| As some of you will be aware Shakespeare was a Town 09:40 - Jul 24 with 3293 views | Keno |
who I believe used to frequent Churchmans, and earnt us the name of the "home of the bard"
(this is not to be confused with Jesus who stood on the Northstand for many a year)
Anyway, in an attempt to bring some class and culture to the Board I wonder what Shakesperian lines could be adapted to reflect Town's current plight
The one that spring to my mind is from MacBeth
"Out Out Damned Scot'
So if anyone feels so thus inclined
feel free to add to what you my find
in lines from the bard so many plays
to brighten up those were the days |  |
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| As some of you will be aware Shakespeare was a Town on 09:49 - Jul 24 with 2626 views | homer_123 |
We're doomed. |  |
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| As some of you will be aware Shakespeare was a Town on 09:52 - Jul 24 with 2618 views | Keno |
| As some of you will be aware Shakespeare was a Town on 09:49 - Jul 24 by homer_123 |
We're doomed. |
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| As some of you will be aware Shakespeare was a Town on 09:59 - Jul 24 with 2596 views | jaykay |
all the world's a stage,
and all the men and women merely players,
they have their exits and their entrances.
and one man in his time plays many parts. |  |
| forensic experts say footers and spruces fingerprints were not found at the scene after the weekends rows |
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| As some of you will be aware Shakespeare was a Town on 10:10 - Jul 24 with 2567 views | eireblue |
one may smile and smile, and be a villain |  | | |
| "Friends, Romans, countrymen..... on 10:11 - Jul 24 with 2560 views | Bloots |
....lend us your players."
"The Lambert doth protest too much, methinks."
"A left back, a left back, my kingdom for a left back." |  |
| "He's been a really positive influence on my life, I think he's a great man" - TWTD User (May 2025) |
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| "Friends, Romans, countrymen..... on 10:16 - Jul 24 with 2554 views | Keno |
| "Friends, Romans, countrymen..... on 10:11 - Jul 24 by Bloots |
....lend us your players."
"The Lambert doth protest too much, methinks."
"A left back, a left back, my kingdom for a left back." |
Physio physio where for art thou physio | |
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| As some of you will be aware Shakespeare was a Town on 10:31 - Jul 24 with 2530 views | Seablu |
‘Oft expectation fails and most oft there where most it promises.
And oft it hits where hope is coldest, and despair most fits’
Ye Olde Lambert out. |  | | |
| As some of you will be aware Shakespeare was a Town on 10:51 - Jul 24 with 2494 views | fabian_illness |
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| As some of you will be aware Shakespeare was a Town on 10:52 - Jul 24 with 2494 views | GeoffSentence |
Exit, pursued by bear, |  |
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| As some of you will be aware Shakespeare was a Town on 10:57 - Jul 24 with 2465 views | BloomBlue |
When they had sworn to this advised doom,
They did conclude to bear dead Lambert thence;
To show his bleeding body thorough Ipswich,
And so to publish Mick's foul offence:
Which being done with speedy diligence,
The TWTDers plausibly did give consent
To Mick's everlasting banishment. |  | | |
| As some of you will be aware Shakespeare was a Town on 10:57 - Jul 24 with 2474 views | DecageBruce |
Is there no pity sitting in the clouds (crowds), That sees into the bottom of my grief? |  | | |
| As some of you will be aware Shakespeare was a Town on 10:59 - Jul 24 with 2471 views | eireblue |
....., how Nouble in reason, how infinite in faculties, in form and moving how express and admirable, in action how like an angel, in apprehension how like a god, CLACK. | | | |
| As some of you will be aware Shakespeare was a Town on 11:17 - Jul 24 with 2436 views | Rocky |
| As some of you will be aware Shakespeare was a Town on 10:59 - Jul 24 by eireblue |
....., how Nouble in reason, how infinite in faculties, in form and moving how express and admirable, in action how like an angel, in apprehension how like a god, CLACK. |
