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Friday virtual pub 13:35 - Feb 26 with 1387 viewsfooters

It's all got a bit fractious on here so time to pull up a virtual stool at the virtual bar. The simian threads aren't fostering the sense of board harmony one would have hoped for and this is the best I can do.

What ya drinking and what's on the jukebox?

Cash only, no cards. Lady drinkers, please head to the saloon bar.

Dear old footers KC - Private Counsel to Big Farmer - Liberator of Vichy TWTD
Poll: Battle of the breakfast potato... who wins?

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Friday virtual pub on 13:36 - Feb 26 with 1376 viewshomer_123

Beer and nuts please.

Ade Akinbiyi couldn't hit a cows arse with a banjo...
Poll: As things stand, how confident are you we will get promoted this season?

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Friday virtual pub on 13:37 - Feb 26 with 1378 viewsfooters

Friday virtual pub on 13:36 - Feb 26 by homer_123

Beer and nuts please.


We're only serving genderless baked potatoes today, I'm afraid.

Dear old footers KC - Private Counsel to Big Farmer - Liberator of Vichy TWTD
Poll: Battle of the breakfast potato... who wins?

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Friday virtual pub on 13:37 - Feb 26 with 1374 viewsStokieBlue

I'll have a Dirty Monkey please.

SB
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Friday virtual pub on 13:39 - Feb 26 with 1362 viewsfooters

Friday virtual pub on 13:37 - Feb 26 by StokieBlue

I'll have a Dirty Monkey please.

SB


The cocktail or the one down in the cellar?

Dear old footers KC - Private Counsel to Big Farmer - Liberator of Vichy TWTD
Poll: Battle of the breakfast potato... who wins?

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Friday virtual pub on 13:39 - Feb 26 with 1358 viewsEwan_Oozami

I'm not pulling any stools anywhere thank you very much...

You are the obsolete SRN4 to my Fairey Rotodyne....
Poll: What else could go on top of the cake apart from icing and a cherry?

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Friday virtual pub on 13:41 - Feb 26 with 1352 viewsfactual_blue

Pint of this please




And some calamari and balsamic vinegar crisps please.

Ta neige, Acadie, fait des larmes au soleil
Poll: Best at sniping
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Friday virtual pub on 13:42 - Feb 26 with 1347 viewseireblue

Deep Fried, Brew Dog Battered, Battenburg Bake, Barkeep, have one for yourself.
And a pint of R Whites Diet Lemonade.
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Friday virtual pub on 13:43 - Feb 26 with 1345 viewshomer_123

Friday virtual pub on 13:37 - Feb 26 by footers

We're only serving genderless baked potatoes today, I'm afraid.


Only Baked?

What is this, some sort of 'ist establishment? What about fried or roasted or even potato dauphinoise. Bet you won't go in for anything non-British.

Ade Akinbiyi couldn't hit a cows arse with a banjo...
Poll: As things stand, how confident are you we will get promoted this season?

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Friday virtual pub on 13:43 - Feb 26 with 1344 viewsfooters

Friday virtual pub on 13:42 - Feb 26 by eireblue

Deep Fried, Brew Dog Battered, Battenburg Bake, Barkeep, have one for yourself.
And a pint of R Whites Diet Lemonade.


You'll have genderless potatoes like everyone else.

Dear old footers KC - Private Counsel to Big Farmer - Liberator of Vichy TWTD
Poll: Battle of the breakfast potato... who wins?

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Friday virtual pub on 13:44 - Feb 26 with 1338 viewsfooters

Friday virtual pub on 13:43 - Feb 26 by homer_123

Only Baked?

What is this, some sort of 'ist establishment? What about fried or roasted or even potato dauphinoise. Bet you won't go in for anything non-British.


The regular cook's off, so have Rommy and J2 filling in today. Baked potatoes are about the limit.

Dear old footers KC - Private Counsel to Big Farmer - Liberator of Vichy TWTD
Poll: Battle of the breakfast potato... who wins?

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Friday virtual pub on 13:45 - Feb 26 with 1335 viewshomer_123

Friday virtual pub on 13:44 - Feb 26 by footers

The regular cook's off, so have Rommy and J2 filling in today. Baked potatoes are about the limit.


Yeah, on second thoughts - I'll skip the food.

Ade Akinbiyi couldn't hit a cows arse with a banjo...
Poll: As things stand, how confident are you we will get promoted this season?

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Friday virtual pub on 13:45 - Feb 26 with 1335 viewsfactual_blue

Friday virtual pub on 13:43 - Feb 26 by footers

You'll have genderless potatoes like everyone else.


Do you have any transitioning potatoes?

Ta neige, Acadie, fait des larmes au soleil
Poll: Best at sniping
Blog: [Blog] The Shape We're In

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Friday virtual pub on 13:45 - Feb 26 with 1328 viewshomer_123

Friday virtual pub on 13:45 - Feb 26 by factual_blue

Do you have any transitioning potatoes?


