| given the current global situation 11:49 - Oct 15 with 3117 views | fergalsharkey |
and taking in to consideration every connotation and philosophy based apon its present effects.....is there really a better biscuit than the Mcvities chocolate hob nob? [Post edited 15 Oct 2020 13:11]
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| given the current global situation on 14:07 - Oct 15 with 2701 views | J2BLUE |
This might get me banned but i'm going to say it anyway. The chocolate digestive is actually better than the chocolate hob nob. In fact, the chocolate digestive would have a genuine claim as the king of biscuits. They are a solid 8/10 every time. Reliable, trustworthy, honest. I think if TWTD Towers switched to digestives from hob nobs, productivity would go up 214%. Gav would get updates completed in as little as 3-5 years.
My name is J2BLUE and I endorse the chocolate digestive to be crowned the biscuit king. |  |
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| given the current global situation on 14:09 - Oct 15 with 2695 views | pointofblue |
| given the current global situation on 14:07 - Oct 15 by J2BLUE |
This might get me banned but i'm going to say it anyway. The chocolate digestive is actually better than the chocolate hob nob. In fact, the chocolate digestive would have a genuine claim as the king of biscuits. They are a solid 8/10 every time. Reliable, trustworthy, honest. I think if TWTD Towers switched to digestives from hob nobs, productivity would go up 214%. Gav would get updates completed in as little as 3-5 years.
My name is J2BLUE and I endorse the chocolate digestive to be crowned the biscuit king. |
I like chocolate digestives but better than chocolate hobnobs???
I think you need professional help. |  |
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| given the current global situation on 14:14 - Oct 15 with 2687 views | Swansea_Blue |
| given the current global situation on 14:07 - Oct 15 by J2BLUE |
This might get me banned but i'm going to say it anyway. The chocolate digestive is actually better than the chocolate hob nob. In fact, the chocolate digestive would have a genuine claim as the king of biscuits. They are a solid 8/10 every time. Reliable, trustworthy, honest. I think if TWTD Towers switched to digestives from hob nobs, productivity would go up 214%. Gav would get updates completed in as little as 3-5 years.
My name is J2BLUE and I endorse the chocolate digestive to be crowned the biscuit king. |
Of course it is. Has to be the dark chocolate one though - it's simply the king of biscuits. |  |
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| given the current global situation on 14:16 - Oct 15 with 2680 views | GeoffSentence |
Gingernut.
Def info.
Endorsed by Prince Harry (probably) |  |
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| given the current global situation on 14:25 - Oct 15 with 2664 views | catch74 |
Very strong candidate, can’t argue too much with J2 either.
I do have a penchant for ginger crunch creams too. |  |
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| given the current global situation on 14:25 - Oct 15 with 2662 views | SpruceMoose |
| given the current global situation on 14:07 - Oct 15 by J2BLUE |
This might get me banned but i'm going to say it anyway. The chocolate digestive is actually better than the chocolate hob nob. In fact, the chocolate digestive would have a genuine claim as the king of biscuits. They are a solid 8/10 every time. Reliable, trustworthy, honest. I think if TWTD Towers switched to digestives from hob nobs, productivity would go up 214%. Gav would get updates completed in as little as 3-5 years.
My name is J2BLUE and I endorse the chocolate digestive to be crowned the biscuit king. |
You utter gobsh!te. |  |
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| given the current global situation on 14:27 - Oct 15 with 2659 views | leitrimblue |
| given the current global situation on 14:14 - Oct 15 by Swansea_Blue |
Of course it is. Has to be the dark chocolate one though - it's simply the king of biscuits. |
It's true, the dark chocolate digestive is a superior biscuit to the hobnob |  | | |
| given the current global situation on 14:38 - Oct 15 with 2643 views | brazil1982 |
I'll just leave this here:
Chocolate Malted Milk. |  | | |
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| given the current global situation on 14:52 - Oct 15 with 2630 views | syntaxerror |
Depends where you plan to ride it to.
Might be ok in the North or South Pole, but the Sahara or Mongolian deserts might cause it to melt. |  | | |
| given the current global situation on 15:00 - Oct 15 with 2620 views | ronnyd |
For me, it's got to be custard creams. Bit like me, simple but effective.  | | | |
| given the current global situation on 15:11 - Oct 15 with 2593 views | Enigma_Blue |
| given the current global situation on 15:00 - Oct 15 by ronnyd |
For me, it's got to be custard creams. Bit like me, simple but effective. |
I had you down as more of a Jammy dodger. | | | |
| given the current global situation on 15:31 - Oct 15 with 2575 views | Oldsmoker |
| given the current global situation on 14:07 - Oct 15 by J2BLUE |
This might get me banned but i'm going to say it anyway. The chocolate digestive is actually better than the chocolate hob nob. In fact, the chocolate digestive would have a genuine claim as the king of biscuits. They are a solid 8/10 every time. Reliable, trustworthy, honest. I think if TWTD Towers switched to digestives from hob nobs, productivity would go up 214%. Gav would get updates completed in as little as 3-5 years.
