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The return of the daily caption competition 20:05 - May 11 with 751 viewsGlasgowBlue



"You should cut down on your pork life mate. Get some exercise".

Hey now, hey now, don't dream it's over
Poll: What will be announced first?
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The return of the daily caption competition on 21:22 - May 11 with 688 viewssyntaxerror

If I catch you looking at my wife's ass again, I am voting labour
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The return of the daily caption competition on 21:24 - May 11 with 684 viewsfooters

Boris Gump

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Poll: Battle of the breakfast potato... who wins?

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The return of the daily caption competition on 21:29 - May 11 with 678 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

"...and don't let me catch you dropping it on the f@kking floor again!"

"They break our legs and tell us to be grateful when they offer us crutches."
Poll: Do you wipe after having a piss?

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The return of the daily caption competition on 21:31 - May 11 with 675 viewsNthsuffolkblue

"Aren't you that comedian off the telly?"

Poll: How do you feel about the re-election of Trump?
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The return of the daily caption competition on 21:36 - May 11 with 659 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

The return of the daily caption competition on 21:31 - May 11 by Nthsuffolkblue

"Aren't you that comedian off the telly?"


"I want that one."

"They break our legs and tell us to be grateful when they offer us crutches."
Poll: Do you wipe after having a piss?

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The return of the daily caption competition on 21:38 - May 11 with 656 viewsNthsuffolkblue

The return of the daily caption competition on 21:36 - May 11 by BanksterDebtSlave

"I want that one."


Not if it's Cummings stood behind him that he is pointing at, I hope!

Poll: How do you feel about the re-election of Trump?
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The return of the daily caption competition on 21:44 - May 11 with 649 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

The return of the daily caption competition on 21:38 - May 11 by Nthsuffolkblue

Not if it's Cummings stood behind him that he is pointing at, I hope!



"They break our legs and tell us to be grateful when they offer us crutches."
Poll: Do you wipe after having a piss?

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The return of the daily caption competition on 21:48 - May 11 with 635 viewsNewcyBlue

Socially distanced pull my finger doesn’t work so well...

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The return of the daily caption competition on 22:48 - May 11 with 596 viewsStochesStotasBlewe

Ah, yes, um, yes, you want a jolly good game of poo finger, I,m commons champion you know.
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We have no village green, or a shop. It's very, very quiet. I can walk to the pub.

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The return of the daily caption competition on 22:51 - May 11 with 591 viewsEwan_Oozami

"I don't care who you are pal, if your bl00dy dog cr4ps on my lawn again, I'm going to boot it over the Downing Street gates, is that clear?"

You are the obsolete SRN4 to my Fairey Rotodyne....
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The return of the daily caption competition on 22:56 - May 11 with 584 viewsNthQldITFC

"All the old paintings on the tombs, they do the sand dance, don't you know?"

"Eh?"

⚔ Long live the Duke of Punuar ⚔
Poll: What Olympic sport/group are you most 'into'?

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The return of the daily caption competition on 23:06 - May 11 with 579 viewsStokieBlue

"I can get you a backstreet haircut for a tenner. I've got a mate who's a dog groomer."

SB
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The return of the daily caption competition on 23:21 - May 11 with 563 viewsjeera

"I just bet my friend that I could fit both yours and your pal's faces in that cup".

Poll: Xmas dinner: Yorkshires or not?

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The return of the daily caption competition on 23:38 - May 11 with 553 viewsRyorry

""The police should arrest you for fraud - stealing the ID of a Prime Minister and impersonating them carries a lengthy prison sentence I believe".

Poll: Town's most cultured left foot ever?

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