesty on 15:17 - May 3 with 4503 views | Benters2 |
| Self embarrassment amnesty on 15:13 - May 3 by J2BLUE |
Under what name did you used to post? |
Grimboy | | | |
| Self embarrassment amnesty on 15:18 - May 3 with 4506 views | SpruceMoose |
| Self embarrassment amnesty on 15:15 - May 3 by GeoffSentence |
At a colleague's retirement do years ago, hanging about with him before all the speeches and shlt, we were chatting about crap gifts and I blurted out "could be worse, could be a lawnmower" , which was what we had bought him. The stony silence from everyone around would have left him with no doubt that I had just given the game away. Still, he carried off the surprised and grateful look very graciously as it was presented to him
Sounds a bit cra p when written down, but as an 18 year old i was mortified by what I had done. Admitting it here may help me finally come to terms with it. |
Benters has never forgiven you for this.
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"Imagine being a heterosexual white male in Britain at this moment. How bad is that. Everything you say is racist, everything you say is homophobic. The Woke community have really f****d this country." | | Poll: | Selectamod |
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| Self embarrassment amnesty on 15:18 - May 3 with 4499 views | Lesta_Tractor |
| Self embarrassment amnesty on 15:16 - May 3 by Steve_M |
I did spend the night before the play-off semi final at Bramhall Lane wittering incessantly
on about the match to a young lady (I was young, drunk and excited for the football). Whilst I made it back to her's that night she didn't want to talk to me again.
A couple of things on Twitter today that are superb in this vein. This thread:
And some real-life Thick of It:
http://www.gripesofrathe.com/blog/2016/2/28/in-the-thick-of-it |
And then you used 'excited for' incorrectly. | |
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| Self embarrassment amnesty on 15:19 - May 3 with 4492 views | GeoffSentence |
| Self embarrassment amnesty on 15:16 - May 3 by urbanblue |
I once put Colgate on a particularly intimate part of my body thinking I had picked up the Savlon.
Ferkin agony! |
I have made the same mistake with germaloids and crest toothpaste. I had numb gums and the mintiest fresh farts in East Anglia. | |
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