My name is J2BLUE and I endorse the chocolate digestive to be crowned the biscuit king. |
A dunked milk chocolate digestive melts the chocolate into a creamy layer that's just yummy. The dark chocolate one doesn't have that creamy yum.
Hobnobs are a poor dunker as they leave wet crumbs at the bottom of the cup which stops you having a second cup from the teapot without getting up and rinsing the cup in the sink.
Tea-time requires 2 cups with no interruptions. |  |
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| given the current global situation on 15:41 - Oct 15 with 2557 views | GeoffSentence |
| given the current global situation on 14:27 - Oct 15 by leitrimblue |
It's true, the dark chocolate digestive is a superior biscuit to the hobnob |
almost every biscuit is superior to the hobnob, chocolatey or not.
Hobnobs are made from oats which are fit only for horses and scotsmen. | |
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| given the current global situation on 15:43 - Oct 15 with 2552 views | ronnyd |
| given the current global situation on 15:11 - Oct 15 by Enigma_Blue |
I had you down as more of a Jammy dodger. |
Nah, far too sickly. | | | |
| given the current global situation on 15:48 - Oct 15 with 2541 views | GeoffSentence |
Given the current global situation, and sorry to be a party pooper here, we probably should not be eating commercially made biscuits at all. As a result of this thread I have had a look at the ingredients of a whole bunch of biccies, and they all contain palm oil.
This means that if you eat commercially made biscuits you kill Orang-Utans.
I haven't had any for a while, and next time I do they will be home made. | |
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| given the current global situation on 15:50 - Oct 15 with 2537 views | SpruceMoose |
| given the current global situation on 15:48 - Oct 15 by GeoffSentence |
Given the current global situation, and sorry to be a party pooper here, we probably should not be eating commercially made biscuits at all. As a result of this thread I have had a look at the ingredients of a whole bunch of biccies, and they all contain palm oil.
This means that if you eat commercially made biscuits you kill Orang-Utans.
I haven't had any for a while, and next time I do they will be home made. |
Are they more sustainable if we also eat the Orang-Utans? | |
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| given the current global situation on 15:56 - Oct 15 with 2525 views | J2BLUE |
| given the current global situation on 14:25 - Oct 15 by SpruceMoose |
You utter gobsh!te. |
Is this fragile bromance over? | |
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| given the current global situation on 15:57 - Oct 15 with 2521 views | SpruceMoose |
| given the current global situation on 15:56 - Oct 15 by J2BLUE |
Is this fragile bromance over? |
No. I'll be doing the shopping from now on though. | |
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| given the current global situation on 15:59 - Oct 15 with 2517 views | catch74 |
| given the current global situation on 15:57 - Oct 15 by SpruceMoose |
No. I'll be doing the shopping from now on though. |
You shop, he cooks!? | |
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| given the current global situation on 15:59 - Oct 15 with 2515 views | SpruceMoose |
| given the current global situation on 15:59 - Oct 15 by catch74 |
You shop, he cooks!? |
We all get food poisoning? | |
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| given the current global situation on 16:28 - Oct 15 with 2486 views | TJS |
You sucked me in like the talking toaster in Red Dwarf. |  | | |
| given the current global situation on 16:45 - Oct 15 with 2463 views | Swansea_Blue |
| given the current global situation on 15:41 - Oct 15 by GeoffSentence |
almost every biscuit is superior to the hobnob, chocolatey or not.
Hobnobs are made from oats which are fit only for horses and scotsmen. |
Pah. You've never lived until you've taken an oatcake, smothered it in cream cheese and then thrown the whole lot in the bin before eating something more edible.
That's a point - why are oatcakes cakes and not biscuits. That's even clearer than the Jaffa cake conundrum? [Post edited 15 Oct 2020 16:46]
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| given the current global situation on 16:50 - Oct 15 with 2446 views | dickie |
| given the current global situation on 14:38 - Oct 15 by brazil1982 |
I'll just leave this here:
Chocolate Malted Milk. |
Isn't that the definition of polishing a turd? | | | |
| given the current global situation on 18:04 - Oct 15 with 2410 views | Ryorry |
You're all wrong. This is free from dairy and gluten, but never mind those traits making it a properly environmentally aware, vegan-friendly, Inclusive Biscuit, my visitors over the years have all voted this The Most Delectable Melt In The Mouth Biscuit Ever in the Universe -
https://www.ethicalsuperstore.com/products/lazy-day/lazy-day-dark-belgian-chocol |  |
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| given the current global situation on 18:10 - Oct 15 with 2392 views | Ryorry |
I consider a downvote from you on food matters, J2, to be in effect an upvote confirming that my choice was correct 👠 | |
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