Is that a quote from Phil Hamlet? |  | | |
| As some of you will be aware Shakespeare was a Town on 11:30 - Jul 24 with 2401 views | Keno |
| As some of you will be aware Shakespeare was a Town on 10:59 - Jul 24 by eireblue |
....., how Nouble in reason, how infinite in faculties, in form and moving how express and admirable, in action how like an angel, in apprehension how like a god, CLACK. |
The game's afoot: Follow your spirit, and upon this charge cry 'God for Alf, Robson, and Saint George!' | |
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| As some of you will be aware Shakespeare was a Town on 13:16 - Jul 24 with 2316 views | BloomBlue |
| As some of you will be aware Shakespeare was a Town on 11:30 - Jul 24 by Keno |
The game's afoot: Follow your spirit, and upon this charge cry 'God for Alf, Robson, and Saint George!' |
"Life’s but a walking shadow, a poor player, that struts and frets his hour upon the stage, and then is heard no more; it is a tale told by a Lambert, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.’ | | | |
| As some of you will be aware Shakespeare was a Town on 13:40 - Jul 24 with 2254 views | monty_radio |
“V.A.Rlet, thou liest; thou liest, wicked varlet” (Measure for Measure) |  |
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| As some of you will be aware Shakespeare was a Town on 13:43 - Jul 24 with 2244 views | monty_radio |
EVANS and L.O.N. HATCH A NEW PLAN
Thus conscience does make cowards of us all,
And thus the native hue of resolution
Is sicklied o'er with the pale cast of thought,
And enterprises of great pitch and moment
With this regard their currents turn awry
And lose the name of action. (Hamlet) | |
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| As some of you will be aware Shakespeare was a Town on 13:49 - Jul 24 with 2225 views | Keno |
| As some of you will be aware Shakespeare was a Town on 13:43 - Jul 24 by monty_radio |
EVANS and L.O.N. HATCH A NEW PLAN
Thus conscience does make cowards of us all,
And thus the native hue of resolution
Is sicklied o'er with the pale cast of thought,
And enterprises of great pitch and moment
With this regard their currents turn awry
And lose the name of action. (Hamlet) |
Cry 'Havoc!,' and let slip Delia's a whore | |
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| As some of you will be aware Shakespeare was a Town on 14:21 - Jul 24 with 2179 views | jeera |
‘If you prick us, do we not bleed? If you tickle us, do we not laugh? If you poison us, do we not die? And if you continue to lose us valuable points, is it not fair that we demand your departure?’ |  |
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| As some of you will be aware Shakespeare was a Town on 14:23 - Jul 24 with 2176 views | jeera |
‘Uneasy lies the head that owns the Town'. | |
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| As some of you will be aware Shakespeare was a Town on 15:35 - Jul 24 with 2113 views | Meadowlark |
Franz, Romeo, ArnieMuhren,
Lend me your Sears.... |  | | |
| As some of you will be aware Shakespeare was a Town on 16:35 - Jul 24 with 2067 views | Oldsmoker |
Will no-one rid me of this troublesome manager. |  |
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| As some of you will be aware Shakespeare was a Town on 16:46 - Jul 24 with 2045 views | jeera |
| As some of you will be aware Shakespeare was a Town on 16:35 - Jul 24 by Oldsmoker |
Will no-one rid me of this troublesome manager. |
I won't tell anyone if you don't, but that's not Shakespeare. | |
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| As some of you will be aware Shakespeare was a Town on 16:48 - Jul 24 with 2042 views | Oldsmoker |
| As some of you will be aware Shakespeare was a Town on 16:46 - Jul 24 by jeera |
I won't tell anyone if you don't, but that's not Shakespeare. |
Oh shame, where is thy blush.  | |
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| As some of you will be aware Shakespeare was a Town on 16:49 - Jul 24 with 2038 views | jeera |
| As some of you will be aware Shakespeare was a Town on 16:48 - Jul 24 by Oldsmoker |
Oh shame, where is thy blush. |
In the draw next to thy mascara? | |
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