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The second person to receive the vaccine today 08:43 - Dec 8 with 2012 viewsGlasgowBlue

A Mr William Shakespeare from Warwickshire.

Somebody better than me please insert your puns.

Hey now, hey now, don't dream it's over
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The second person to receive the vaccine today on 08:45 - Dec 8 with 1410 viewsitfcjoe

The taming of the flu...

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The second person to receive the vaccine today on 08:45 - Dec 8 with 1395 viewsbluelagos

Would it be rude to say his name is much ado about nothing?

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The second person to receive the vaccine today on 08:47 - Dec 8 with 1385 viewsbluelagos

To jab or not to jab, that is the question.

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The second person to receive the vaccine today on 08:50 - Dec 8 with 1367 viewsEJP

The second person to receive the vaccine today on 08:45 - Dec 8 by itfcjoe

The taming of the flu...


Bravo sir, bravo.
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The second person to receive the vaccine today on 08:50 - Dec 8 with 1368 viewsWD19

He was 2nd. Was Richard the 3rd?
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The second person to receive the vaccine today on 08:52 - Dec 8 with 1355 viewsKeno

Don't you mean insert pins?

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The second person to receive the vaccine today on 08:55 - Dec 8 with 1336 viewsStochesStotasBlewe

Anne was supposed to have been 3rd, but she Hath gone away.

We have no village green, or a shop. It's very, very quiet. I can walk to the pub.

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The second person to receive the vaccine today on 09:01 - Dec 8 with 1309 viewsKeno

The second person to receive the vaccine today on 08:55 - Dec 8 by StochesStotasBlewe

Anne was supposed to have been 3rd, but she Hath gone away.


some guy called Julius Caesar wa next but he's had a bit of panic attack and charged off shouting "infamy infamy, they've all got it infamy"

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The second person to receive the vaccine today on 09:04 - Dec 8 with 1295 viewsbluelagos

The second person to receive the vaccine today on 09:01 - Dec 8 by Keno

some guy called Julius Caesar wa next but he's had a bit of panic attack and charged off shouting "infamy infamy, they've all got it infamy"


Carry on Keno.

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The second person to receive the vaccine today on 09:05 - Dec 8 with 1292 viewsKeno

The second person to receive the vaccine today on 09:04 - Dec 8 by bluelagos

Carry on Keno.


the old ones are the best!!

Amanda Barrie is still be best on screen Cleopatra

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The second person to receive the vaccine today on 09:05 - Dec 8 with 1290 viewsfooters

Did he have it in his Bottom?

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The second person to receive the vaccine today on 09:11 - Dec 8 with 1257 viewsStochesStotasBlewe

The second person to receive the vaccine today on 09:05 - Dec 8 by footers

Did he have it in his Bottom?


Puck me, that must of hurt.

We have no village green, or a shop. It's very, very quiet. I can walk to the pub.

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The second person to receive the vaccine today on 09:15 - Dec 8 with 1241 viewsKeno

The second person to receive the vaccine today on 09:11 - Dec 8 by StochesStotasBlewe

Puck me, that must of hurt.


for dramatic effect do think the nurse paused, held the syringe up and declared 'is this a needle I see before me'

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The second person to receive the vaccine today on 09:17 - Dec 8 with 1237 viewsSwansea_Blue

The second person to receive the vaccine today on 09:15 - Dec 8 by Keno

for dramatic effect do think the nurse paused, held the syringe up and declared 'is this a needle I see before me'


I've never understood why nurses and docs don't laugh at my 'ah, just a little prick with a needle' line.











And why injections hurt so much.

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The second person to receive the vaccine today on 09:30 - Dec 8 with 1195 viewsNthQldITFC

Word is that they also jabbed a Frank Bacon of London, just to be on the safe side.

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The second person to receive the vaccine today on 09:32 - Dec 8 with 1181 viewsKeno

The second person to receive the vaccine today on 09:30 - Dec 8 by NthQldITFC

Word is that they also jabbed a Frank Bacon of London, just to be on the safe side.


Do you think he is now cured?

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The second person to receive the vaccine today on 09:35 - Dec 8 with 1173 viewsSwansea_Blue

The second person to receive the vaccine today on 09:32 - Dec 8 by Keno

Do you think he is now cured?


I'm not sure if he's back yet

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The second person to receive the vaccine today on 09:39 - Dec 8 with 1159 viewsKeno

The second person to receive the vaccine today on 09:35 - Dec 8 by Swansea_Blue

I'm not sure if he's back yet


I heard he thought he had to undress, it was all a bit streaky

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The second person to receive the vaccine today on 09:45 - Dec 8 with 1123 viewsStochesStotasBlewe

The second person to receive the vaccine today on 09:32 - Dec 8 by Keno

Do you think he is now cured?


Doubt it, he smoked.

We have no village green, or a shop. It's very, very quiet. I can walk to the pub.

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The second person to receive the vaccine today on 09:51 - Dec 8 with 1101 viewsGuthrum

The second person to receive the vaccine today on 09:05 - Dec 8 by footers

Did he have it in his Bottom?


Nah. Too close to his Coriolanus.

Good Lord! Whatever is it?
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The second person to receive the vaccine today on 09:52 - Dec 8 with 1093 viewsThe_Flashing_Smile

I thought he was bard.

Trust the process. Trust Phil.

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The second person to receive the vaccine today on 09:53 - Dec 8 with 1086 viewsSwansea_Blue

The second person to receive the vaccine today on 09:52 - Dec 8 by The_Flashing_Smile

I thought he was bard.


Talking of which, is Ham let back into the pressers yet?

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The second person to receive the vaccine today on 09:53 - Dec 8 with 1085 viewsThe_Flashing_Smile

The second person to receive the vaccine today on 09:05 - Dec 8 by footers

Did he have it in his Bottom?


I don't get this one.

Trust the process. Trust Phil.

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The second person to receive the vaccine today on 09:54 - Dec 8 with 1083 viewsThe_Flashing_Smile

The second person to receive the vaccine today on 09:30 - Dec 8 by NthQldITFC

Word is that they also jabbed a Frank Bacon of London, just to be on the safe side.


i don't get this one either.

Trust the process. Trust Phil.

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The second person to receive the vaccine today on 09:56 - Dec 8 with 1077 viewsfooters

The second person to receive the vaccine today on 09:53 - Dec 8 by The_Flashing_Smile

I don't get this one.


You just need to shake the Cobwebs off to get it.

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