From bag to oven?

Ade Akinbiyi couldn't hit a cows arse with a banjo...
Poll: As things stand, how confident are you we will get promoted this season?

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Friday virtual pub on 13:46 - Feb 26 with 1326 viewshomer_123

Is this the food your are now doing then?


Ade Akinbiyi couldn't hit a cows arse with a banjo...
Poll: As things stand, how confident are you we will get promoted this season?

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Friday virtual pub on 13:46 - Feb 26 with 1324 viewsfooters

Friday virtual pub on 13:45 - Feb 26 by factual_blue

Do you have any transitioning potatoes?


There are some old ones that have started sprouting. You'll have to make do with that.

Dear old footers KC - Private Counsel to Big Farmer - Liberator of Vichy TWTD
Poll: Battle of the breakfast potato... who wins?

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Friday virtual pub on 13:47 - Feb 26 with 1321 viewsfooters

Friday virtual pub on 13:46 - Feb 26 by homer_123

Is this the food your are now doing then?



#PotatoPrideWeek

Dear old footers KC - Private Counsel to Big Farmer - Liberator of Vichy TWTD
Poll: Battle of the breakfast potato... who wins?

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Friday virtual pub on 13:53 - Feb 26 with 1300 viewsPlums

I’ll have a pint of Harvest Pale please and could you stick some sleazy 80’s rock on the juke box?
Cheers!


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Friday virtual pub on 13:56 - Feb 26 with 1291 viewsArnoldMoorhen

Friday virtual pub on 13:45 - Feb 26 by factual_blue

Do you have any transitioning potatoes?


There's only one. It wanted to have Species Reassignment surgery:

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Friday virtual pub on 13:58 - Feb 26 with 1288 viewsArnoldMoorhen

Friday virtual pub on 13:56 - Feb 26 by ArnoldMoorhen

There's only one. It wanted to have Species Reassignment surgery:



I hate myself for posting this, but it seems the most appropriate song for the Jukebox:

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Friday virtual pub on 14:04 - Feb 26 with 1274 viewsEwan_Oozami

Friday virtual pub on 13:45 - Feb 26 by factual_blue

Do you have any transitioning potatoes?


Only if they've reached tuberty..

You are the obsolete SRN4 to my Fairey Rotodyne....
Poll: What else could go on top of the cake apart from icing and a cherry?

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Friday virtual pub on 14:23 - Feb 26 with 1252 viewsBrianTablet

Ten pints of Ghost Ship and a quiz to go with it.

https://www.joe.co.uk/entertainment/the-joe-friday-pub-quiz-week-232-264953

22 on this table.

After a few tweaks, Lambo got 26. Nae Normal.

"......Paul Mariner......John Wark...... Brian Tablet...errrrrrr Talbot"
Poll: In a hellish scenario, would you rather...

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Friday virtual pub on 14:25 - Feb 26 with 1245 viewsfooters

Friday virtual pub on 14:23 - Feb 26 by BrianTablet

Ten pints of Ghost Ship and a quiz to go with it.

https://www.joe.co.uk/entertainment/the-joe-friday-pub-quiz-week-232-264953

22 on this table.

After a few tweaks, Lambo got 26. Nae Normal.


No problem, sir.

And anyone who ordered the baked potatoes, they're now ready to be served in the Shamima Begum Pleasure Lounge next door.

Dear old footers KC - Private Counsel to Big Farmer - Liberator of Vichy TWTD
Poll: Battle of the breakfast potato... who wins?

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Friday virtual pub on 14:25 - Feb 26 with 1241 viewsEwan_Oozami

Break open the Chateau Lafitte, footers, the game's afoot!!!!

You are the obsolete SRN4 to my Fairey Rotodyne....
Poll: What else could go on top of the cake apart from icing and a cherry?

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Friday virtual pub on 14:29 - Feb 26 with 1240 viewsWeWereZombies

OK, firstly in the interests of board harmony I would like to say sorry to anyone I have offended in my posts:



I'll have a pint of Belhavens Twenty Shilling Ale...and why the feck did you wait until I had started to cook my lunch before you started offering food around, you bald deaf blind gay homophobic London elitist yokel!&$%£)*%&*%*%*%*%?@>:<>~@:{}

I still miss Tourette's Blue.

Poll: What was in Wes Burns' imaginary cup of tea ?

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Friday virtual pub on 14:31 - Feb 26 with 1236 viewsBrianTablet

Friday virtual pub on 14:25 - Feb 26 by footers

No problem, sir.

And anyone who ordered the baked potatoes, they're now ready to be served in the Shamima Begum Pleasure Lounge next door.


Syriaously though, can I have IS with my drink?

"......Paul Mariner......John Wark...... Brian Tablet...errrrrrr Talbot"
Poll: In a hellish scenario, would you rather...

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