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Corona testing update 20:41 - Jun 2 with 6980 viewsIllinoisblue

Most uncomfortable five seconds ever. And yes that’s probably something previous girlfriends have said.

No throat action, just a large swab shoved high and deep into one nostril. Results tomorrow.

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Corona testing update on 20:46 - Jun 2 with 6486 viewsNewcyBlue

You not at the age for the prostate being checked yet?

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Corona testing update on 20:51 - Jun 2 with 6462 viewsIllinoisblue

Corona testing update on 20:46 - Jun 2 by NewcyBlue

You not at the age for the prostate being checked yet?


Not quite yet you cheeky sailor. Although if they can figure out a way for a drive-thru inspection then sign me up. Throw in a hair cut and we’re all set

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Corona testing update on 20:55 - Jun 2 with 6448 viewsgainsboroughblue

Urghh. I would absolutely detest that.

Gives me chills just thinking about it.

How ya feeling?

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Corona testing update on 20:55 - Jun 2 with 6442 viewsNewcyBlue

Corona testing update on 20:51 - Jun 2 by Illinoisblue

Not quite yet you cheeky sailor. Although if they can figure out a way for a drive-thru inspection then sign me up. Throw in a hair cut and we’re all set


A hair cut?!? Mate just get some veet. It takes it all off.

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Corona testing update on 21:05 - Jun 2 with 6409 viewsWD19

Corona testing update on 20:46 - Jun 2 by NewcyBlue

You not at the age for the prostate being checked yet?


I had a camera shoved in once.

It was looking in my bladder.

It didn’t go up my nose.

COVID swab testing is grim though. I self administered a throat and nasal swab. Pretty horrid experience.
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Corona testing update on 21:24 - Jun 2 with 6353 viewsNthQldITFC

Corona testing update on 20:46 - Jun 2 by NewcyBlue

You not at the age for the prostate being checked yet?


Look, no hands!

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Corona testing update on 21:29 - Jun 2 with 6341 viewsSwansea_Blue

Corona testing update on 21:24 - Jun 2 by NthQldITFC

Look, no hands!


There's always one clever dick!

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Corona testing update on 21:29 - Jun 2 with 6345 viewsfactual_blue

Corona testing update on 20:46 - Jun 2 by NewcyBlue

You not at the age for the prostate being checked yet?


When you turn sixty you get sent the sh!t kit once every two years through the post. This bowel cancer test is the only time you can legally send human faeces through the post.

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Corona testing update on 21:56 - Jun 2 with 6295 viewsIllinoisblue

Corona testing update on 20:55 - Jun 2 by gainsboroughblue

Urghh. I would absolutely detest that.

Gives me chills just thinking about it.

How ya feeling?


It felt like it was going to produce an instant nose bleed but thankfully that didn’t happen. Today I’m at 60%; keep getting weird alternating fever followed by chills.

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Corona testing update on 22:10 - Jun 2 with 6268 viewsNewcyBlue

Corona testing update on 21:56 - Jun 2 by Illinoisblue

It felt like it was going to produce an instant nose bleed but thankfully that didn’t happen. Today I’m at 60%; keep getting weird alternating fever followed by chills.


I’ve got to have a COVID test in Spain next week and I imagine it will be a nasal swab like this.

I get a fair few nosebleeds around this time of year what with my hayfever and all the irritation that causes.

So I imagine this will set one off.

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Corona testing update on 22:34 - Jun 2 with 6235 viewsKeno

Fun fact

That could only be done up one of my nostrils as the other is permanently blocked

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Corona testing update on 23:33 - Jun 2 with 6154 viewsMarshalls_Mullet

Corona testing update on 22:34 - Jun 2 by Keno

Fun fact

That could only be done up one of my nostrils as the other is permanently blocked


Deviated septum?

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Corona testing update on 23:37 - Jun 2 with 6152 viewsNthsuffolkblue

Corona testing update on 23:33 - Jun 2 by Marshalls_Mullet

Deviated septum?


Sounds like the name of one of Rees-Moggs children.

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Corona testing update on 01:01 - Jun 3 with 6043 viewsIllinoisblue

Corona testing update on 22:10 - Jun 2 by NewcyBlue

I’ve got to have a COVID test in Spain next week and I imagine it will be a nasal swab like this.

