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Really annoyed. 12:08 - Jan 28 with 1900 viewsMattinLondon

Was in the shower earlier and I heard the front door bell ring - hurried downstairs only to find that the people ringing were selling bread. They were Hovis Witnesses.

I thank you.
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Really annoyed. on 12:11 - Jan 28 with 1835 viewsJ2BLUE

Somehow the punchline ended up being even worse than I imagined.

Truly impaired.
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Really annoyed. on 12:24 - Jan 28 with 1793 viewsCraigIT

Well done
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Really annoyed. on 12:28 - Jan 28 with 1771 viewshoppy

Really annoyed. on 12:11 - Jan 28 by J2BLUE

Somehow the punchline ended up being even worse than I imagined.


Surely the worst part for your imagination would’ve been right at the start?

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Really annoyed. on 12:35 - Jan 28 with 1746 viewsNthQldITFC

At least they weren't bap tists.

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Really annoyed. on 12:38 - Jan 28 with 1733 viewsChondzoresk

Bet you went “barm”y and got a “cob” on.
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Really annoyed. on 12:39 - Jan 28 with 1727 viewsMattinLondon

Really annoyed. on 12:35 - Jan 28 by NthQldITFC

At least they weren't bap tists.


Well the woman in charge had her knockers…
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Really annoyed. on 12:40 - Jan 28 with 1716 viewsMattinLondon

Really annoyed. on 12:38 - Jan 28 by Chondzoresk

Bet you went “barm”y and got a “cob” on.


Couldn’t even do that. Serves me right for loafing around.
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Really annoyed. on 14:09 - Jan 28 with 1549 viewsYou_Bloo_Right

Really annoyed. on 12:40 - Jan 28 by MattinLondon

Couldn’t even do that. Serves me right for loafing around.



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Really annoyed. on 15:26 - Jan 28 with 1369 viewsKievthegreat

Don't become a comedian. I doubt you'll be able to earn your crust.
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Really annoyed. on 15:59 - Jan 28 with 1263 viewsjontysnut

We had some selling vacuum cleaners - yes, they were Jehoovers Witnesses
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Really annoyed. on 14:17 - Jan 29 with 1057 viewsCrawfordsboot

It was the yeast you could do.
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Really annoyed. on 14:25 - Jan 29 with 1031 viewshoppy

Really annoyed. on 14:17 - Jan 29 by Crawfordsboot

It was the yeast you could do.




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Really annoyed. on 14:26 - Jan 29 with 1009 viewsNthsuffolkblue

I know a lady who was in the shower when the doorbell went and she was rushing to find something to put on when she heard the man shout through the letterbox "it's the blind man". She thought, oh well, if the poor fellow is blind then I needn't worry putting anything on.

When she opened the door, the shocked man stammered "would you like to buy some blinds?"

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Really annoyed. on 14:38 - Jan 29 with 957 viewsMiaow

Patient:- Doctor, doctor! I feel like a large Italian island!

Doctor:- Don't be Sicily.

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Really annoyed. on 14:42 - Jan 29 with 941 viewsNthsuffolkblue

Really annoyed. on 14:38 - Jan 29 by Miaow

Patient:- Doctor, doctor! I feel like a large Italian island!

Doctor:- Don't be Sicily.


Patient:- Doctor, doctor! Everyone keeps ignoring me!

Doctor:- Next patient, please.

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