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Anyone else insist on getting paid to poo 15:13 - Dec 21 with 1521 viewsCheltenham_Blue

and so only doing one at work, in work hours?

I did used to work with someone who's wife wouldn't let him go at home as it smelt so much.

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Anyone else insist on getting paid to poo on 15:14 - Dec 21 with 1486 viewsEwan_Oozami

It's not Friday yet....

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Anyone else insist on getting paid to poo on 15:15 - Dec 21 with 1457 viewsCheltenham_Blue

Anyone else insist on getting paid to poo on 15:14 - Dec 21 by Ewan_Oozami

It's not Friday yet....


Its Christmas week, I'm all to cock. I thought tomorrow was Christmas Eve earlier.

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Anyone else insist on getting paid to poo on 15:16 - Dec 21 with 1454 viewsSchmoke

I almost exclusively provide my employer with nothing but during working hours...
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Anyone else insist on getting paid to poo on 15:18 - Dec 21 with 1436 viewsfactual_blue

Anyone else insist on getting paid to poo on 15:15 - Dec 21 by Cheltenham_Blue

Its Christmas week, I'm all to cock. I thought tomorrow was Christmas Eve earlier.


No, no, no. That was yesterday.

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Anyone else insist on getting paid to poo on 15:28 - Dec 21 with 1382 viewsjeera

Something about Noddy Holder.

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Anyone else insist on getting paid to poo on 15:43 - Dec 21 with 1329 viewsSitfcB

I don’t know but a lot of people get paid to talk shîte one here.

But in answer to your question then yes, but aslong as I can find a decent supermarket/services toilet, so not only getting paid to sh!t, getting paid to travel to have a sh!t
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Anyone else insist on getting paid to poo on 15:46 - Dec 21 with 1314 viewsfooters

I may be alone in this but I do not poo at work. Go for a fag? Yes. Pint at lunch? Yes. Chatting to that beautiful Italian who happens to be married? Yes.

But not pooing. If I can help it.

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Anyone else insist on getting paid to poo on 15:55 - Dec 21 with 1259 viewsCheltenham_Blue

Anyone else insist on getting paid to poo on 15:46 - Dec 21 by footers

I may be alone in this but I do not poo at work. Go for a fag? Yes. Pint at lunch? Yes. Chatting to that beautiful Italian who happens to be married? Yes.

But not pooing. If I can help it.


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Anyone else insist on getting paid to poo on 15:59 - Dec 21 with 1247 viewsfooters

Anyone else insist on getting paid to poo on 15:55 - Dec 21 by Cheltenham_Blue

Gino Di Campo?


I was curious about the stubble, come to think of it...

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Anyone else insist on getting paid to poo on 16:01 - Dec 21 with 1235 viewsDubtractor

I'm earning whilst dropping the kids off right now.

Cash back.

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Anyone else insist on getting paid to poo on 16:40 - Dec 21 with 1133 viewsNthQldITFC

'I did used to work with someone who's wife wouldn't let him go at home as it smelt so much.'

That's her fault for not being better at the housework.
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Anyone else insist on getting paid to poo on 16:51 - Dec 21 with 1080 viewsleitrimblue

I've always been a big fan of being paid to poo. So much better than a unpaid poo. Few years ago became self employed an now begrudge paying myself to poo. So I'm now like the queen an do not poo.
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Anyone else insist on getting paid to poo on 17:05 - Dec 21 with 1048 viewsblue62

I think he must work in the same building as I do and with the loos right next to the kitchen is makes making the tea a bit of a lottery.
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Anyone else insist on getting paid to poo on 17:07 - Dec 21 with 1027 viewsMelford

Boss takes a dollar and I make a dime, that's why I sh*t on company time.

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Anyone else insist on getting paid to poo on 17:57 - Dec 21 with 957 viewsHatStand

He must look forward to Monday, when the turtle starts touching cloth over the weekend 😂

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Anyone else insist on getting paid to poo on 18:34 - Dec 21 with 899 viewsCheltenham_Blue

Anyone else insist on getting paid to poo on 17:57 - Dec 21 by HatStand

He must look forward to Monday, when the turtle starts touching cloth over the weekend 😂


Genuinely. She makes him go to the supermarket on the weekends.

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Anyone else insist on getting paid to poo on 20:07 - Dec 21 with 812 viewsSeablu

Since working from home, I also get paid to create the log ( I do the cooking now) and refresh the premises after said log ( I do the cleaning now)
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