I get a fair few nosebleeds around this time of year what with my hayfever and all the irritation that causes.

So I imagine this will set one off.


Good luck!

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Corona testing update on 03:06 - Jun 3 with 5991 viewsIllinoisblue

Corona testing update on 22:34 - Jun 2 by Keno

Fun fact

That could only be done up one of my nostrils as the other is permanently blocked


That sounds odd. Do you get double the snot through the one nostril ?

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Corona testing update on 07:35 - Jun 3 with 5883 viewsKeno

Corona testing update on 03:06 - Jun 3 by Illinoisblue

That sounds odd. Do you get double the snot through the one nostril ?


most of the time yes, there is an small airway one size but nothing big enough to anything up.

I had my broken in my teens playing football. Cos it set slightly crooked so 10 years later I had it surgically broken and reset.

Over the year thes left size has closed up quite a bit

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Corona testing update on 07:58 - Jun 3 with 5859 viewsPippin1970

I have to have it done every 3 weeks because of my job. You are lucky.
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Corona testing update on 08:15 - Jun 3 with 5828 viewsPlums

Corona testing update on 23:33 - Jun 2 by Marshalls_Mullet

Deviated septum?


Oh the joys of a septoplasty! Waking up in hospital with an extremely long tampon up each nose was a delight. However, the op was worth it for the improvement in breathing.

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Corona testing update on 09:07 - Jun 3 with 5787 viewsKeno

Corona testing update on 23:33 - Jun 2 by Marshalls_Mullet

Deviated septum?


Oh yes!!

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Corona testing update on 09:09 - Jun 3 with 5783 viewsKeno

Corona testing update on 08:15 - Jun 3 by Plums

Oh the joys of a septoplasty! Waking up in hospital with an extremely long tampon up each nose was a delight. However, the op was worth it for the improvement in breathing.


I remember it well!!

My op didn’t really improve by breathing and I’ve ended up with crap sinuses

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Corona testing update on 10:13 - Jun 3 with 5728 viewslongtimefan

Corona testing update on 22:34 - Jun 2 by Keno

Fun fact

That could only be done up one of my nostrils as the other is permanently blocked


Must admit the idea of having a test via the nostril worries me. I previously had a throat examination via a camera shoved down the nose. The first nostril the Doctor tried was too small, much smaller than the other one which he used fine. He remarked afterwards he was surprised I’d never seen anyone about it but I’d really never noticed any issue. Unfortunately I don’t remember which nostril was the small one so the idea of someone trying to force a swab down the narrow one is not appealing.
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Corona testing update on 11:03 - Jun 3 with 5686 viewsIllinoisblue

Corona testing update on 07:58 - Jun 3 by Pippin1970

I have to have it done every 3 weeks because of my job. You are lucky.


Hospital worker?

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Corona testing update on 21:41 - Jun 10 with 5335 viewsNewcyBlue

Had it done in Spain. Swab shoved through the nose to the back of the throat. Initial feeling was discomfort but wasn’t as bad as having a swab of my c0ck done.

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Corona testing update on 21:44 - Jun 10 with 5319 viewsjeera

Corona testing update on 21:41 - Jun 10 by NewcyBlue

Had it done in Spain. Swab shoved through the nose to the back of the throat. Initial feeling was discomfort but wasn’t as bad as having a swab of my c0ck done.


I don't see how these self-swabbing types work.

With those the person doing themselves inserts it just inside the nostrils and it's done.

That doesn't sound so thorough at all in that case.

Did you get your bag back?

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Corona testing update on 21:46 - Jun 10 with 5311 viewsNewcyBlue

Corona testing update on 21:44 - Jun 10 by jeera

I don't see how these self-swabbing types work.

With those the person doing themselves inserts it just inside the nostrils and it's done.

That doesn't sound so thorough at all in that case.

Did you get your bag back?


No idea about how good the self tests are. I wasn’t overly thorough with mine when I did it in the U.K.

My bag was found in Amsterdam airport yesterday and was apparently put on a flight here tonight. So hopefully tomorrow! I’ve only got one more set of underwear and a tshirt left before I need to buy stuff.

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